Butterfly Kisses

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Casely #1 Jan 11, 2015 00:32:12 Reply 
It makes me want to myself in the face with a rake whenever people write butterfly kisses light, fleeting kisses done with the lips. That's WRONG. Butterfly kisses are when a person's eyes flutter or brush against another person's skin. 

Whenever I see someone write something like, "He trailed butterfly kisses down her back..." it makes me imagine someone rubbing their eyeballs all over someone's back.
 
 
 
 
A Guide To The Different Types of Kisses
"To give someone a butterfly kiss, get close to them so the tips of your eyelashes are touching theirs. Then blink very fast so your eyelashes flutter together like butterfly wings. It's a fun, cute thing to do while you're catching your breath from more traditional kisses. You can also give someone a solo butterfly kiss by fluttering your eyelids against their cheek."
 
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againagainagain #1
Chapter 8: Lol! This is hilarious and, dare I say, educational?
exokexomkai
#2
Chapter 8: Loooooool
jessi828 #3
Chapter 5: lol.........
sauvignon #4
Chapter 8: gold d d d d
jfarmer911
#5
Chapter 8: Oh man, between siphoning the floater and the imagery of eyeballs rubbing down someone's back, I don't know which one made me laugh harder.
Cephei #6
Chapter 1: I burst out laughing at thermogenic fly trap
jfarmer911
#7
Chapter 5: I stand corrected...comparing size to communism is my new favorite phrase ever...
jfarmer911
#8
Chapter 1: Thermo genic fly trap is my new favorite phrase ever.