title: mischief (un)managed: the khk club
authors: tae(taeyeonsundaes) ; luna(nightfalluna)
genres: crack, comedy, (a little) romance
setting: mostly hogwarts
pairings: a lot- won't spoil! but expect some common ships to totally unexpected ones.
featured idols & idol groups: exo, bts, b.a.p, f(x), red velvet, exid, girl's day, shinee, apink, snsd, miss a, b1a4, infinite, vixx, 4minute, iu, juniel, etc.
disclaimer: i don't own any of the characters, nor do i own the hp universe. the plot is completely mine and m'friend's though!

analysis: a history of asians in hogwarts (mostly koreans)
written by: lu han / 7th year, ravenclaw

It would be quite impossible to name the precise time when those of Asian descent- well, more like Koreans, really- truly started flooding into Hogwarts. But a nearly accurate prediction would involve the period of restoration after the Second Wizarding War. For whatever reason it may have been for, the asian population certainly has been doing much greatness for the school- mostly academically.

With more than ninety percent of the entire asian population being Korean, it's undeniable that Koreans have shown quite impressive excellence in adjusting to the Hogwarts community. While some Korean students chart at the top of the school's academic records and flaunt their atheletic capabilities in Quidditch matches, others become the subject of interest and are loved for their particularly notable sense of humour- which often involve pranks and other unspeakable actions they take 'for the fun of it(courtesy of baekhyun byun, year 6 gryffindor).'

But then again, no one can fathom the enormous impact the asian population may have on the future of Hogwarts. Someday, they may be the only race dominating Hogwarts and become the sole rulers of the wizard demographic. With their undeniable brilliance and composure, strategical tendencies, logical thoughts and sense, they may take over the Ministry of Magic and exterminate all non-Asian traces in the course of wizard history, become the subject of fear and admiration for all, bringing in the likes of their food and culture, notably kimchi, which is a really spicy type of food-

"Luhan, I thought this was supposed to be a history document, not a ing declaration about dictatorship."

"Same thing."

A/N:

author's note: I know the club is 'Korean Hogwarts Kids Club' and for Koreans but even the chinese members of the idol groups will be counted sort of like half-korean, quarter blood and whatnot. everyone in the club has at least a bit of korean blood. Houses of the characters will be revealed in the story. This is 70% crack/comedy, 20% romance, and 10% anything else lol.

dedicated to my love of harry potter. some things never get old.