The final fnial?

I should not be near a CUMputer

Intro to Culinary Arts

Chef Byun Baekhyun

Wu Yifan

June 17, 2015

 

Wolfgang Puck has set the standard of 'chef' high, and I completely agree with what is said about him. To be a chef, you must have the want to create multiple dishes. Not only do I have the drive to create new dishes, I also love to have criticism because that enables me to be better. I want to know what my customers think about my dish - is it wonderful? - is it beautiful? was there something wrong with the dish? 

 

culiny ats is a beutifil subjet. my need to writ my cads for tomorrow

i hve bakin tomorrow

i hade the smel of yest cookin

serisly 

why

yeast is distgustin

it smeels like berr 

liek

oew

i really do hate the smell of kbeer 

type

typi

whateven

i dont care

cant see the keybroad

too dark in the rom

uhogh 

zita is zititng uip

hehehe

pay bck

you ask for what>

you ckept my up the otehr night

my turn to ekpp you up

eyah i am finsihing your rum

rum is good tho

i like whisky

Hey, honey, you are drunk

i am not druk

i would seriously preger whiskhyu

why dont we have whiksy

zitao

i wnty whis k

I am sorry, but I cannot go get whiskey for you

wy

I do not have money

;adkfja;fjuvhae;fjawjdhf;av92-p5oit5gp'

I know

you lei

I am not lying

yeh

No

yeh

No

yeha

what

I dunno, what were you talking about

dmmit

don tyuop so fasr

i can t kepe up 

Payback, baby

y

i thougt you lov me

i lvoe you

I do love you though

why doy this to me

....

Because, I love you

i see

guess wat

What

GUSS WHT

WHAT

I FREKIN LOV YOU

I LOVE YOU MORE

NO WAY

YEAH WAY

PRve IT

 

......

So, after proving to Yifan that I definitely love him more, I am proudly presenting this to everyone around me. He just ed himself over. Yeah, he loves Culinary Arts, and I freaking love that about him. He wants to upload what I was saying when I was drunk, I can return the favor, er. I am so in love with you, Wu Yifan, it isn't funny anymore.

When I think about it, we've been together for two, complete years. Imma plan something for our two years together. I love you, so much, Yifan. No joke.

i just wish that more people knew about our relationship. 

I love you, Wu Yifan

Yeah, I am your personal ing chef because I can deliver you your 'food' at two o'clock in the morning. 

-Huang Edison Zitao

 

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anneber
#1
Chapter 2: PAYBAK BISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anneber
#2
Chapter 1: LOVE THID! HAHahah >hic<
nindyasnast
#3
Chapter 2: This fic is full of rubbish but it is a good rubbish and I love a good rubbish ❤
xiu_mine
#4
Chapter 2: Drunk Taoris is the hilarious!
fluffmeister
#5
Chapter 2: Lmao paybacks a yifan
fluffmeister
#6
Chapter 1: That was in cute holy as drunk af Zitao would say 'MEH HART'
SHINeestTiara
#7
Chapter 2: yeah
I'm satisfied
SHINeestTiara
#8
Chapter 1: Can we get a sequel with Yifan using the blackmail???
hyunsick
#9
Chapter 1: this was so cute omg... but if i'm not being too noisy can i request a sequel where yifan is the drunk one ?? :D