"I could really do with those. I would sometimes want a cuddle partner, want to make out with someone who loves me, cry, laugh, be mad at someone who would always be there for me."

"What the ? Then I'm done for. I'm here for you."

"Yeah, thanks, I ing love you."

"Aren't you pulling my leg? I'm all ears."

"No, I'm not. Why the would I? I do. ing love you."