[Namjin] fluff; drabble/oneshot/idrk

Based on my prompt ‘you gave me the first thumbs down on my dating profile and I am not happy’

“Down. Down. Down. Hmm…nah. Down.” Seokjin sighs, thumbing through the suggested people on his dating profile. To be honest, Seokjin wasn’t even looking for a date; he just liked all the thumbs up and comments he would get on his profile. It did wonders for his already huge ego. You wouldn’t know that if you met him anywhere else except the dating website though. He was an angel to everyone he met, never seeming cocky or self-absorbed. And he wasn’t. He just liked getting compliments as much as the next person.

His compliments were well-deserved too. Anyone who didn’t know Seokjin personally could easily mistake him for a model. He had bright eyes, plump lips, a well-defined jaw line and always perfectly styled dark hair. Everywhere Seokjin went he received compliments on his looks, whether it be from relatives at family gatherings or girls in Seokjin’s cooking class. So it’s no surprise that Seokjin is shocked when he receives his first thumbs down on the dating website.

“What the ?!” Seokjin exclaims when a notification with a thumbs down pops up in his dating profile. He clicks on it and his mouth hangs open as he looks at the small, measly number ‘1’ that has appeared in the thumbs down category.

He clicks on the profile of the person who had caused him to receive the first thumbs down on his profile thus breaking his perfect streak of positive responses. The page loads to a profile with the name “Rap Monster” in big, bold letters.

“Who the calls themselves that on a dating website?!” he mutters to himself. The next thing Seokjin notices is the lack of a profile picture. Instead there’s a picture of a pair of expensive looking headphones. Seokjin scoffs to himself. This guy just seems like even more of a loser by the minute. That is, until Seokjin reaches the About Me and Interests pages. They’re all filled out with detailed answers that seem more like poetic lyrics than an actual response. But they’re enticing nonetheless, Seokjin notes. There’s even an attached audio titled “Moi”. Out of plain curiosity, Seokjin clicks the file and finds himself captivated in the beat that flows out of his phone. Soon, a voice rapping, that he assumes is Rap Monster, joins the fast-paced beat and Seokjin can’t stop listening. He finds himself nodding along to the beat and before he can remember that he’s supposed to hate this person, the music stops. The rap sounded like it had been about Rap Monster’s childhood, but Seokjin wasn’t too sure.

“Wait. Why do I care? This guys seems like a ,” he says to himself. But he saves the audio just this one time.

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Rap Monster: Hello! Thank you for saving my music. I take that you liked it? That means a lot to me!

Seokjin chokes on his water. He was at the gym working out when his phone alerted him of a new message.

Seokjin: Umm…I don’t know what you’re talking about? I didn’t save anything? Who are you by the way? Sorry I don’t think I’ve ever seen your profile.

Rap Monster: Oh it’s you…

Rap Monster: That was an automated message that goes out every time someone saves my file

Rap Monster: And you don’t have to lie haha it’s okay. I have an application that shows me who’s visited my profile and who’s saved my audio.

“Of course he does. What a little ” Seokjin grumbles to himself, mentally cursing his luck.

Seokjin: Isn’t that like an invasion of privacy? I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.

Rap Monster: Haha it’s not. The government does it so why can’t I? It’s quite useful in fact.

Seokjin: Sounds a bit creepy.

Seokjin: Actually, scratch that.

Seokjin: Sounds a LOT creepy.

Rap Monster: Haha I think the princess is just upset she got her first thumbs down on her profile, huh? ;)