Henry Lau is online ONCE again... pt 1

GET YOUR CONDOMS HERE :D - A SJ Facebook Romance

A/N:

Before reading.. I want to apologize. 

Sorry for making a fic that Ming is pairing with Kiseop :(
Im sorry if i didn't make it KyuMin. My otp is Kyumi.  Its okay if you ignore this because of the pairing.
I understand you guys. But I never regret putting here my otp. Okay ? 

Rating: THIS IS VERY MATURE :) HAHA 
--Enjoy.

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Henry Lau Wooo~ ! Tired ! Just cameback from Sichul's Wedding! Congrats ! 
-988,888 people and Kim Heechul likes this. 
Henry Lau Oh, I accidentaly post it here ㅎ_ㅎ maybe I should removed it. 
Kim Heechul HOW DARE YOU DENY MY WEDDING ?!?? 
Henry Lau Puuuh Lease ! I WAS INTEND TO TWEET THIS, NOT A STATUS ! ㅎㅇㅎ 
Park Jung soo Keep it Henry. It's not a bad idea. 
Henry Lau Oh,.. ㅎㅎ 
Kim Ryeowook YEAH HENRY !! YOU HAVE NO HEART. ! 
Henry Lau do I have to repeat myself ?!? 
Zhou Mi oh my, this is just misunderstanding situation ! You guys can calm down ! 
Lee Hyukjae you made Zhou Mi worried again. ㅡ_ㅡ 
Henry Lau Sorry Mimi gege ! 
Cho Kyuhyun OI Henry Lau I CAN ONLY CALL HIM MIMI ! 
Henry Lau what the hell... 
Zhou Mi ITS OKAY KUIXIAN ! They all called me like that ! It's my nickname right ? 
Kim Jongwoon Ow come on Zhou Mi. He's jealous. 
Cho Kyuhyun jealous ? what the heck ... 
Chou Siwon Oh my god. He denied it. 
Lee Donghae JUZ TELL THE TRUTH KYUHYUN ! 
Cho Kyuhyun I'LL COME TO YOUR ROOM. 
Zhou Mi Why ? 
Cho Kyuhyun we have to discuss things .. 
Park Jungsoo HEP HEP HEEEEP ! YOU CAN'T GO KYUHYUN. 
Cho Kyuhyun OW MAN YOU AGAIN ?!? 
Kim Youngwoon MIND YOUR MANNERS KYUHYUN. 
Park Jungsoo Oh yes ! Im here again Mister. You wouldn't go there without my permission. 
Cho Kyuhyun UHHHH ! I have to talk to him ! 
Park Jungsoo IT'S A NO ! 
Zhou Mi Just let him Hyung ! I WANT TO SEE HIM. 
Lee Donghae COME ON HYUNG ! 
Henry Lau PLEASE LEETEUK HYUNG ! Zhou Mi is gonna cry. 
Kim Jongwoon UH. Have a heart Jungsoo. 
Kim Youngwoon eomma Teuk, we already talked about this ... 
Park Jungsoo b-but ... he's still stubborn ! 
Kim Youngwoon *sigh* okay.. wait me there. Im coming. 
Henry Lau OMG !!! WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO ?!?ㅇㅁㅇ" 
Lee Sungmin Uh ! dont ask it Henry.  
Hangeng so this what you flood Henry's status. 
Henry Lau Everytime ~ ㅡ_ㅡ"" 

