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B.A.P Chat Room 101StrongChan: CAN'T SOMEONE GOES OUT AND KILLED THAT THING
ZELO96: HOW HYUNG
ZELO96: THAT THING WAS HUGE
StrongChan: I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT JUNHONG
StrongChan: BBANG
StrongChan: YOU'RE THE LEADER
StrongChan: YOU'RE THE MANLIEST
StrongChan: PLEASE CHASE THE MOUSE OUT
bxxxyg: Chase it out?
bxxxyg: Nah, I'm good
StrongChan: PLEASE HELP ME I WANT TO GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM
Damchu: Have you wipe your hyung
StrongChan: SHUT UP YOU BOTTOMLESS PIT
Damchu: YOUNGJAE
Damchu: IT'S YOUR FAULT
Damchu: EVERYONE STARTS TO USE THAT WORDS
YJayO: A cute pet name that fits you, Daehyunnie :*
Damchu: THAT'S NOT CUTE AT ALL
StrongChan: UM
StrongChan: CAN WE FOCUS TO THE MAIN PROBLEM HERE
StrongChan: PLEASE KILL IT
bxxxyg: Ugh
YJayO: I'll go with you hyung
bxxxyg: Thank you Youngjae-chan*
bxxxyg: Aieru**
YJayO: HYUNG NO
ZELO96: *shivers*
MJup: K-i-s-s-i-n-g
Damchu: Screencap screencap screencap
bxxxyg: Ungrateful brats
bxxxyg: Youngjae
bxxxyg: Let's go out now
YJayO: Yes sir
ZELO96: Hyung fighting!! *\( * ^ * )/*
MJup: Junhong are those pompoms on the hands?
ZELO96: Yaaasss
MJup: It's cute :D
Damchu: Oh
MJup: Oh
ZELO96: Oh
Damchu: I can hear them scream
StrongChan: THEY ARE IDIOTS
StrongChan: THEY ARE IN THE BATHROOM WITH ME NOW
StrongChan: AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHO SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL
StrongChan: THAT WAS YONGGUK
YJayO: THEY WERE HUGE
YJayO: THERE WERE TWO OF THEM
ZELO96: OMG
ZELO96: ARE THEY PLANNING TO BUILD A FAMILY HERE
MJup: Maybe it's just the city mouse and the country mouse :D
bxxxyg: Jongup if you have the guts to talk nonsense like that then you should probably the one to catch them
bxxxyg: Maybe you can ask them which village the country mouse came
Damchu: Whoa
Damchu: Jongup is coming out from the room with pest repellent spray
Damchu: Brave man
YJayO: Unlike someone I know
Damchu: Save it Youngjae
Damchu: Admit it we all scared here
Damchu: Even Yongguk hyung scream turns into a high-pitch
Damchu: Hyung you could replace me hitting the high notes
bxxxyg: Jung Daehyun
bxxxyg: After we finished the mouse, I'm going to finish you too
YJayO: Hyung that has a lot of meaning
ZELO96: Hehehe
bxxxyg: Junhong, control your hormone
StrongChan: HOW IS JONGUP DOING
StrongChan: IS HE ALIVE
MJup: It is done
MJup: Ta-dah!
MJup: [sent a photo of two mouse stuck on a sticky box]
MJup: :D
ZELO06: EW HYUNG
StrongChan: JONGUP
YJayO: JONGUP
YJayO: YONGGUK HYUNG IS PUKING
Damchu: Oh, God, I'm shaking
Damchu: Are they dead?
MJup: Not yet
MJup: Lol they looked high from the spray
MJup: Would you like to see the video?
bxxxyg: NO
ZELO96: Is it safe to come out now hyung?
MJup: Uh-huh
MJup: You ca
ZELO96: HYUNG WHAT HAPPEN
ZELO96: WHY WERE YOU SCREAMING
StrongChan: JONGUP ALSO IN THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW
YJayO: Welcome to the club
MJup: JUNHONG DON'T GO OUT YET
ZELO96: WHY
ZELO96: DID THEY ESCAPED?
