Luhan is a straight man who loathes Kim Minseok to the core of the earth (or even penetrates the earth), while Kim Minseok is a taken straight man who has mutual feeling with Luhan (and his girlfriend is pretty too, Luhan must envy him). Wu Yifan is, I don’t know, perhaps straight, perhaps wavy, perhaps curly, no one knows, not even Wu Yifan himself, on the other hand Zhang Yixing is a man with unknown ual orientation but he’s dating his imaginary unicorn (It’s not true, I’m joking). Byun Baekhyun is an openly gay man, but his type is never Park Chanyeol, and Park Chanyeol is just an unknown species.

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