Kim Ryeowook CONGRATS TO THE NEWLY WED ! Choi Siwon and Kim Heechul
-599,999 people likes this. 
Kim Heechul Thanks Wookie ! 
Choi Siwon Thanks ! 
Kim Ryeowook you're welcome guys ! 
Kim Jongwoon And this time, THIS IS NOT FAN SERVICE ! 
Choi Siwon of course its not. You just saw us what we did. 
Kim Heechul I REALLY LOVE YOU MY ERT PASTOR ! 
Lee Donghae lol at that ert pastor  
Henry Lau HAHAHAHAHAH  
Lee hyukjae what the heck Heenim hyung o.o 
Choi Siwon Good grief....  
Lee Sungmin my tummy hurts hahaha 
Kim Heechul HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT MY PASTOR !! 
Choi Siwon stop calling me ert pastor Heenim.. 
Kim Heechul BUT CHU ARE MY PRINCE !!! 
Park Jungsoo Aw Heechul ... 
Lee Hyukjae O-okay. This is getting cheesy. 
Choi Siwon You're my Princess <33 
-99,999 people likes this. 
Kim Heechul HE'S MY PRINCE ES ! AND IM HE'S YEPPUDA PRINCESS !! 
Lee Sungmin Okay fine ㅎㅅㅎ 
Lee Donghae Uhhhh... 
Kim Kibum You quickly got ONLINE when you're wedding is finished ? lol. 
Kim Heechul we just checking things ~ SO BRB ! 
Lee Donghae so whats that brb mean ? 
Kim Ryeowook maybe Heechul hyung is hungry .. 
-1,000 and Kim Jongwoon likes this. 
Kim Ryeowook did I say .. bad ? 
Kim Jongwoon No. nothing sweetie n__n ! 
Henry Lau Dont keep it hyung. 
Cho Kyuhyun yeah he's right. 
Lee Donghae RYEOWOOK THEY'RE HAVING ! 
Kim Jongwoon WHAT THE HEEELL ?!? 
Cho Kyuhyun YEWOOK ! YEWOOK ! 
Kim Kibum just with him already. 
Kim Jongwoon QUIT IT ALREADY. I HATE THIS CONVERSATION. 
Kim Ryeowook Yesung oppa !!! *^^* 
Park Jungsoo o-oppa... 
Lee Donghae Oh god ! 
Henry Lau AM I BLIND OR SOMETHING ?!? OPPA ?!?! 
Kim Jongwoon ㅇ______ㅇ 
Kim Kibum wait, is Kyuhyun trolling again ? 
Cho Kyuhyun lol, IDK his email and password. 
Kim Ryeowook so ? 
Kim Jongwoon i-it's not that I dont like it ... 
Kim Ryeowook Umm... 
Kim Jongwoon Okay. FINE. Let's talk. Im going there 
Kim Ryeowook Ok ~ 
Henry Lau WHAT THE ?!? WHAT WILL THEY GONNA DO ?!? 
Lee Hyukjae who knows ~ 
Kim Kibum I think they'll gonna do it. 
-100,000 people likes this 
Lee Hyukjae Bless this comment. 
Lee Sungmin AARRGGHH!! YESUNG HYUNG IS HERE !!! AGH LEMME OUT !!! 
Zhou Mi you can just stay here with us Sungmin gege. 
Lee Sungmin thank you Zhou Mi ! 
Cho Kyuhyun OH NO ! NOT YOU EX ! YOU CAN'T DO THERE !!! 
Lee Sungmin What the hell Kyuhyun ! 
