Going out

Daily conversations of Best Absolute Retards

HC: Erhmagawd guys, let's go out today.

YG: Where to?

DH: ALL YOU CAN EAT RESTAURANT PLZ

YG: Daehyun you just ate 2 pizzas and a steak.

DH: What is u tryin to say hyung.

ZL: Skate park?

YG: You're the only one who CAN Zelo.

ZL: WELL THAT'S NOT MYYYY FAULT u hyungs too old for skateboarding like gawd ur all above 20 I bet ur backs are aching.

YG: Zelo watch your mouth

ZL: Whatevz hyung

HC: UGH u es r SO BORING like go pick a spot already!

YJ: Electronics shop.

ZL: Hyung not AGAIN, we went there 3 weeks in a row!

YJ: What can I say I ace all of you in rock paper scissors ohohohohoh hohoh hoh ho *chokes* *coughs* *suffocates*

ZL: Hyung ur so lame

YG: ZELO I SAID WATCH YOUR MOUTH

ZL: I SAID WHATEVZ HYUNG

HC: ES PICK A DAMN PLACE

DH: CHEESECAKE FACTORY

HC: NO I'LL GAIN WEIGHT I NEED TO STAY PRETTY

ZL: Oh pls hyung I'm prettier than all of u

YG: ZELO

ZL: WHAT

YJ: Let's go to the library

ZL: DAMMIT HYUNG UR SUCH A NERD

YG: GOD ZELO

ZL: YES MR BANG YONGJESUS WHAT IS IT

HC: GUYS SHUT UP

DH: CHEEEESEEECAKEEE 

JU: Let's watch Frozen again

HC: ....

DH: ....

YJ: ...

ZL: ......

YG: .....on second thought all you can eat isn't such a bad idea

DH: HELL YAAAAAAASSSS

 

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QueenOfCold
#1
Chapter 6: I'm so done
krazymonster94
#2
Chapter 6: Lmao dying of laughter
Jiri_babies
#3
Wow u r good... i laugh too much... keep it up and looking forward to many more conversation between those 6 member... this is ma 1st time reading b.a.p fanfic. Even though i m big fan of b.a.p but i never thought of reading. Today out of boredome i surf and found a great fiction. Thank u for writing....
-senpie
#4
Chapter 5: i got chu zelo
fo your birthday im gonna give u some condoms
bc freakin who can resist the body of a legal 18 yr old
krazymonster94
#5
Chapter 4: Lol so funny
krazymonster94
#6
Chapter 3: I love this so much! So funny! :P Please update soon author ^_^
-senpie
#7
Chapter 1: omg
the "MR BANG YONGJESUS" really had me there cx
though it sounded like "bang young jesus"
excuse me as i try to purify myself
-senpie
#8
omg
i just kno im gonna like this
a lot