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B.A.P Chat Room 101

StrongChan: CAN'T SOMEONE GOES OUT AND KILLED THAT THING

ZELO96: HOW HYUNG

ZELO96: THAT THING WAS HUGE

StrongChan: I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT JUNHONG

StrongChan: BBANG

StrongChan: YOU'RE THE LEADER

StrongChan: YOU'RE THE MANLIEST

StrongChan: PLEASE CHASE THE MOUSE OUT

bxxxyg: Chase it out?

bxxxyg: Nah, I'm good

StrongChan: PLEASE HELP ME I WANT TO GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM

Damchu: Have you wipe your hyung

StrongChan: SHUT UP YOU BOTTOMLESS PIT

Damchu: YOUNGJAE

Damchu: IT'S YOUR FAULT

Damchu: EVERYONE STARTS TO USE THAT WORDS

YJayO: A cute pet name that fits you, Daehyunnie :*

Damchu: THAT'S NOT CUTE AT ALL

StrongChan: UM

StrongChan: CAN WE FOCUS TO THE MAIN PROBLEM HERE

StrongChan: PLEASE KILL IT

bxxxyg: Ugh

YJayO: I'll go with you hyung

bxxxyg: Thank you Youngjae-chan*

bxxxyg: Aieru**

YJayO: HYUNG NO

ZELO96: *shivers*

MJup: K-i-s-s-i-n-g

Damchu: Screencap screencap screencap

bxxxyg: Ungrateful brats

bxxxyg: Youngjae

bxxxyg: Let's go out now

YJayO: Yes sir

ZELO96: Hyung fighting!! *\( * ^ * )/*

MJup: Junhong are those pompoms on the hands?

ZELO96: Yaaasss

MJup: It's cute :D

Damchu: Oh

MJup: Oh

ZELO96: Oh

Damchu: I can hear them scream

StrongChan: THEY ARE IDIOTS

StrongChanTHEY ARE IN THE BATHROOM WITH ME NOW

StrongChanAND IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHO SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL

StrongChanTHAT WAS YONGGUK

YJayOTHEY WERE HUGE

​YJayO: THERE WERE TWO OF THEM

ZELO96: OMG

ZELO96ARE THEY PLANNING TO BUILD A FAMILY HERE

MJup: Maybe it's just the city mouse and the country mouse :D

bxxxyg: Jongup if you have the guts to talk nonsense like that then you should probably the one to catch them

bxxxyg: Maybe you can ask them which village the country mouse came

Damchu: Whoa

Damchu: Jongup is coming out from the room with pest repellent spray

Damchu: Brave man

YJayO: Unlike someone I know

Damchu: Save it Youngjae

​Damchu: Admit it we all scared here

Damchu: Even Yongguk hyung scream turns into a high-pitch

Damchu: Hyung you could replace me hitting the high notes

bxxxyg: Jung Daehyun

​bxxxyg: After we finished the mouse, I'm going to finish you too

YJayO: Hyung that has a lot of meaning

ZELO96: Hehehe

bxxxyg: Junhong, control your hormone

StrongChan: HOW IS JONGUP DOING

StrongChan: IS HE ALIVE

MJup: It is done

MJup: Ta-dah!

MJup: [sent a photo of two mouse stuck on a sticky box]

MJup: :D

ZELO06: EW HYUNG

StrongChan: JONGUP

YJayO: JONGUP

YJayO: YONGGUK HYUNG IS PUKING

Damchu: Oh, God, I'm shaking

Damchu: Are they dead?

MJup: Not yet

MJup: Lol they looked high from the spray

MJup: Would you like to see the video?

bxxxyg: NO

ZELO96: Is it safe to come out now hyung?

MJup: Uh-huh

MJup: You ca

ZELO96: HYUNG WHAT HAPPEN

ZELO96: WHY WERE YOU SCREAMING

StrongChan: JONGUP ALSO IN THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW

YJayO: Welcome to the club

MJup: JUNHONG DON'T GO OUT YET

ZELO96: WHY

ZELO96: DID THEY ESCAPED?

