Gouge Your Eyes, Hold Your Tongue

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Description

He should have read the “A Manual for Instagram Noobs”... He should have listened to Tao & Sehun’s how to’s... And he shouldn’t have given in to his hormones (or Luhan’s for that matter)... Ten minutes of lifetime embarrassment suffering he could never take back. It was so stupid of him... It was... really...

It was just a direct message gone horribly wrong...

 

 

 


Alternative Title: The Aftermath

Length: One-Shot (1k+ words)

Genre: Humor/ Fluff/ Non-AU

Characters: Xiumin, rest of EXO members & mentions of Luhan & other SM artists

Rating: PG-13 to R (for profanities & innuendos coming from the members)

Warning: un-betaed, a poor attempt to comedy & word vomit out of my overwhelming gratitude from For Your Eyes Only

Foreword

A subdued version & sort of sequel for For Your Eyes Only because my poor baozi should regain a little of his innocence back XD

A thank you for the outpouring interest to the above mentioned fic.

Another by product of this & this ^^ (credits to the owners of images used)

And although I do not own XiuHan or EXO for that matter, the plot is mine. So, again, PLAGIARISM is a crime but comments & upvotes are not.

Fic will be up before the end of the day week. 

Crossposted here.

Thank you & keep beeing shot by the love bullets~^^

Comments

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Demitria_Teague #1
Chapter 2: Pore Minseok.
dragoona
#2
Chapter 1: hahahahahahahaha i laughted hard at this fic >.< sooo funny!!! i'm looking forward to the next chapter!
kiramekii27
#3
Chapter 1: lmaoooooo this was so funny
bora_xiuhan #4
Chapter 1: Poor Umin XD though you can't disagree when it comes to Luhan's craziness lol
bananaicecream #5
Chapter 1: this is sooooo cuuuute and funnyyyy >w<
I can totally Imagine it happened!! chen and lay are evils in angel disguise lol
rizurizu
#6
Ooooh!!! Exciiiitedddd. I really love reading something positive related to xiuhan being out of country from eachother! Xiuhan fighting!!!!
hikka000 #7
Can't wait author nimmm
dibsfortwo #8
Ohh I'm excited for this!
bananaicecream #9
yessssss!!!! sequellll!!! im on this!!