A/N: Everything is in Kris's POV.

"Why are you doing this?''

"Because I love you..."

"Is it because of my droopy eye or my slack lip?"

"No! It's because I've never seen a diamond in the flesh. I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies..."

"Bu-"

"Shhhhh..... I'm sorry Green Bean. But you will never be Roooyyaallll. Gratata. Swag ."

With that I walked away. Never to see her again.

I left because I had to. She was Fu fu lame, and I ain't wit it... I didn't want to have to send shots to her fitted... 

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