MJup: NO

MJup: THERE ARE MORE

Damchu: WTF

Damchu: ARE THEY TRYING TO BECOME B.A.P MOUSE VERSION OR SOMETHING

bxxxyg: As long not mouse version of Topp Dogg

bxxxyg: Guys stop screaming

bxxxyg: Your voice are echoing too well inside the bathroom

StrongChan: THEN STOP MAKING US IMAGINE THINGS

Damchu: Should we call the police?

StrongChan: Daehyun I know you are dumb, but I don't know that you are that dumb

MJup: Himchan hyung finally out from capslock state :D

StrongChan: Because, Jongup, you need to approach the animal gently

Damchu: Goodnight, guys

Damchu: I'm well rested here

Damchu: On bed

Damchu: Ah~ so comfortable

Damchu: Have fun at the bathroom

Damchu: Such a rad new club

ZELO96: Daehyun hyung just turned off the light for real

StrongChan: YAH JUNG DAEHYUN

StrongChan: DO YOU STILL WANT TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING

StrongChan: CATCH THE MOUSE FIRST

ZELO96: Jonguppie hyung

​ZELO96: How many are left?

MJup: 2

ZELO96: SO WE HAD LIKE 4 MOUSE ROAMING AROUND OUR DORM BEFORE

ZELO96: I HAVE A FEELING THERE ARE STILL MORE

ZELO96: THIS IS AN ATTACK

bxxxyg: Junhong

​ZELO96: YES HYUNG

bxxxyg: Are you going out to kill it or not

Damchu: No way hyung

​Damchu: He's crumpled inside the blanket right now

StrongChan: JUNHONG YOU TRAITOR

ZELO96: Why is it so quiet suddenly

YJayO: We're washing our face and brushing our teeth

YJayO: After that we're going to run to the room

ZELO96: Are you guys running right now?

ZELO96: Lol I can hear your running steps

ZELO96: Lmao and the doors

bxxxyg: IS EVERYBODY ON THEIR ROOM

StrongChan: YES THANK GOD

MJup: Youngjae hyung I'm sorry if I held your arm too tight

YJayO: That's fine Jongup

YJayO: Yongguk hyung held tighter

ZELO96: Lol

ZELO96: Yongguk hyung manliness point decreased so many today

bxxxyg: Shut up

YJayO: It decrease more if you know the fact that Yongguk hyung ENTERED MY ROOM INSTEAD

bxxxyg: Yah

bxxxyg: I'm only making a check point

MJup: Like a racing game

bxxxyg: Whatever

bxxxyg: I'm going to my room now

StrongChan: NO NEED TO SLAM THE DOOR THAT LOUD YONGGUK

​bxxxyg: SHUT THE UP

bxxxyg: I SAW ONE OKAY

bxxxyg: I PANICKED

YJayO: Is it near our room area hyung?

bxxxyg: YES

YJayO: Heol

bxxxyg: I'm calling an exterminator in the morning

bxxxyg: Until then be safe guys

MJup: Junhong, is Daehyun hyung already asleep?

ZELO96: Yeah

ZELO96: He snores

MJup: Junhong come and sleep in our room

MJup: Left your room door open

YJayO: LOL

bxxxyg: LOL

YJayO: Jongup you devil

YJayO: I love you

StrongChan: Bring your pillow, Junhongie

ZELO96: Open the door for me okay hyung~

MJup: Okay~

 

Later in the morning, Daehyun cried in the arms of the exterminator. The manager bought him food to stop his screaming.

Other B.A.P members were just laughing their off. Except Jongup.

He got it all on video (again).

 

 

 

 

 

* -chan is a Japanese honorific, usually for babies, young kids, or someone that the speaker finds endearing

** Aieru means 'I love you' in Japanese

 

If anyone is confused, as you know, at B.A.P new dorm, Daehyun and Zelo are roommates, the next roommates are Himchan and Jongup, while Yongguk and Youngjae has each one room to themselves. I don't know the layout of the dorm (I think it never been mentioned before right?), so I'm just imagining the room were just beside and across each other. You, thanks for reading ^ ^

 

Hey, try to watch MTV EMA if you want (click here).

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krazymonster94
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Chapter 5: I'm dying!!! Lol this is great ^_^
Nomnommonster #2
Chapter 5: Lol scared of rats
krazymonster94
#3
Chapter 1: Omgsh I bet this actually happened :P lmao