Because when SM’s current director, whoever name is it, orders anything, the artist should just follow it.

Or they’ll die.

Worse, they’ll be left,

In SM dungeon.

 

“We should bond with exo members.”

Five heads turned their direction to the man in blue. “Huh?”

Manager rolled his eyes. “I’ll told you the password.”

“Huh?”

“Goddamnit you hear me so well Sunyoung!”

“Huh?”

He took the headphone from Sunyoung grasp and left the room and its silence.

Song Qian cleared .  “You heard him?”

“..... but I thought we already done that yesterday with foods?”

 

While someone was internally fanboying, the oldest of 12 took the mug and poured some milk into it. “Say, Junmyeon,  will sunbae get the hate?”

The not-so-oldest-but-he-is-anyway sighed, staring at a handsome young man in front of him. Truthfully, he didnt know. But one thing he sure of, they will be hated by their own sunbaes.

 

Chapter 1

F(manager) invited f(Victoria), f(Amber), f(Luna), f(Sulli), and f(Krystal) to BONDING XOXO chat room.

f(Victoria), f(Luna), f(Sulli), and f(Krystal) joined BONDING XOXO chat room.

F(manager) : girls <3

F(krystal) : yo oppa <3

F(sulli) : can i change my name?

F(manager) : sure :3  anything for you

F(manager) : where’s Ambaby?

F(krystal) : she’s busy

EXO manager has joined BONDING XOXO chat room

EXO manager : are you ready for party??????/////

F(namager) : who are you gtfo

EXO manager : hyung you mean L

F(namager) : who are you gtfo

EXO manager : can I invited the boys now?

F(manager) : who are you gtfo and I AM this room owner so ONLY ME can invite anybody. Not YOU. Who are you

EXO manager : but my name is all?

F(manager-nim) has joined BONDING XOXO chat room

F(manager-nim) : Hey In Suk J I’ll invite them, and I’ll add you as this room admins, along with others.

F(krystal) : oppa <3

F(manager) : hyung who is this EXO manager?

F(manager-nim) : thats EXO manager. His name is all.

EXO manager : thanks hyung ^^

EXO manager : thanks f(manager) hyung ^^

EXO manager has left the conversations

F(manager) : lol its In Suk? Omg sorry broh

F(manager-nim) : hey soojung!

F(krystal) : L

F(krystal) has left the conversations

F(manager-nim) : soojungie you mad?

JinLi~~ :  :O Oppa hows my new name

F(manager-nim) : its good ^^

F(manager) : where’s qian and sunyoung?

F(Victoria) : and i thought i was abandoned.............

F(Victoria) :  Sunyoung has a schedule but her phone is with me

F(Luna) : Qian unnie <3

F(Victoria) : Sunyoungie <3

F(manager-nim) : should i invite exo members here now? I think Amber can join later

F(Luna) : unnie bogoshippoyeo 3

F(Victoria) : nado... i’ll pick you up honey <3

F(Luna) : yes thank you unnie <3

F(Victoria) : <3 <3 <3

F(manager-nim) : uh maybe not

F(manager-nim) has left conversations.

F(manager) : I think i’ll come back later. Dont mess this room up, Qian.

F(manager) has left conversations.

F(Victoria) : finally we’re alone \^.^/

F(Luna) : yay \^.^/

JinLi~~ : unnie pls reply my message

JinLi~~ has left conversations.

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F(Amber) : where’s everyone lol am i late omg

F(Amber) : Qian, i know sunyoung left her phone in your house. Rye oppa said she’ll murder you if you touch it.

F(Luna) : Unnie <3

F(Amber) : pls Qian i know its you dont pretend you dont understand me

F(Victoria) : u no fun

F(Victoria) has left the conversations.

F(Amber) has left the conversations.

F(manager) invited exo xiumin, exo luhan, exo kris, exo suho, exo lay, exo baekhyun, exo chen, exo chanyeol, exo do, exo tao, exo kai, and exo sehun to BONDING XOXO chat room.

F(manager) : have fun kids ^^

F(manager) has left the conversations.

Exo suho : we are ONE! Annyeong haseyo, EXO imnida!

Exo baekhyun : Annyeonghaseyo!

Exo xiumin : Annyeonghaeseyo!

