(how to) drive you crazy
Description
Jongdae hates his new roommate with a passion. From his stupid obscene snapback to his stupid smile to his stupid face. Minseok says he should stop being an and starts being a good roommate. Chanyeol says Jongdae should it up and needs to learn how to live with strangers. Jongdae thinks they all should go themselves and let him figure out how to get rid of Byun Baekhyun.
“I tell you. Out of all people who needs to die in this world, it should be Byun Baekhyun.” Jongdae spits as he shreds the tissue paper into pieces.
Minseok sighed. “And why is that?”
Jongdae answered immediately without missing a beat. “Because he’s gay.”
“Jongdae, you yourself is gay.”
“Oh yeah,” the boy frowns, “Well then, it’s because he can’t dance for .”
Minseok snorted. “You also can’t dance for , that’s for sure.” He leaned closer and narrowed his eyes at the younger boy. “Why did you hate him so much?”
“No reason. Hey, I’m thinking of giving him a bottle of my fart as a welcome gift. Do you think he could die from that?”
Foreword
Dear Byun,
There's no one else that I hate most other than you. It's a compliment, thought you might want to know. Don't thank me.
p/s: Get the out of my house.
Love,
Jongdae.
Dear Kim,
That's very kind of you to tell me. Don't worry, I hate you too.
p/s: I ing pay the rent, unlike someone, so no.
XO,
Baekhyun.
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