Lazy Day .. pt 1

GET YOUR CONDOMS HERE :D - A SJ Facebook Romance

Summary: A day from Korea, Henry is having a boring afternoon with his room alone. He his laptop and log in in his facebook account.

A/N: Yes. I know there's already a story like this. But this is originally posted on my livejournal. I made this last mid-Summer. And I rarely posting here at AFF. Its just a format, but different story right ? ;)
Warning: Mingseop pairing. (J =.=)J Sorry.

 

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Henry Lau Another boring day again.
--Kim Heechul likes this.
Kim Ryeowook HENRY !!
Henry Lau hyung ^^ !!
Kim Ryeowook Im hungry D:
Kim Jongwoon well theres a ice cream cake in the fridge.
Kim Ryeowook OH REALLY ?! <3
Kim Jongwoon I bought it just for you baby.
Kim Ryeowook Ohh, Aw sweet yeobo ~
Henry Lau uhh, I have a bad feeling about this ..
Kim Heechul ICE CREAM CAKE ?!!
Kim Jongwoon here we go again ...
Kim Heechul CAN I HAS ?!!?!
Choi Siwon thats for Ryeowook, Heechul hyung ..
Kim Jongwoon he's right..
Kim Ryeowook I can share it for hyung ^^
Kim Heechul THATS WHAT YOU CALLED SHARING :P
Kim Jongwoon Ryeowook is too nice..
Kim Heechul Not like you guy, GREEDY.
Choi Siwon WELL I CAN BUY A 12 DOZEN FOR YOU HYUNG.
Henry Lau even for today ?
Choi Siwon YEAH.
Henry Lau I didn't know you're a rich pastor Siwon hyung
Kim Heechul but he's still a ert pastor 
Choi Siwon thanks for the compliment hyung ==
Kim Heechul ANYWAYS :"> Aww. cute thanks Siwon. I love you.
Choi Siwon I love you too.
Hankyung I love Heechul too.
Choi Siwon Uhh, Its Siwon, Not Hankyung.
Kim Heechul well I love him as Ex though ..
Hankyung THIS ^
Kim Heechul But I love Siwon more ..
Kim Jongwoon what a conversation is this ..
Hankyung OK FINE
Henry Lau why do you all posting like this in my status ==

Park Jungsoo Other members are not doing their CHORES.
-Kim Heechul and Kim Youngwoon likes this.
Kim Jongwoon who are they ?
Kim Heechul include yourself Yesung.
Kim Jongwoon I would NEVER. I always do my chores.
Kim Youngwoon talk about Lee Hyukjae and Lee Donghae.
Lee Hyukjae woah ? What about us ?
Kim Heechul  is in your mind again huh Hyukjae ?
Lee Hyukjae lol == its not always were having !
Kim Kibum well, I heard sounds at Leeteuk's room.
Kim Heechul OMG !! IS IT TRUE Park Jungsoo ?!
--5 minutes ago
Kim Jongwoon so its really true ..
Henry Lau they are maniac than Hyukjae hyung.
Kim Heechul they are bunch of byuntae.
Lee Donghae hey hey hey ! Include yourself Heechul hyung !
Kim Heechul Why ? Im not a ert like you guys.
Kim Jongwoon then how about Siwon ?
Kim Heechul he's a ert Priest ..
Choi Siwon why do you even call me a priest hyung.
Kim Kibum because you're always having a bible study with Hangeng hyung.
Kim Heechul WTF SIWON I DIDN'T KNOW THAAAAAAT.
Choi Siwon dont get the wrong Idea hyung ..
Kim Heechul I ing hate you.
Choi Siwon WHAT THE-- ?!
Hankyung lol, dont include me with your catfight.
Henry Lau this is getting awkward ..
Kim Jongwoon yeaah =__=

