As Sehun slumps down on the couch and stuffs more chips in his mouth, the doorbell rings.

"Oh, that must be the new roommate," Luhan says as he runs to the door, but runs back.

"YOU LITTLE . PLEASE PUT SOME PANTS ON OKAY? DO NOT SCAR HIM LIKE YOU DID TO ME." Luhan totally forgot that Sehun wasn't wearing any pants, but just underwear. Actually, most of the time Sehun doesn't even wear boxers so his balls just go flopping around, but it's Sehun, he doesn't give no .

"Why? He's gonna see my weapon of destruction sooner or later so what's the big deal if he sees it sooner than expected? Besides, I'm wearing ! Just chill Luhan, every man and woman would be happier than ever to see my beautiful member any day."

"NOT EVERYONE LIKES YOU, SEHUN."

Sehun gasped and the look on his face screams "-I-will-slice-you-if-you-don't-ing-shut-up." Knowing that face, Luhan calmed down and watched his words because we all know he doesn't want to be whooped by Sehun's shadow tonight.

"He might not like the way you work your way in life, like how I deal with your and do basically everything for you, so get rid of your bad habits before something illegal happens."

"Just shut up and open the door."

When Luhan cracked the door open, it was as if the new roommate was made of pure gold and he was just shining like he owned the damn place. Luhan greeted the guy before heading to the airport. "Sehun-ah, I'm going now! Remember what I told you!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just leave." Sehun's eyes were still glued to the TV when Luhan left, until the roommate walked into the living room.

"Hi, I'm Jongin." Jongin shyly introduced himself as Sehun took a double take at him.

"Holy mother of hot cheetos..."

     Hi guys! It's markedbacon and this time, I'm back with a crack fanfic! I know, I was supposed to write a sequel to "Heaven's Price" and I did, but I deleted it. This is the first time I'm writing a memberxmember story and to be honest, I actually used to HATE and such. I supported OTPs, but I never read any gay fanfics. One day I read one, and I was inspired to write this. I'm not going to expose the title and author of the story because I don't want any privacy/copyright problems and I don't do sponsoring. I'm not good at writing dirty scenes and stuff like that so lemme excuse myself in advance. As you can tell, I also at descriptions and I'm not like some of the other authors. I don't see the need for posters and making everything pretty. I just write, so sorry if my foreword and chapters look really ugly. Nevertheless, I hope you guys stick with me and I hope you all enjoy the story as much as I enjoy writing every chapter because literally, it's really amusing.