Your POV

After buying underwear for Cameron the moron, we headed to the café.

"Hi! Welcome ~~~! What can I get you?" The cashier asked.

"Um..." I looked at the menu. "I'll have a Chocolate Dalmatian."

"Cappuccino, for me please." Cameron asked.

"I'll take a Cinnamon Spice Mocha." Jessica ordered.

"Okay, then!" The cashier chirruped. "Coming right up!" We waited for our drinks. When our drinks came, we sat down at a table.

"I can't believe you didn't take my computer, you incompetent fool!" I hissed at Cameron.

"In my defense, I was distracted!"

"By what, exactly?"

"Ivory." she simply replied.  

'Damn. She does like cats. Stupid cat.'

Incase you don't know, Ivory is my cat. A stupid, lazy- , but absolutely adorable and fuzzy. I hate/love her to the death.

Jessica and Cameron opened their laptops, and I glared scornfully at them, but they didn't notice, as they were to engrossed at whatever they were looking at. I just sipped at my coffee, pouting.

Suddenly, the all-so-evil Cameron snickered and poked her cousin, who leaned over to look at the other's computer screen and giggled.

"What?" I asked them, but they acted as if I wasn't even there. They were probably stalking so guy's facebook account. But I wasn't entirely convinced.

"Yah, what are you doing?"

''Haha, *cough* nothing. BWAHAHA!" Jessica chortled. That pissed me off. Within a few seconds, I had snatched the computer right from Cameron's nose, while exclaiming, "You better not be looking at blackmail photos of me, 'cause blackmail's illegal." I haven't see the screen yet, though.

"Hey!" Cameron shouted. "Give it back!"

"Hmm..." I seemed to consider this. "How about... NO!" I stuck my tongue out at them. "Mwahahaha!" I smiled.

Cameron slumped back in her seat defeatedly.

Jessica's POV

Damn, she can't see it. I don't want to die. But on the other hand, she could be extremely happy and take us to live in Narnia, where we'll adopt Aslan to be our bodyguard. Hmm... Not likely. Damn. I still have so many things on my bucket list, like climbing the Empire State Building, King Kong style... I just realized, my ideas are stupid.

! ! ITY ! SHE LOOKING AT THE SCREEN! LORD HELP ME!

Might as well as accept fate. *Sigh*

3 seconds 'til self destruct.

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KA-BOOM!!!!

Damn.