So here he was, sitting next to hotness on legs and this guy did not even look once at Lu Han. He didn't. He was still giving those annoying children stupid balloons that they could have asked their parents for. Why would they bother Sehun for that? Okay this was his job and he was being paid for it but it was still stupid.

"Hey balloon man! What was your name again?"

"Oh Sehun."

"Wanna go out with me Sehunnie?"

"Sure. To where?"

Lu Han gave him the most irritated look he could come up with.

"I mean do you have a boyfriend?"

"I have a lot of boy friends."

"No! No you idiot! Do you want to be my boyfriend."

"Yeah you can be my boy friend. I have a lot of them."

"You're an idiot."

A cute one.

I don't know where this came from.

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This was supposed to be an angsty fic.

OH WELL MORE HUNHAN FOR U GUYS HAHAAA

I know I've said that I won't write one shots anymore but it just came and I can't waste an idea right?

Brace yourselves for bratty!Lu Han and dense!Sehun~

Enjoy!  

HAPPINESS  ❤

This song won't get old :')

There is not a single SM song that I hate or dislike /crieshanriver

bomi xoxo