Ljoe: Anneyeonghaseyo Lee Byunghun immida *waves & eye smiles* 

 

Chunji: *smacks Ljoe's head hard* excuse me, did you just smile at the camera? Do I have to remind you that you can only smile at me because I'm oh so fabulous. *flips hair*   Ah mera anneyeong! 

*waves excitedly into the camera like his hand is going to fall off his joint* 

 

Ljoe pouts. 

 

Ljoe: And we're here to film byungtokki noona's new... 

 

-CUT CUT CUT! EXCUSE ME I AM NOT YOUR NOONA I AM VERY WELL YOUNGER THAN YOU YOU CHICKEN BOY- 

 

Ljoe: Yes *nods vigorously* byungtokki noona's new story "Don't go" with my favourite hyung Chunji! Yay! *claps* 

 

-Someone hold me before I slap the out of this tiny boy *rubs temples*- 

 

Scene 1 Take 1

 

Ljoe: Whoa this house is huge! :o Channie let's stay in such a big house in future with the other members! 

 

Chunji: Omg yes ok! Let's get CAP hyung to pay. Then we can have a full length mirror, a life size poster of me here and another mirror for me to check my hair here... 

 

-Positions everyone! We're going to start filming our first scene soon!- 

 

Chunji: Oh and another mirror here for me to check out my oh so awesome nostrils... 

 

-Lee Chanhee! Positions!- 

 

Chunji: It's Chanhee oppa for you excuse moi. *flips hair* 

 

One second of silence...

 

Chunji: OH MY GODDDD *dolphin screech* I JUST MESSED UP MY HAIR WITH THE HAIR FLIP! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT ARGH STYLIST NOONA HELP PLEASE OH MY GOD MY LIFE, IT'S OVERRRR ㅠㅠ

 

-Remind me again why I'm working with these two boys fml...- 

 

-.-.- 

 

-And cut! Ok well done all, let's take 5- 

 

Chunji: Take 5? It's only take 1 you stupid director with no brains. We have flawless acting, we can settle it with one take. 

 

-I mean to take a 5 minute break you idiot. =.= sigh... I feel like I've aged 10 years older and it's only the first scene. Save me please- 

 

Ljoe: Noona... Can I have this bunny after we are done with this story? I like bunbun. *smiles and fiddles with the bunny plushie's hands* 

 

-Awww how cute. Of course you can have the bunny byunghoney oppa. Maybe it's nice working with these boys after all... Wait, did you just call me noona again?- 

 

Chunji: I hate that bunny. Only the great Chanhee can have your attention hmph. Understood? *flings the bunny plushie out of the window* 

 

Ljoe: NOOOO BUNBUN! *starts wailing at the top of his voice*

 

-I take my words back- 

 

-LEE CHANHEE YOU JUST THREW MY PROP AWAY WE NEEDED THAT FOR THE NEXT SCENE YOUUUUUUUUUU-

 

Chunji: And that's my cue to get out of the set and take 5 before our dear byungtokki director explodes ha ha ok bye *zooms out of sight at the speed of light*

 

-.-.-

 

Scene 2 Take 1

 

-Ok my boys, your very efficient director byungtokki, which is me yay, has managed to find another bunny plushie needed for this scene that Chanhee-sshi here threw out the window just now. *glares at Chunji* 

 

Chunji: Time for plan B on how to get rid of that ugly bunny. \\٩(๑`ȏ´๑)۶//

 

Ljoe: *giggles & turns to the camera* Chunji is cute isn't he? 

 

Camera tilts up and down to show nodding action. 

 

-Ljoe, you'll have to slip and fall after hopping into that puddle later. I hope we can do this in one take because your clothes will be wet after the fall and it'll be troublesome to find another set of dry similar set of outfit for you if we were to have another take... Chunji after Ljoe fall please grab him properly. We don't want any real injuries to happen around here got it?- 

 

Chunji: Chill byungtokki, you're talking like a bullet train. Don't worry I'm a professional ok. Relax breathe in breathe out breath...

 

-And action!- 

 

Chunji: HEY YOU DID NOT JUST INTERRUPT THE GREAT CHANHEE WHEN HE IS TALKING >:0 

 

-CUT- 

 

-face palm- 

 

-Someone get me an iced tea with loads and loads and loads of ice. I feel as though I'm on fire- 

 

Ljoe: Noona looks funny when she's angry. *laughs*

 

-I AM NOT YOUR NOONA I AM YOUNGER THAN YOU OK- 

 

Ljoe: *looks into the camera* mera ah noona looks funny when she's angry right? Teehee ⁽⁽٩(๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́)۶⁾⁾ 

 

-.-.- 

 

Scene 2 Take 2 

 

-And action!- 

 

"Ah!" 

 

 

 

 

Ljoe: NO IT REALLY HURTS I HATE YOU BYUNGTOKKI NOONA!