Cho Kyuhyun I know I know ! just play with your KISSY. 
Lee Sungmin ㅡ_____ㅡㅗ you Kyuhyun. I hate you. 
Kim Kibum just dont like that Kyuhyun. 
Cho Kyuhyun but its hell true ! 
Henry Lau OW COME ON KUIXIAN !! He's our friend ! 
Zhou Mi pabo Kuixian ! PABO ! Dont be so rude like that. 
Cho Kyuhyun But ... I just cant ... 
Kim Ryeowook poor Kyuhyun 무 __무 
Lee Donghae aw.. /heartaches 
Zhou Mi Guixian ... 
Henry Lau OKAY HERE'S THE DEAL. Im going to Sungmin gege's room. While KUIXIAN, go to our Room ! 
Cho Kyuhyun APPROVE ! 
Lee Sungmin Okay ~ Sure ! 
Zhou Mi But ... Will Jungsoo gege will let us .. ? 
Lee Hyukjae Uh, he should be. ㅡ.ㅡ I think He's talking to Kangin. 
Kim Ryeowook talking about what ? 
Kim Kibum I guess about Kuixian and Zhou Mi. 
Kim Jongwoon Kyuhyun is born to be stubborn though ... 
-200,000 and Cho Kyuhyun likes this. 
Lee Donghae okay so it got so many likes ㅡ....ㅡ 
Lee Sungmin Park Jungsoo Hyung ! Where are you !!! 
Kim Jongwoon SHHH ! Sungmin they're talking ! I heard them ! 
Cho Kyuhyun so what did they say ? 
Kim Jongwoon I only heard murmurs.. ㅁ_ㅁ 
Hangeng hey ! Whatcha guys doin ! 
Kim Ryeowook Hangeng hyung ! ANNYEONG ! 
Lee Donghae hankyung hyung !! 
Kim Jongwoon Oh Hi ! 
Henry Lau HANGENG GEGE ! 
Cho Kyuhyun so you're finished crying ? 
-100,000 people likes this. 
Hangeng I hate your question Kyuhyun. 
Lee Hyukjae What, You're crying ? 
Lee Sungmin HUH ? 
Hangeng IM NOT CRYING ㅡㅁㅡ" IM JUST SAD. 
Kim Kibum sad of what ? Becuz Im the Best Man ? 
Hangeng OH YEAH. I SHOULD BE THE BEST MAN. 
Cho Kyuhyun dont cha worry Hyung. You'll be the best man in our wedding. 
Hangeng with who? 
Cho Kyuhyun Zhou Mi 
Lee Donghae WHEN ? 
Kim Ryeowook OMG !!! 
Zhou Mi what wedding ? ㅁ____ㅇ KUIXIAN ? 
Cho Kyuhyun With you, Jagiya. 
Zhou Mi Oh GOD ! B-but  you aren't proposing me ! 
Cho Kyuhyun soon baby. Soon~ 
Kim Jongwoon  ! NO WONDER YOU GOT THE BOUQET ! ㅇ___ㅇ 
Lee Donghae bouqet ? YOU MEAN ?!?! 
Lee Sungmin OMG OMG OMG ! CONGRATS ! 
Kim Kibum Zhou Mi hyung catched the bouqet from Heechul hyung ? Great ! 
Kim Ryeowook WHOA !! So awesome Zhou Mi
Zhou Mi Um... T-thank you ㅅ___ㅅ 
Cho Kyuhyun just support us ~ 
Lee Donghae OKAY SURE NO PROBLEM :D 
Kim Ryeowook Okay Okay ! 
Kim Jongwoon Qmi shipper *raises flag* 
Kim Kibum if you say so. 
Hangeng OKAY OKAY !! Approve ! 

