One fine Sunday morning, a frantic Oh Sehun ran around the spacious dorm where he and all the other members of EXO lived in. He was looking for his one and only…   beloved cell phone.

While Sehun was looking through all the possible places that he could have left his phone in, he suddenly thought of a genius idea. He could ask one of the members to call his phone and then when his phone rang, he could follow the sound of ringing and that would lead him to his phone!

And with that, he went back to his room to ask the members through their chatroom app. Why waste your energy walking to their rooms and asking them face to face when you can just message them? They are all probably on their laptops anyway.

[Sehun is now online]

[Sehun] is now chatting with [Deer Han]

Sehun: Luhannie hyunggg

Deer Han: Yes, Sehun?

Sehun: Can I borrow your phone?

Deer Han: …Why?

Sehun: I can’t find my phone :[   Can I use yours to call mine?

Deer Han: Oh, yea sure. It’s on the drawer next to my bed. Make sure to put it back there after.

Sehun: Ok! Thanks hyung~
 

[5 minutes later]
 

Sehun: Hyung…

Deer Han: What is it now?

Sehun: I still can’t find my phone and umm…

Deer Han: And..?

Sehun: I think I lost your phone too..

Deer Han: WHAT. HOW?!

Sehun: I grabbed your phone from your room, but then I put it somewhere and went to the bathroom. Now I can’t remember where I put it :[

Deer Han: DAMMIT SEHUN. YOU BETTER FIND IT AND PUT IT BACK WHERE IT WAS BEFORE YOU TOOK IT. OR ELSE.

Sehun: Ne... :[

[Sehun] is now chatting with [Chensing Machine]

Sehun: Chen Chen hyungg DDD:

Chensing Machine: What, Sehun.

Sehun: Can I borrow your phone to find Luhan’s phone and my phone? D:

Chensing Machine: Sorry, Sehun. Get someone else to help you.
I don’t trust you with my phone anymore since last time you ACCIDENTLY dropped my last phone in the toilet.

Sehun: Hyunggg are you still mad about that? I said I was sorry :C


Hyung..?


CHEN HYUNG WHERE ARE YOU


HYUNGGGGGGGGGGG

[Sehun] is now chatting with [Kim Jong Kai]

Sehun: Kaiii


Kim Jongin


Kkamjong


Kim Jong Kai


KAIIIII


...
Oh I see how it is.

[Sehun] is now chatting with [Zhang Yixing]

Sehun: Hyung?


Lay hyung?
Are you there?


Lay hyung please reply :>


Lay hyunggggg



Where is everyone today...

[Sehun] is now chatting with [$uho]

Sehun: Suho hyung?

$uho: Oh! Hi Sehun!

Sehun: Can I borrow your phone?   I can’t find my own phone. :C

$uho: Ah.. Sorry Sehun, my phone is out of battery :x  Have you tried asking the others?

Sehun: I’ve already tried asking Luhan and Chen. Kai and Lay won’t reply to my messages
Sorry to bother you then hyung :C

[Sehun] is now chatting with [Baek Is The Best]

Sehun: Baek hyung help me!

Baek Is The Best: ?? What?

Sehun: Can I use your phone? D:

Baek Is The Best: I’m just about to go out with Chanyeol to buy a new phone LOL. The phone I had broke ;;  RIP my dear phone

Sehun: Oh, ok... Then can you ask Chanyeol hyung if I can quickly borrow his phone?

Baekhyun…?

[Baek Is The Best is now offline]

Sehun: Oh. :<

[Sehun] is now chatting with [Kim Min]

Sehun: Xiuminnie hyung!


Reply please :C


Pleaseeeeee


...
Oh wait. He’s asleep. Maybe I should try someone else…

[Sehun] is now chatting with [GuTao]

[GuTao is offline]

Sehun: :C

[Sehun] is now chatting with [Kris]

Sehun: KRIS HYUNG

PLEASE

YOU’RE MY LAST HOPE

REPLY PLEASE I BEG YOU

KRISSSSSSSSSSSS

KRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Kris: WHAT IS IT?!!
I CAN BARELY DEAL WITH THIS PANDA TAO
I CAN’T DEAL WITH THE BOTH OF YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
GEEZ.

Sehun: Ohhhh. Tao is with you?