Cho Kyuhyun Solved Everything from last night... with Zhou Mi. No sharing of condoms again.
-Lee Hyukjae and Kim Jongwoon likes this.
Zhou Mi at last Kuixian <3
Cho Kyuhyun of course my sweet yummy sausage
Kim Heechul whats with the sausage ?
Cho Kyuhyun a cheesedog.
Park Jungsoo WTF KYUHYUN WATCH YOUR LAUNGUAGE.
Lee Hyukjae how about adding two eggs :D
Lee Donghae  Hyukjae You ert !
Lee Hyukjae O_O 
Henry Lau I CANT EVEN------
Hankyung what kind of group is this ?!
Kim Jongwoon its a share-your-leftover-condoms ..
Cho Kyuhyun it will look awful when you add 2 eggs
Kim Kibum THIS ^
Kim Youngwoon epic comment Yesung.
Park Jungsoo YOU GUYS ARE BANNED FROM HAVING .
Kim Heechul Stop sayin like that Leeteuk, it is you is banned.
Kim Youngwoon well he's not.
Kim Jongwoon ohhh Kangin to the rescue ~
Kim Youngwoon  off Yesung. I'll gonna beat you later.
Park Jungsoo calm down Kangin 3
Kim Youngwoon Oh, Im sorry Hyung .. I love you.
Park Jungsoo aww :"> I love you too ~ :*
Kim Heechul  !!!
Choi Siwon STOP SAYING WILL YA ?!
Kim Jongwoon becuz he want to with Kim Heechul again !
--100 people likes this
Choi Siwon uhh...
Kim Heechul because He cant make a move on Kim Ryeowook.
Kim Ryeowook yes?
Kim Jongwoon O_O GTFO HEECHUUUUUULLL !!!
Kim Heechul KEKEKEKE
Cho Kyuhyun Well, Condoms are still available guys !!
Lee Hyukjae what flavor ?
Cho Kyuhyun strawberry and orange.
Choi Siwon I'll take 4 pieces of orange !
Henry Lau I cant believe you're sharing condoms Kuixian.
Cho Kyuhyun of course, to prevent male-pregnancy
Lee Sungmin O___O
Kim Heechul O.O
Kim Ryeowook o.o
Lee Donghae WTF WRONG IS YOU KYUHYUN ??!?!
Henry Lau omigaaaaash == I cant even ...
Park Jungsoo dont Kyuhyun IS YOUR HEAD HURT ?!
Kim Youngwoon Uhhh..
Park Jungsoo whats wrong Kangin ?
Kim Youngwoon ....
Cho Kyuhyun he knows something *grin*
Zhou Mi I cant .. KUIXIAN WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS ?!?!
Kim Ryeowook OMG is this ...
Kim Jongwoon Dont ever think that Wookie ..
Kim Ryeowook Hmm...

Kim Ryeowook I want to taste that sausage too *pouts*
--Kim Jongwoon and Kim Heechul likes this
Henry Lau Wookie O.o why are you ...
Kim Ryeowook IM SO CURIOUS. I WANT TO TASTE T.
Cho Kyuhyun Tsk tsk tsk .. Ryeowook is getting mature !!!
Kim Youngwoon well he's the heavy-drinker in our group
-14 people likes this
Kim Ryeowook tehee I like it ^^
Park Jungsoo Omygawd. Look at these kids poisoning their own minds ==
Kim Ryeowook Im curious hyung T.T
Kim Kibum I have here Ryeowookie ^^
Kim Ryeowook best friend ! Sure !! T.T help me.
Kim Kibum okay, I teach you ..
Kim Jongwoon WTF KIBUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM DDDDDD:<
Kim Ryeowook teach .. What ?
Kim Jongwoon WELL LEMME TEACH YOU HOW TO COOK A CHEESDOG WITH HAM N' CHEESE !!!
Kim Ryeowook really ? THANK YOU HYUNG <3 I never regret answering you !
Kim Jongwoon sure, saranghae *kiss*
Kim Ryeowook *blush*
Cho Kyuhyun  !!!!!!!
Kim Jongwoon what the ..
Kim Heechul  NOW NOW NOW NOW !
Kim Jongwoon IM GONNA KILL YOU TWO !!!!
Park Jungsoo I'll join Ryeowook.
Kim Ryeowook okay Hyung ^^
Kim Youngwoon Me too ..
Kim Jongwoon okay bro.
Cho Kyuhyun a simple way to have a foursome.
-10,000 people likes this
Kim Youngwoon STFU AND GTFU KYUHYUN !!!
Park Jungsoo Now, YOU ARE BANNED.
Zhou Mi WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ?!?!?! ;A;

Park Jungsoo I AM now. AS IN. NOW ! Seperate Zhou Mi and Cho Kyuhyun. Zhou Mi will be in Henry Lau's room.
-Kim Heechul likes this
Zhou Mi HYUNNNG DDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOONTTTTTT !!!!!
Henry Lau its fine wid me. ^^
Cho Kyuhyun NO. AND WILL BE HAPPEN. NEVER.
Park Jungsoo No can do Mister. Im banned you. So your alone in your OWN ROOM.
Lee Donghae pheww ...
Park Jungsoo Dont be so relieved Donghae, Eunhae will be next.
Lee Hyukjae LOL. I'LL DIE IF THAT HAPPENS.
Lee Donghae HAVE A HEART HYUUUNG T.T
Kim Youngwoon his heart belongs to me.
Park Jungsoo He's right !
Cho Kyuhyun you guys really want to see me huh..
Zhou Mi O///////O
Park Jungsoo wtf ..
Lee Hyukjae Whats wrong with KYUHYUN TODAAAY ?!
Lee Donghae HE's SCAAAAAARRRYY ;A; *runs*
Lee Sungmin yuck .. I would never ..
Cho Kyuhyun EX REACTS !!! :D
-50,00 people likes this
Lee Sungmin  off Kyuhyun. Kyumin is just a fan service.
Kim Jongwoon well his boy friend is more dangerous than you.
Lee Sungmin top that right.
Cho Kyuhyun ok fine. But Zhou Mi is good from .
-9,998 people likes this.
Lee Sungmin what the ..
Henry Lau I cant even ...
Zhou Mi KUIXIAN ?!?!!
Lee Hyukjae well, Donghae is expert at ..
Lee Donghae  off Hyukjae Im gonna kill YOU.
Kim Youngwoon nothing beats your group umma..
Cho Kyuhyun Ohh, LEETEUK !!!!!
Park Jungsoo Uhh, I hate this conversation.
Kim Jongwoon Come on Leeteuk hyung !
Park Jungsoo DO YOU WANT ME TO BAN YOU TOO ?!?!
Kim Jongwoon No Ma'am .. =....=
Park Jungsoo GOOD.
Hankyung another awkward situation again ...

