Suho-A busy grandpa that doesn't know what he's trying to do half the time (really, he just can't seem to remember...)

Chanyeol-Your neighbourly crack-I'm sorry, hyperactive kid is right around the block, well they all live in the same dorm but-oh, nevermind.

Tao-The very special birthday boy! (He's hoping for Gucci but, let's be honest, he'll probably just get some $10 dollar knock off.)

Kris-The tough as nails boss of EXO. He is also an amazing artist. (Kris? Can I get my $20 in cash? Oops. Sorry.) 

Baekhyun-Your typical ray of sunshine ( see what I did there?! No? Okay...) Kidding! He's almost as bad as Chanyeol, but he gets high just as easily. Only on green jello. 

Sehun-OH! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIM BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. He's one sassy diva, with nice legs.

Kai-A cocky little asdfghjkl. Yeah, it's either having a diva showdown with Sehun or sleeping. Take your pick. (He has an evil side too though...only when he's awake. But really, he sleeps 90% of the day away.)

D.O- The one angel mixed with a bajillion devils. (Joking! He's evil too. But only if you insult his cooking.)

Lay-Look! It's our piano playing unicorn! I'm serious. He is a unicorn. A freaking unicorn. Don't try saying he's not. (Okay, fine. He's not a unicorn. But he does have a for ponies! ^_^)

Chen-Your typical 20 year old man-child who is way too fond duct tape. (You don't want to know what he has done with that beautiful gray shiny tape.)

Xiumin-The oldest of the hooligans. (He enjoys Beyonce, like full out jammin') He also enjoys stealing Kris' 'secret' collection of dramas.

Luhan-....(can I just say he would make a fabulous girl?) OW! Sorry, Luhan! You're so manly. Your manly air just fills every room you enter. (Geesh, you hit hard.)