Kris: Yes. We’re at the mall and he’s whining because I’m not buying him his Gucci like always =__=

Sehun: So that’s where he was…

Kris: Now what do you want.

Sehun: Right. Kris hyung, can you please call my phone so I can find where it is? :>

Kris: Sure. Let me just get Tao to stop whining in my ear for a moment.

Sehun: …


Kris: I’m going to call your number now.

Kris: Did you find your phone?

Sehun: No…

Kris: Well, that’s your problem then. You probably put your phone on silent or something. I can’t help you any more right now.

Sehun: :< Thanks for your help hyung.


Wait… Hyung, If you’re at the mall, how are you chatting right now?

Kris: Indeed. How am I chatting?  Maybe because a little somebody over here dragged me out of the house before I could put my laptop down.

Sehun: AHAHA LOL. YOU GOT DRAGGED OUT BY TAO WITH YOUR LAPTOP?
OMFG THAT’S HILARIOUS.

Kris: … -__-

Sehun: :> Sorry…

Sehun sighed. After asking so many people if they could help find his phone, it turned out that his phone was on silent. Maybe he would never find his beloved phone again…

[Half an hour later]

[D dot O is now online]

[D dot O] is now chatting with [Baek Is The Best], [Chensing Machine], [Deer Han], [GuTao], [Kim Jong Kai],
[Kim Min], [Kris], [Sehun], [Troll Yeol], [Zhang Yixing] and [$uho]

[Baek Is The Best is offline]

[GuTao is offline]

[Troll Yeol is offline]

D dot O: Guys, did anyone lose their phone?

Sehun: :O!! Where is it?

D dot O: It’s in the toilet.

Sehun: Uhmmm…

Chensing Machine: OH DAYUMMMM SEHUN YOU SCREWED.
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ACCIDENTLY DROPPING MY PHONE IN THE TOILET.

Sehun: Shiiiiiiit.

D dot O: Oh, and there’s another phone as well.

Sehun: Double shiiiiiiiit.

$uho: Sehun, language.

Sehun: Sorry, hyung.

Kris: I think that’s why it didn’t ring when I called it.

Deer Han: Oh Sehun. Please tell me tell me that you didn’t drop my phone into the toilet.

Sehun: Luhan hyung, if I did accidently drop it in the toilet, I am so so SOOOO sorry. *bow x10000000*
I’ll buy you a new phone
Please don’t be mad at me hyung ; ;

Deer Han: …

Kim Jong Kai: Omg Sehun. You dropped another 2 phones in the toilet? LMAO.

Sehun: Shut it Kim Kai. You’re not helping.

Kim Jong Kai: :<

Zhang Yixing: What did I miss?

Kim Min: What did I miss?

Zhang Yixing: Hey, that was my line D:

Kim Min: Hey, that was my line D:

Kris: . . .

Sehun: . . .

Deer Han: Sehun.

Sehun: Ne, hyung?

Deer Han: Prepare to die.

Sehun: Uh oh…

D dot O: But really Sehun. Who would keep their phone in the toilet drawer?

Deer Han: THAT IDIOT WOULD.





Wait… What?


Sehun: Toilet… drawer…?

Kris: So you didn’t drop it in the toilet.

Sehun: HYUNGGG WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY THAT EARLIER?
OMFG I WAS SO SCARED
THANK THE LORD I DIDN’T DROP IT IN THE TOILET ; A ;

Deer Han: Looks like you’re off the hook; this time.
But I swear Sehun, if you do anything to my phone, I will personally kill you. You hear me?

Sehun: Ne…

And so the tale of the missing phone was solved.

But then a few hours later…

[Zhang Yixing is now online]

[Zhang Yixing] is now chatting with [Deer Han]

Zhang Yixing: Luhan hyung, can I ask you something?

Deer Han: Lay! What is it?
You really need to use this chatting thing more. I hardly see you talking using it.

Zhang Yixing: Well… Hyung I can’t remember where I put my phone..
Can I borrow your phone to call my one so I can find it?

Deer Han: OH HELL NO.

[Deer Han is now offline]

Zhang Yixing: :<

[End]

Authors Note:  Thank you so much for reading all the way to here ; ; I hope you enjoyed this first chapter. It was the first time I've written something like this >< Look forward to next week's chapter or whenever I decide to post one!