"Mingyu?"

"Hmmm?"

"If I hit you when I next see you, what would you do?"

"Well, I'd be in pain, I suppose. And a little confused about your motivation for such an action."

"What if I had no motivation?"

"Then I'd wonder if you'd gone mad, or suddenly lost control of your muscles, or something."

"And if I suddenly stopped talking to you- how would you react?"

"Is there a direction to this questioning?"

"Just humour me. If I cut off all connection to you, what would you do?"

"I'd ask you why."

"What if I had no reason?"

"You must have a reason. I'm too interesting to stop taking to without a reason."

"And modest, it seems."

"Naturally. Now- mind letting me into your head for once? Why are you asking me these things?"

"Just curious."

"I see..."

"Mingyu?"

"Yes, Wonwoo?"

"What would you do if I told you I hated you?"

"Where is this coming from?"

"Don't worry; I mean this purely hypothetically."

"Hypothetically?"

"Of course."

"I'd be sad, I guess. I'd try to get you to stop hating me. Do you have a reason for it this time?"

"Nope. No reason, motive, or rationale."

"You just hate me."

"Hypothetically."

"Of course."

"Mingyu?"

"Boy, this is getting repetitive."

"Are you listening to me?"

"I am."

"I've been wondering. How would you react if I told you I loved you?"

"Loved me?"

"Yes."

"Hypothetically?"

"Of course."

"Really?"

"No."

"Wonwoo..."

"Just answer the question."

"I'm guessing there aren't any reasons behind this, either?"

"There are many reasons."

"Such as?"

"Please, just answer the question, Mingyu. What would you do?"

"Well, if you did that, I'd probably kiss you."

"Kiss me? Why?"

"Oh, no reason."

"...Mingyu?"

"Yeah?"

"I love you."

"I'll be there in five."

I just wanted to try my hand at dialogue I'm sorry. This is a really lame attempt at cleverness.