Kim Heechul HEY GUYS WE'RE GOING ON JEJU ISLAND TOMORROW !!! I WILL LEAVE YOU EZ !!!!! 
-899,998 people and Lee Hyukjae likes this 
Park Jungsoo EZZ ?!?!ㅂ___ㅂ 
Kim Heechul Oh. Yes you are. 
Kim Jongwoon lol. Are you doing your honeymoon there ? 
Kim Heechul yeah. <33 
Lee Hyukjae how about going to Japan ? They got more hotel and nice places. 
Kim Heechul GREAT IDEA !!!! uhh, we can't speak nihonggo. 
Choi Siwon then we need Lee Sungmin have to be with us. 
Lee Sungmin ME ?!?? YUCK. NO WAY. 
Lee Donghae  SUNGMIN. JUST CALL KISEOP AND BE WITH YOU. 
Cho Kyuhyun yeah, so you can have a 4some . 
-400,00 people likes this. 
Lee Sungmin ㄷ___ㄷ ㅗ You Kyuhyun thats gross. 
Kim Heechul WHAT ?!? NO WAY !!!!! ㅎ__ㅎ ㅗ 
Choi Siwon I would never .. 
Lee Kiseop Uhhh.. 
Kim Youngwoon Oh Kiseop !!! 
Kim Ryeowook whats happening .. 
Lee Sungmin KISSY !!! YOU SHOULD LEAVE HERE !! 
Lee Kiseop Waeyo ? 
Lee Sungmin these people are ERTS !! You should avoid them. 
Henry Lau Im not a ert ㅎㅁㅎ 
Kim Jongwoon me too. 
Lee Hyukjae Neither me.. ㅡ_ㅡ" 
Cho Kyuhyun even me. 
Hangeng DONT BE INNOCENT KYUHYUN YOU'RE A TOO ! 
-70,000 people like this. 
Cho Kyuhyun lol I AM NOT. 
Lee Kiseop Where are we going ? 
Choi Siwon Oh, Japan. You see Sungmin can speak Nihonggo. And were plannig to go there. 
Henry Lau I thought Jeju ? ㅁ_ㅁ 
Lee Sungmin KISSY DONT ACCEPT. 
Lee Kiseop I dont mind ㅅ__ㅅ 
Lee Sungmin WHAT ? ㅇㅁㅇ " 
Kim Heechul WOHOHOHOOOO !!!! partey ! 
Lee Kiseop Are you going Kissy ? 
-600,000 people likes this 
Lee Sungmin If you go, I-I'll go. 
Lee Donghae AT LASSSSTT !!!! 
Kim Heechul SUNGMIN IS A NICE GUY !!!! 
Cho Kyuhyun HOORAY FOR THE 4SOME ! 
Choi Siwon stop it Kyu. 
Kim Heechul STFU Cho Kyuhyun. 
Lee Kiseop Thanks Kissy. I love you <3 
Henry Lau Oh no.. ㅁ_ㅁ 
Lee Sungmin I LOVE YOU FOREVER ㅅ///ㅅ 
Kim Jongwoon so I guess this will ends a conversation. 
Choi Siwon not yet hyung. Thanks Lee Kiseop and Lee Sungmin. We will have 3 day vacation. 
Lee Kiseop OH YEAH \m/ 
Cho Kyuhyun Oh Lee Kiseop. Dont forgot the condoms I sent you. 
-800,100 people likes this 
Lee Kiseop Sure Kyuhyun ! Thanks ! 
Henry Lau Sweet God what is .. 
Lee Hyukjae ㅇ_____ㅇ 
Lee Sungmin KISSY !!? WHAT THE... 
Lee Kiseop I got your favorite Kissy. STRAWBERRY. 
Lee Sungmin Oh my god. Kyuhyun got your brain .. 
Lee Kiseop Oops I gotta go. BYE BYE. 
Kim Ryeowook BYE BYE !!! 
Hangeng Take Care. 
Lee Donghae BYE BYEEEEEEE. 
Park Jungsoo another sharing again. 
Kim Jongwoon thats okay Teuk ! im having a free as well ! 
Kim Youngwoon me either. 
Park Jungsoo KANGIN ?!?! ㅇㅁㅇ 
Kim Youngwoon condoms are really expensive these days. ^^ 
Cho Kyuhyun Hyung is right. Use your money wisely. 
Zhou Mi Oh God Kuixian what are you sharing again. 
Henry Lau free condoms. 
-800,000 people likes this 
Cho Kyuhyun I got more money for this. 
-799,999 people likes this. 
Lee Donghae HYUKJAE !!! DID YOU BUY ANYTHING FROM KYUHYUN. ??? 
Lee Hyukjae I got 1 box why ? 
Lee Donghae Good ㅅ______ㅅ 
Lee Sungmin " GOOD " ????? 
Lee Hyukjae ㅌ_____ㅌ 
Kim Jongwoon this is getting weird 
Cho Kyuhyun weird as you hyung. 
-300,000 people likes this 
Kim Heechul BRB GUYS !!! WERE ON THE DATE !!! ㅅㅇㅅ / 
Park Jungsoo Oh, take care ! 
Kim Ryeowook A BAG OF CANDIES PLEAAAASE ! 
Choi Siwon Okay Wookie ;) 
Lee Donghae buy me a Cake Siwon appa. 
Choi Siwon Sure Lee Donghae
Lee Hyukjae APPA ?!?! 
Lee Sungmin STRAWBERRY FOR ME !! 
Choi Siwon Sure ㅅ___ㅅ 
Henry Lau BANANA ICE CREAM !! Please and thank you ! 
Choi Siwon No prob ;) BYE BYE 
Kim Ryeowook BYEE SIWON !!! 
Lee Sungmin BYEEEEE. 
Lee Hyukjae we really REALLY need to talk Lee Donghae
Lee Donghae WHYYY ??!? ㅇㅁㅇ"" 
Kim Kibum because you called Siwon, Appa. 
Lee Donghae Oh ? WHAT SO WRONG ABOUT IT. 
Lee Hyukjae grr... ㄷ____ㄷ 

 

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Pt 2 will be posted :) Just wait.

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fishyjamchovy
#1
Wahaha! Hyukjae~ We already know about his beautiful . <br />
You're just lucky , and kiss it. Lols! XDD
UmiKruspe
#2
OMG Eunhyuk xD you ert!
AJ9854970 #3
omg, i needed something like this after work tonight. thank you for being hilarious. i legit lol'd.
fishyjamchovy
#4
Can't stop laughing reading this. Hahaha! :)) <br />
They are all naughty huh. XDD<br />
Update! ;)