Exo lay : Annyeonghaseyo ^_^

Exo luhan : sunbaenim annyeonghaseyo J

Exo kai : Annyeonghaseyo

Exo chanyeol  : Annyeonghaseyo!

Exo kris : *bows* Annyeonghaseyo

Exo chen : Annyeonghaseyo *bows*

Exo tao : *bows* :D

Exo sehun : Noona!!!! Soojungie! Jinli! *waves*

Exo tao : wtf sehun

Exo xiumin : lol

Exo suho : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exo kai : yah!

Exo kris : OH SEHUN

Exo chanyeol : YOU DIE

Exo baekhyun : what the hell are you thinking sehun?!

Exo kris : the leader is mad. WE ARE mad

Exo chen : they’re our senior you idiot!

Exo sehun : wtf tao

Exo sehun : you guys are jealous because you are never close with them

Exo sehun : even jongin still not able to hold conversation to noonas except Amber noona

Exo sehun : stay pressed guys

Exo xiumin : but THEY ARE OUR SENIOR

Exo lay : you still have to respect them, Oh Sehun, no matter how close you are with them

Exo lay : if they were you, i think you’ll be uncomfortable with that kind of greeting

Exo chen : hyung you are our saviour

Exo kris : xing....

Exo lay : your hyungs only want the best for you and exo

Exo lay : please dont misinterprete our intention

Exo tao : xing you should be our leader instead of mama ho

Exo kai : ‘gree *hi-5 Tao*

Exo lay : now, redo your greeting ^^

Exo chanyeol : :’DDDD

Exo xiumin : lol why are you so emotional

Exo sehun : im... im im so sorry hyung L

Exo sehun : sorry sunbaenim *bows 90 degrees*

Exo sehun : Annyeonghaseyo *bows* please take care of me ^^

Exo luhan : lmao sehun why suddenly so polite

F(luna) : hey exo!

Exo baekhyun : Annyeong :D

Exo kai : Luna-sunbaenim please dont scroll up

Exo chanyeol : *facepalm*

F(Luna) : its f(x) leader ;)

F(Luna) has left the conversations.

Exo chanyeol : isnt their leader Qian noona?

Exo kris : so Amber told me that the f(luna) in this thread rn are actually Song Qian

Exo chen : is it good or bad thing

Exo luhan : i scrolled up and i saw no kyungsoo. Where’s that boy?

Exo sehun : kyung hyung is locking our room. God knows what he do

Exo baekhyun : omg

Exo kai : btw sehunnie, junmyeoun hyung said he wont let you sleep peacefully now and two days ahead

Exo sehun has left the conversations

Exo suho has left the conversations

Exo do : Annyeonghasimika, EXO DO imnida *bows*

Exo manager-nim has joined the conversations.

Exo kai : hyung you’re late all sunbae had left

Exo do has left the conversations

Exo luhan : since sunbae arent here, should we left this room?

Exo luhan has left the conversations

Exo manager-nim : who let suho sehun luhan do out?

Exo chanyeol : theirself

Exo manager-nim : tell them the’re in trouble

Exo manager-nim : you can leave

Exo lay left the conversations

Exo manager-nim left the conversations

Exo kris : bonding my

Exo xiumin : ikr -_- jinri and sunyoung threw their bill at me yesterday. How sweet

Exo tao : looool

Exo tao has left the conversations

Exo xiumin has left the conversations

Exo baekhyun has left the conversations

Exo chen has left the conversations

Exo kris has left the conversations

Exo kai has left the conversations

Exo chanyeol has left the conversations

 

 

“Hyung, i cant open our website.”

“Me too.”

“What happened?”

Yixing sighed. “You know what it is.”

“Seriously, we never have our website crashed. This is a record,” Sunyoung beamed; she refreshed Chrome once again and she got the same old message.

Having Chanyeol, Sunyoung, Jinri, Yixing, and Sehun (actually Kyungsoo should be in his place but he refused)  in a room wasnt something extravagant, but thing they would do is; that was first in SM Entertainment, or maybe even in whole K-pop Entertainment. They were at Jinri and Sunyoung’s dorm, with their managers order, to check and leave something in their official websites before the actual thing happen. Sadly, once the news told by medias, this happened.

Jinri rolled her eyes. “Please, unnie. Thats not brag worthy. Now how am I supposed to leave message if I even cant access it?!”