Off With Their Heads
Description
Disneyland California is as busy as ever—Chanyeol is graciously stuck with mascot duty; Baekhyun is in a love-hate relationship with Paint the Night floats; Yifan is overpaid; Luhan is underappreciated and Yixing has no idea how to work the controls over at Tomorrowland. Alternitively, Jungkook is always pissed; Namjoon believes every mic is his mic and Yoongi just wants a little credit. What could go wrong in the happiest place on earth?
Foreword
+ Off With Their Heads (A Disneyland!au, because I can)
Genre: Fluff, Comedy(crack doe, rly), Romance, OT12xOT7, Humor(pretty much like comedy and crack but u kno da drill)
Rating: PG-13, NC-17 honestly idrk like mehn just prepare urself 4 the ride of ur life
Length: Multi-Chaptered
Pairings: Chanyeol/Baekhyun, Jongin/Kyungsoo, ...OT12/OT7 idrk like you'll probs find out
Disclaimer: ID ONT OWN DISNEYLA ND SADLY i dont own exo or bts either (sadly) bUT THAT WONT STOP ME FRM MIXING THEM TOGETHER BECAUSE I CAN! ! !!! !
Kris' EmploYEAH! Guide
In attempt to memorize all of Disneyland's employees, which will probably be true in a million years--Kris' endeavor to create a notebook that will eventually show you a bunch of employees has finally come into fruition! enjoy
Pluto (i think his name was cheese i forgot)
+ he's the guy who wears the pluto mascot during paint the night
+ he's tall
+ kyungsoo gets mad at him a lot
Crossdresserella
+ he crossdresses as cinderella
+ thats it
+ oh yah lol he's the head of the over all maintenance team
The three Janiteers: uh janiteer 1, janiteer 2, janiteer 3
+ they clean stuff
+ look i drew the magic broom thing from the harry potter episode of mickey mouse LOL
Pretty Boy
+ idk what he does but he's attractive damn son
Driver guy
+ he drives a lot of stuff like parade floats, the mark twain, and the train
+ boring description af
Do Kyungsoo
+ Literally the most boring person ever (along w/ myeonie)
+ likes long speeches and overdramatic effects
+ rumor says he goes to a secluded area when the fireworks show starts every night, and announces his world domination speech to literally no one while the fireworks blast behind him--creepy as hell man.
+ oh he's the over-all head for toon town forgot abt that for a minute lol
Kim Joonmyeon
+ oh no no no THIS dude's the most boring person ever
+ he will bore you to death with his intense breathing
+ SPENT 3 HOURS W/ THE DUDE DIED OF BOREDOM this is ghost kris talking how may I help you
+ overall head for fantasyland (like it matters doe)
Minnie~
+ cute af
+ overall head of the make up department
+ one time crossdresserella put make up on him to make him look like minnie mouse CUTEST THING EVER MAN had 2 clutch my kokoro
Sweaty guy
+ guy who's always sweaty
+ idrk him he has the maintenance boy uniform on all the time doe i guess he maintenance
+ this is awkward
Safari Boys/Part time Peter Pan
+ i kno them pretty well since luhan always makes me call their attention since they're never at their post at the jungle cruise
+ the one who always looks mad also somehow gets assigned to peter pan duty when he's afraid of heights during paint the night
+ the other guy dances around the street during the show too
+ sometimes with
+ *swallows to relieve *
+ pretty boy
Murderer
+ nah jus jokin i kno luhan always mentions him for being a soon-to-be murderer since he doesn't know how to use the controls over at Tomorrowland
+ crazy right you'd think we'd have fired a guy like that
+ over all head for controls at Tomorrowland
+ airhead
One is on my hit list, the other one I want to bake me cookies and sing me to sleep
+ the scary looking guy ALWAYS makes his way with the announcement controls LUHAN YELLS AT ME!!! since i'm apparently the one who's directly responsible for him like da i an't responsible for no child
+ the nice looking one is nice he bakes me cookies sometimes and gives me milk he reminds me of my mom i like him
+ oh they're both on announcement duty, and they sit in the same looking room as me and lu where they monitor the park and do announcements when they see fit
The weird guy who literally wears any mascot costume and dances with it on...
+ so mascot duty is hard ryt?
+ this guy
+ he literally puts them on with glee on his face
+ and starts dancing inappropriately
+ lu had to make ME call his attention since there were kids around
+ i thought he was fabulous
+ you can dance if you want to, man
+ you can leave your friends behind
Devil Spawn/Mr. Bossy Pants
+ the day he started his job they said he was my assistant as over all head of disneyland
+ but he so bossy it makes me mad >:c
+ h8 his guts
Mr. Perfect
+ Respected Over All head of Disneyland Park
+ Amazing
+ Handsome
+ Perfect
+ can rap
+ can dance
+ can sing
+ can act
+ Luhan's master
+ KING OF THE MOTHA TIN WORLD
[A/N] This is in, in anyway, just a fruition of my constant trips to Disneyland this summer (season pass man) and ultimately allowing me to jumble up this concoction after like... 5 rides on the big thunder. Please keep in mind that I'm also in the bts fandom except I didn't really show it but yeah I thought... hey, why not mix them together and let havoc happen? It was fun thinking of this idk sorry if I made another fic just let me LIVE thank you i love you all (also, the disney positions aren't accurate, idrk who does what in the park so i made my own version, so none of these positions surely exist, except, well probably Jongdae and his crew. Thank you so much please comment, subscribe and upvote or whatever you can dance if you want to you can leave your friends behind)
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