If it wasn't for that ajumma hitting me with her car, I don't think I would ever be with Jonghyun.

I would of course be too much of a coward.

Who am I?

Oh!

I forgot to tell you!

Silly me!

I'm Hwang Soon Hye!

Jonghyun's girlfriend.

You know, we're usually on the front cover of every magazine?

Never get alone time?

YUP!

That's me.

Let me just inform you.

After I got released from the hospital, Jonghyun went around telling everyone that we are official.

I met his parents and they laughed when they found out that his is dating his babysitter.

But by all means they weren't against it.

It was my Oppa Kai he had to worry about.

Kai wanted me to end up with Minho.

So he didn't exactly love Jong-

HE HATES ME!!!!

Jongie Oppa! This is my POV!

I just thought they deserved the truth!

Get out or no holy pancakes.

But! Deh, btw I remeber their name this time!!

Chincha? Mwoh?

Waffler!!

Yah, babo. It's waffle.

Oh.

Yeah,now go away!!!

Aish fine!

Finally, oh wait.

Sarangae!

Yeah yeah yeah.

He's just PMSing.

Yah!

Dinosaurs can PMS!!

Not males!

Then what are you?

AIsh, you butthole.

ANYWAY!

Well to answer any questions, I still babysit SHINee.

*Present day*

TAEMIN'S POV

"Noona! Noona! Onew hyung threw up!!" I yelled at Soon Hye, who was dead as a rock.

"Clean." she mumbled.

"YES! Exactly, do that!" I exclaimed.

"Fine..." she got up and groggily walked to the kitchen.

DING DONG.

I ran to the door.

"Annyeong! Taemin oppa! We have your cookies!" my neighbors giggled.

"Chincha? YES!!!" I celebrated.

"Onew Oppa? What have I been TELLING you about eating chicken for breakfast?!" Soon Hye yelled.

"Yah! Do not use that tone with me!" Onew faught back.

"If I don't you don't listen!" Soon Hye persisted.

"Aish! I'm sleeping now!" Onew huffed.

"Good! It's six in the morning!" Soon Hye pouted and began cleaning up his messs.

"It IS six in the morning! What are you two doing up so early?" I asked.

"Oppa cannot wait for cookies! ASAP!" the girls shouted the last part in english.

"Deh, ASPA." Taemin tried to pronnounce it.

"A, S, A, P." the shortest one giggled.

"Yeah, yeah, it's still early, now go to bed." Taemin scolded playfully.

"Yes oppa." the girls smiled and gave him his cookies.

"Mooore?" Key asked.

"Deh Eomma!" I smiled.

"Aish, spongebob is on, go watch it." Key laughed and ruffled my hair.

"Deh Eomma!" I said and did the hwaiting sign.

SO that's all for now!

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~SushiandJonghyun