MJup: NO
MJup: THERE ARE MORE
Damchu: WTF
Damchu: ARE THEY TRYING TO BECOME B.A.P MOUSE VERSION OR SOMETHING
bxxxyg: As long not mouse version of Topp Dogg
bxxxyg: Guys stop screaming
bxxxyg: Your voice are echoing too well inside the bathroom
StrongChan: THEN STOP MAKING US IMAGINE THINGS
Damchu: Should we call the police?
StrongChan: Daehyun I know you are dumb, but I don't know that you are that dumb
MJup: Himchan hyung finally out from capslock state :D
StrongChan: Because, Jongup, you need to approach the animal gently
Damchu: Goodnight, guys
Damchu: I'm well rested here
Damchu: On bed
Damchu: Ah~ so comfortable
Damchu: Have fun at the bathroom
Damchu: Such a rad new club
ZELO96: Daehyun hyung just turned off the light for real
StrongChan: YAH JUNG DAEHYUN
StrongChan: DO YOU STILL WANT TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
StrongChan: CATCH THE MOUSE FIRST
ZELO96: Jonguppie hyung
ZELO96: How many are left?
MJup: 2
ZELO96: SO WE HAD LIKE 4 MOUSE ROAMING AROUND OUR DORM BEFORE
ZELO96: I HAVE A FEELING THERE ARE STILL MORE
ZELO96: THIS IS AN ATTACK
bxxxyg: Junhong
ZELO96: YES HYUNG
bxxxyg: Are you going out to kill it or not
Damchu: No way hyung
Damchu: He's crumpled inside the blanket right now
StrongChan: JUNHONG YOU TRAITOR
ZELO96: Why is it so quiet suddenly
YJayO: We're washing our face and brushing our teeth
YJayO: After that we're going to run to the room
ZELO96: Are you guys running right now?
ZELO96: Lol I can hear your running steps
ZELO96: Lmao and the doors
bxxxyg: IS EVERYBODY ON THEIR ROOM
StrongChan: YES THANK GOD
MJup: Youngjae hyung I'm sorry if I held your arm too tight
YJayO: That's fine Jongup
YJayO: Yongguk hyung held tighter
ZELO96: Lol
ZELO96: Yongguk hyung manliness point decreased so many today
bxxxyg: Shut up
YJayO: It decrease more if you know the fact that Yongguk hyung ENTERED MY ROOM INSTEAD
bxxxyg: Yah
bxxxyg: I'm only making a check point
MJup: Like a racing game
bxxxyg: Whatever
bxxxyg: I'm going to my room now
StrongChan: NO NEED TO SLAM THE DOOR THAT LOUD YONGGUK
bxxxyg: SHUT THE UP
bxxxyg: I SAW ONE OKAY
bxxxyg: I PANICKED
YJayO: Is it near our room area hyung?
bxxxyg: YES
YJayO: Heol
bxxxyg: I'm calling an exterminator in the morning
bxxxyg: Until then be safe guys
MJup: Junhong, is Daehyun hyung already asleep?
ZELO96: Yeah
ZELO96: He snores
MJup: Junhong come and sleep in our room
MJup: Left your room door open
YJayO: LOL
bxxxyg: LOL
YJayO: Jongup you devil
YJayO: I love you
StrongChan: Bring your pillow, Junhongie
ZELO96: Open the door for me okay hyung~
MJup: Okay~
Later in the morning, Daehyun cried in the arms of the exterminator. The manager bought him food to stop his screaming.
Other B.A.P members were just laughing their off. Except Jongup.
He got it all on video (again).
* -chan is a Japanese honorific, usually for babies, young kids, or someone that the speaker finds endearing
** Aieru means 'I love you' in Japanese
If anyone is confused, as you know, at B.A.P new dorm, Daehyun and Zelo are roommates, the next roommates are Himchan and Jongup, while Yongguk and Youngjae has each one room to themselves. I don't know the layout of the dorm (I think it never been mentioned before right?), so I'm just imagining the room were just beside and across each other.
Hey, try to watch MTV EMA if you want (click here).
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