galaxy_fanfan: *breathes fire everywhere*

Panda123: Gege, you're not a real dragon...

BlingBlingTiger: Shut up! Yes he is!

galaxy_fanfan: rawr ;) ;) ;)

superbaozi: Kris are you attempting to flirt with Author-nim!? :O

BlingBlingTiger: Are you attempting to flirt with me?

Panda123: Aren't you scared of her?

galaxy_fanfan:....what? pfff scared? pfff! I don't know what you're talking about.

BlingBlingTiger: BOO!

galaxy_fanfan: *girlish scream*

Happy_Virus: Wow! Author-nim is scary!

superbaozi: Back off DerpYeol, Author-nim is a kind and beautiful person.

Korean-Bacon: You can't be serious.

superbaozi: I am so serial, I'm like a bowl of Kellog's Cornflakes!

Happy_Virus: Daebak!

Dino_Troll: Xiumin and Author-nim sitting in a tree~ K-I-S-S-I-N-G~ XD

BlingBlingTiger: *slaps Chen in the face with a fish*

Korean-Bacon: You should have a ship name!

EvilMaknae: superTiger or Blingbaozi?

HUNHAN_IS_REAL: Or JeMin

galaxy_fanfan: What about me!? 

superbaozi: What about you?

galaxy_fanfan: I will fight you for Author-nim!

superbaozi: Yah! Are you threatening your hyung!?

galaxy_fanfan: Yes! Yes I am.

Laynicorn: Guys, please don't fight...

galaxy_fanfan: BUT HE STARTED IT BY GOING AFTER AUTHOR-NIM!

Laynicorn: You wouldn't have a chance with her anyway, you're scared of her.

superbaozi: Author-nim is not scary, she is a delicate flower

BlingBlingTiger: Delicate flower? *raises eyebrow*

Panda123: Xiumin gege is crazy...

BlingBlingTiger: *glares*

Panda123: *hides behind Kris*

galaxy_fanfan: YAH! Why are you hiding behind me!? I'm too fabulous to die!

Panda123: Author-nim is definitely scary, so how is Xiumin gege not scared?

Laynicorn: He only sees her through his Xiumin Vision which depicts her as this harmless, delicate, pretty girl.

HUNHAN_IS_REAL: Xiumin would obviously have a better chance than Kris.

Dino_Troll: Why?

HUNHAN_IS_REAL: Because Kris is a scaredy cat and Xiumin is like a y, fearless man-beast.

EvilMaknae: LUHAN! D:<

HUNHAN_IS_REAL: What?

EvilMaknae: ..... *embarrassed* ..... n-notise me senpai... *blushes*

Happy_Virus: YOU LIKE LUHAN!? FOR REAL!!!?

EvilMaknae: *runs away*

HUNHAN_IS_REAL: *runs after Sehun*

BlingBlingTiger: You guys are so dramatic! THIS IS A SOCIAL NETWORK NOT A TV DRAMA!

superbaozi: Author-nim you're so understanding and wise~~ <3

Laynicorn: You poor, crazy fool...

Happy_Virus: XIUMIN HAS LOST HIS MIND!

Panda123: HE'S GONE CRAZY!

galaxy_fanfan: SOUND YOUR PANIC ALARMS!

Dino_Troll: THROW HIM IN AN INSANE ASYLUM! SOMEONE THAT DELUDED NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION!

Korean-Bacon: SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!

BlingBlingTiger: *hits all of you on the head with a rubber shark* Talk , get hit.