"Why is there a panda in the shop." Kris deadpans, staring in disbelief at the fluffy creature lounging on the ground beneath him. Said panda crawls its way to Kris's Neil Barrett slimfit trousers (brown, cotton blend and freshly ironed in the morning) and Kris squawks when the panda rubs his dirty fur along the calf of his precious trousers.

"I named every one of them," Suho beams and completely ignores Kris's question. "that's Tao, isn't he cute? He seems to like you too."

Kris grunts and tries to shove the the panda off with his index finger, but to no avail. "Tao" remains stubbornly attached to his calf, and god knows how many germs have accumulated on his Neil Barrett slimfit trousers already.

"You should see Luhan too! Luhan is such a beauty."

"Who the hell is Luha--"

Right on cue, "Luhan", a furry magical woodland creature comes trotting out the storage room. It blinks inquisitively at Kris twice, before trotting over to a hamster cage and settling beside it.

"...'Luhan' is a deer." Kris states rather feebly, watching as Luhan sidles closer to the hamster cage and peers into it.

"Oh, and he seems to be fixated on Xiumin!" Suho thinks it appropriate to ignore Kris's statement (again). "He just stares into the hamster cage all day long--it's a bit creepy actually, but Xiumin doesn't seem to mind--"

Kris interrupts. "Why," he pauses, "are there funky animals in the shop."