2013 Note: If I ever meet Kris, I’m just going to stare at him. Not because he’s attractive, but because I’m incredibly impressed how he manages to keep all these stories going without mixing himself up. Boy deserves a medal. He would deserve a gold medal if he didn’t tell the Chinese fans he was born in Canada and the Korean fans he was born in China because c’mon boy we’re not that stupid.
This was mostly inspired by a “Kris/Suho – annoying roommate” prompt, but Kris himself inspired the rest.

2014 Note: For obvious reasons, this will never be completed. But it amuses me too much to leave it to fester permanently, so here’s all of this.