Jongin liked to think of himself as a charming cassanova (even though he almost pisses himself whenever he comes within 5 feet of a girl).

Suho was 10% kindess, 10% looks, 10% wealth, 10% smarts, 10% charms, 50% innocently dumb.

Kyungsoo finds pleasure in cutting watermelons because he liked to imagine that they were the heads of 11 other idiots.

Minseok liked hanging out with his crazy roommates.  He thought it was like watching a wildlife documentary.

Tao loved to go shopping for Gucci purses to hold his Gucci sunglasses.

Chen loved to pull pranks on the other members because he enjoyed their pissed off faces.

Chanyeol was a genious, just dumb in life.

Lay liked to sleep in the bathroom so he wouldn't have to walk so far if he need to use to bathroom in the middle of the night.

Baekhyun used to be a lost soul.  Literaly.  He got lost on his way to the bathroom once.

Kris aspired to be an asian picasso so he could admire the drawings he drew of himself.

Luhan was the manliest person on campus.  Him and his Hello Kitty t-shirt.

Sehun was just annoyed.

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Sehun was so close to escaping.  If it weren't for the for the weirdo with the jacked up perm who thought it was okay to sling his long lankey arm around his shoulders and drag him into the large living room.  He grunted as the guy set him down roughly on the couch, muttering a small apology before shuffuling away towards other voices.

"Is he the last one?"

"He better be.  If another one shows up at the door, i'm gonna stab him."

"Stop being so violent Tao, it's good to make new friends."

Sehun heard a loud snort.

"Of course this comes from Mr.Perfect."

"Nobody is perfect Chen."

"That's so true.  I mean, look at Chanyeol."

"Shut up baekhyun, you wish you were this tall."

"At least I don't have to stretch my legs when I poop because I get leg cramps."

"That was one time!"

"Both of you shut up!  You're scaring the poor child."

"Pfft, child?  You look half his age,"

"Can it Jongin or else i'll kick you and your Orlando Bloom poster to the curb."

"Oh you wouldn't dar-

"Everybody be quiet!  I think he's looking up."

Sehun just sat there.  Not looking up because he was scared of what he would see.  He felt their stares on him as he tried to sink deeper into the couch.

Suddenly, he felt a tug on his hoodie, causing him to lift his head up in surprise.

He wished he hadn't looked up.

Standing in front of him were 11 boys around his age peering straight into his soul.  They stood there for a while, holding his gaze until a short, aburn haired boy stood up and gave him a big smile.

"Yo Yo Yo Man!  What's up?"