SANTA [EXO-M]

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#CHAT 6

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>>You are logged in as LAY.

 

SANTA invited YOU

YOU accepted invitation

 Santa

HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS

Santa!?

 Santa

Yes you peasant it is Santa :)

Why do I have you as my contacts?

 Santa

Santa has everyone’s contacts

Woah really?

 Santa

I see you when you’re sleeping

Prove it!

 Santa

Well you always like to sleep on the living room’s floor because you say the cooler temperature allows you to have different dreams.

OH MY UNICORN HOW DID YOU KNOW :O

 Santa

Child, I know everything.

I know when you’re awake

Oh yea, how do you know if I’m awake now??

 Santa

Dude, you’re talking to me right now -.-

Oh true.

 Santa

The point is, I know EVERYTHING.

Oh yea when’s my birthday?

 Santa

October 7

*O* you stalker!

 Santa

._.

What about my blood type??

 Santa

A

OMG YOU ARE SANTA

 Santa

Well of course I am

SANTA IM SORRY I DOUBTED YOU

 Santa

You should be

PLEASE PLEASE DON’T PUT ME IN THE NAUGHTY LIST

 Santa

Erh well…

I’VE BEEN A GOOD KID!

I swear I did not almost burn down the kitchen yesterday when I tried to make spaghetti!

 Santa

YOU WHAT?

And I did not leave the tap on the week before and flood the entire kitchen

 Santa

O_o

And I did not spoil the TV on purpose so that Lu ge can’t watch his football match

 Santa

I did not tell the media that Kris always looks at the mirror to admire himself

 

 Santa

mhm

And and I didn’t steal xiumin’s socks

 

 Santa

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RizumuLove #1
Cool.i love this kind of story
aulia-
#2
Chapter 7: i really wish for an update anytime sooner ; A ; suho doesnt sound too drunk tho-- well, at least thats what i thought. nevertheless, its funny as always! d.o is such a meannie-- e u e. and haha tao, cant quit with the gucci stuffs arent you? screamshunhanscreams i liked how sehun is adoring the deer. u n u
aulia-
#3
Chapter 6: naive!yixing is still living on his fantasy ; A ; it's still funny tho--
aulia-
#4
Chapter 5: nope. you havent lost it. and not commenting on prev chap bc /idk what to write. otl. and awe, jong lemme be a fan of your writing c:
aulia-
#5
Chapter 3: OH MY HAHA. SUCH AN ENTERTAIMENT. i like kyungsoo's scolding session tbh. and how suho just look so positive and there we have icy kris! yep, so going to be sad when i come to the chapter that has no 'next' button like the previous ones--
aulia-
#6
Chapter 2: gash. the deer is shipping xiuhan-- im leaning onto hunhan more tho e u e.
aulia-
#7
Chapter 1: lmao. i didnt regret reading this-- I KNEW I WOULD LOVE THIS. AND HEY, AWESOME PERSON, THANKS FOR FILLING MY BAEKYEOL'S NEEDS-- /praise yeol for his trolling act
aulia-
#8
i always loved chat-related stuff... esp. exo ;-; /love dem stories forevah. and this look promising. now let me read the rest chappies later and just-- sub first. otl.
springjasmine91
#9
Chapter 7: Lmao drunk suho lmao hahahahaaa hhilarious! Well done! Hwaiting for the next chapter
iminlovewithluhan #10
Chapter 7: Hahahahahahahahaha I don't know what to say anymore this is hilarious