Luhan knows exactly what he wants in life, which means he also knows exactly what he wanted in a partner, a significant other. Sharing similar interests, passions and dreams, and cute personality. But life can, no, is a dip and decides that what you need is exactly what you dread and don't want. So when he thinks he's finally found his soulmate in that fetus of a freshman Oh Sehun, some stupid, smartass prick of the name Wu Yifan enters the scene and his life.

  It's not really the poor boy's fault he later admits. It's just the damn pair generator the school used for selecting roommates just HAD to put him with the type of person he couldn't tolerate.    Wu Yifan, in Luhan's eyes, was a 'y, obnoxious, uptight, workaholic of a teacher's pet'. Not to mention that he dressed up like a 90s geek, with those outdated clothing and glasses that probably were his grandma's (Who knows? It could be true) He also had shaggy 90s hair on top of his stereotype. He also had an obnoxious height, that surpassed Sehun, and even his friend Park Chanyeol. Just, What the heck.   But to put it in the simplest terms, everything about Yifan irked Luhan, and he thought that Yifan was unattractive and ugly.   But the thing he hated the most, was Yifan's privacy policy. Hell, he freaking refuses to let Luhan enter whenever he was using their single bathroom, and wasn't afraid of Luhan's bladder exploding all over the place. Because much to his dismay, Yifan cleans it up like a housemaid, and scold him like a little child for doing so.   "What the dude?" Luhan shouts. "We're both ing men! ing please! I really, really ing need to use the the ing toilet. BRUHH." (At times like these, he really has no filter with his language.)   In fr