15 minutes of silence ..

Lee Sungmin WHAT THE . I HEARD HEECHUL HYUNG MORE. HE'S ING LOUD. ASDFGHJKL QWERTYUIOP !!!!!!!
-Kim Heechul and Kim Kibum likes this.
Kim Jongwoon its okay Hyung.. Kiseop is good at bed too.
Lee Sungmin what the hell you know that ?
Kim Kibum he's my friend :3
Lee Sungmin STAY AWAY FROM HIM.
Kim Jongwoon lol, having again ?
Lee Hyukjae I didnt know Siwon is such a ert.
Cho Kyuhyun like he said .. A ert priest .
Park Jungsoo just turn up the volume of you're game Sungmin.
Lee Sungmin I can still hear it !!!!
Cho Kyuhyun call Kiseop and have with him too.
-10,000 people likes his
Kim Kibum good Idea hyung !
Lee Sungmin Uhh, Like I could ==
Kim Ryeowook why hyung are they busy ? :O 
Kim Kibum they're ...
Kim Jongwoon SIWON IS JUST APPLYING A BAND AID ON HEECHUL.
Kim Ryeowook Oww. Too bad D:
Lee Hyukjae why didn't you tell the truth ... ==
Kim Jongwoon I, myself, and I can only do that  
Lee Donghae uhh so arrogant ..
Kim Ryeowook how bout Kiseop hyung ? Busy ?  :O?
Lee Sungmin yeap. So busy so we just chatting and calling.
Lee Hyukjae PHONE !
Cho Kyuhyun NO ITS CYBER !
Kim Youngwoon phone will hotter than cyber ..
Cho Kyuhyun both are ty !
Lee Sungmin I hate .. this.
Lee Kiseop Call me ?
Lee Sungmin O_O KISSY ?!
Lee Kiseop Oh Hi Kissy :*
Kim Heechul Kissy ? What a awful callsign ..
Kim Jongwoon He's back !
Lee Sungmin STFU Heechul hyung. We're lovers.
Lee Kiseop Annyeong ~
Park Jungsoo Oh Kiseop Hi.
Henry Lau Kiseop ? ? Who's that ?
Kim Heechul he's from Ukiss , Henry. 
Henry Lau Oh Hi bro.
Lee Kiseop Oh Henry ^^
Cho Kyuhyun HI KISEEEEEEOOOOOOP !!
Lee Kiseop HI KYUHYUUUUUUN.
Kim Youngwoon lol, you know each other ?
Cho Kyuhyun We're friends ~
Lee Sungmin I didn't know that...
Kim Jongwoon No you know.
Kim Ryeowook Annyeong Kiseop ! Im Ryeowook.
Kim Jongwoon and Im Yesung.
Lee Kiseop Annyeong. Its nice to meet the SJ
Hankyung A group of a bunch of Byuntae.
-5,000 people likes this
Kim Kibum and a bunch of condoms
-40,000 people likes this
Lee Kiseop Can I get some ?
Cho Kyuhyun sure ! I'll delivered it to your dorm.
Lee Sungmin NO KYUHYUN !!!! DOOOONT.
Lee Kiseop I'll contact you later, k ?
Cho Kyuhyun sure bro.
Choi Siwon oh god.. Why did I even ..
Hankyung a really awkward conversation again huh..

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fishyjamchovy
#1
Wahaha! Hyukjae~ We already know about his beautiful . <br />
You're just lucky , and kiss it. Lols! XDD
UmiKruspe
#2
OMG Eunhyuk xD you ert!
AJ9854970 #3
omg, i needed something like this after work tonight. thank you for being hilarious. i legit lol'd.
fishyjamchovy
#4
Can't stop laughing reading this. Hahaha! :)) <br />
They are all naughty huh. XDD<br />
Update! ;)