"I hereby announce our judgement:" 

The judge´s voice was booming in the town hall.

"...the defendant, is herewith sentenced to two hundred hours of social service since she is falling under youth protection. Furthermore she is not allowed to get closer than the range of one kilometer to the clients, namely Lee Taemin, Choi Minho, Kim Kibum, Kim Jonghyun and Lee Jinki."

I  stood perfectly still in front of the judge and the various lawyers, the victims,  SHINee were not among the audience of this.  They are probably scared of me...

The sheer thought made me smile.

I´d say they should learn to deal with it!

THEY decided to be idols, so they have to deal with people, especially girls, wanting to be near them.

So what´s the deal? Why file a lawsuit against me?

Sure...I figured out where they lived, which was more than easy since the real hardcore fans found that out ages ago AND I managed to find a way into the apartment complex (a neglected granny gladly let me in), so from that point on, I was the hero of SHINee world!

I would try to fish for their mail in the letter box and I sacked the local garbage area and I surely was able to find out which trash bag had been theirs. The masses of small family apartments made this a piece of cake as well.

In the end, I knew what they ate, I knew what kind of presents they´d throw away, what items they used for their daily hygiene, OH LORD! I could tell you stories!

I must have zoned out for a few minutes because that judge was staring at me with furious eyes. I smirked at her.

(20.10.2010)