 

Chunji: Omo he really scraped his knee! Hunnie are you ok? :( 

 

-CUT- 

 

-Ah byunghoney oppa! Don't cry baby. Let's get that treated ok?- 

 

Chunji: Hunnie is a brave boy. He can get candy afterwards. 

 

Ljoe: Candy? *his eyes twinkles* 

 

Chunji: Yeah just claim it from byungtokki she has dozens of lollipops in her bag. No wonder she's getting fatter and fatter. 

 

-I find it harder and harder to resist the urge to whack Chunji =.= fml- 

 

-Yes I'll give you some lollipops later ok byunghoney oppa- 

 

Ljoe: I don't hate you anymore byungtokki noona. *smiles innocently* 

 

-So how many times have I already reminded him I'm younger than him?- 

 

-.-.-  

 

Scene 3 Take 7 

 

-7 takes and we still can't get this right orz- 

 

Chunji: Ljoe doesn't know how to kiss *folds arms across his chest*

 

Ljoe: No you don't know how to act! >:( 

 

Chunji: WHAT RUBBISH YOU

 

-Both of you quit it!- 

 

*distant voice* Changjo is here to visit. 

 

-OMG IT'S CHANGJO OPPA AHHHH HE'S HEREEEEE *fangirl shrieks*- 

 

Chunji & Ljoe: Why is our director like that? *face palm*

 

-.-.- 

 

Scene 3 Take 12 

 

Chunji: *muffled* How long have we been in this kiss position? 

 

Ljoe: *muffled* I'm not sure... 3 whole minutes? 

 

Chunji: *muffled* Why is she not shouting cut this is so awkward Ljoe your lips are so dry. 

 

Ljoe: *muffled* Stop complaining you have bad breath! ༼ꉺლꉺ༽

 

Chunji: What? I don't. Stop lying! >:0 

 

Byungtokki continues to stare dreamily at Changjo. 

 

-Ah oppaaaaaaaa <3- 

 

-.-.- 

 

Scene 7 Take 2 

 

Ljoe: Ack I'm all wet from the hose. 

 

-You were supposed to be drenched in rain of course you're wet- 

 

Chunji: Soooo wet *smirks* 

 

Ljoe: Eh? *tilts his head sideways confused* 

 

-*whacks Chunji's head* don't ruin my byunghoney oppa's innocence please-

 

Chunji: *rolls eyes* excuse moi it's MY byunghoney and he's not as innocent as you think. 

 

Ljoe: What does being wet have to do with my innocence? 

 

Chunji: Well ok I take my words back.

 

-.-.-

 

Flashback scene Take 22 

 

Ljoe: Nooooo I'm scared I don't want to do this scene anymore ㅠㅠ

 

-Sigh, it's ok oppa the truck isn't exactly going to hit you. You just have to fall onto the floor at the correct timing- 

 

Ljoe: But it's scary *pouts* Why can't you hire a stuntman to do it instead? 

 

-*whispers* what can I say to cover up the fact that we don't have enough budget for a stuntman?- 

 

-Oh Chunji thinks you're very handsome doing filming this scene!- 

 

Ljoe: Really? Ok I'm on it! I'm Lee Byunghun the brave! 

 

Chunji: *distant voice* Hey! When did I say that? 

 

-.-.- 

 

Finale closing 

 

Ljoe: YAY WE ARE ALL DONE TIME TO PARTAAAAYYYYYY *throw confetti into byungtokki's face* 

 

-*spits out confetti that went into my mouth* Yes we are done- 

 

*champagne pops*

 

-But... We have a sequel to do- 

 

Ljoe: Awww *pouts* But I'm so tired. And Bunbun is tired too. :( 

 

-But the audience loves you guys so they want to see the both of you more- 

 

Chunji: I know I know. I know everyone loves me. So I've already booked all my hair, nails and facial appointments to meet them in the sequel. *flips hair* 

 

Ljoe: Really? They love us? 

 

-Erm... Why don't you ask them?- 

 

Ljoe: Do you love us? Do you do you do you???!!! ⁽⁽٩(๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́)۶⁾⁾ 

 

Chunji: I'm y and I know it *dances* 

 

-Ok before an accident occurs I'm going to close this. Good bye!- 

 

-I hope this won't scare all of you guys away from the sequel- 

 

-Ok really good bye- 

 

Ljoe: BYEBYE! I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH TOO! BUING BUING~ 

 

Chunji: I love me too *kisses his reflection in the mirror*

 

Chunji: I'm y and I know it 

 

-.-.-

 

You know, maybe the sequel might take longer than expected.... 

 

I nearly died working with these two... :x 

 

Chunji: I can hear you! 

 

I nearly died of happiness yup. 

 

I hope to see you guys at the sequel! 

 

Byungtokki here over and out. 

 

Xoxo