No Honey No Money

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1. No Honey No Money 

Park Chanyeol,23 the Heir of The Park Clan, Future CEO of Park Industries, biggest company in Asia( don't ask me how it manages to beat Samsung, Sony or other companies! I'm just an author not some business expert) and third in the world.

He got everything. A wallet that doesn't seems to end. The face that will make Top Models look basic. To make this essay short he got everything. Well not really everything since his still single, very single. But ladies (and gents since he digs on boys more) don't get your hopes high since being serious on relationships is his last priority. He's list of ex's are longer than the population of China times the height of the eiffel tower raised to the radius of the earth. That's exageration but that's the closest thing to describe it

 

"The perks of being rich" Chanyeol is now inside his office doing stuffs-lazy-ceo-do "

 

Hey! sign this up could yah?" Oh Sehun said

 

Oh before I forgot, that's Oh Sehun Park Chanyeol's cousin, An engineering student and currently an intern of Park Buildings a branch of Park Industries. If you can't get Park Chanyeol you can get the second Best, thats not Oh Sehun but Kim Jongin aka Kai but his six-feet-under inlove with his oblivious secretary. If the second best is not available get the third best. Still Not Sehun but Kris but he's engaged to that kung fu panda and currently in China. If he's not available get the-

 

"Hey! Would you stop that!" Sehun growled frustratedly

"Stop what?!"

"NOTHING! just sign that"

"What's this?" Chanyeol asked angrily. See if somebody asked you, a multi-billionare ceo, to sign something without explanation you would be mad. What if that thing your signing is making you a stripper on some cheap bar downtown? Or making you a clown to his birthday party or-

"I ING SAID ING STOP THAT BULL!" And yep angry Sehun is a profanity-showering-mouth sehun.

"What the hell?!"

"Okay" Sehun sighs "That's a contract saying that building buildings now for our business partner would be 50% off for the month so they would choose us. And choosing us would be $$$ and that means you would be spending less time here"

"Which means?"

"With that type of brain. Patrick star would be a major stockholder here" Sehun groans "It means more time for yourself and your things"

"Which is?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HA!

"Strip bars, parties and "

And with that Chanyeol signed the papers with a big grin printed in his weird face

" SEHUN YOURE A GENIUS"

"Ah yeah can you call my dad and tell him that?"

~(0=0)~

"BAEKHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUN!!!!!!" Luhan shouted while bagging baekhyun's door

" Ahh? I did not?! I'm politely calling him!"

THE HELL?! Can you guys stop talking to me? I'm writting a story here! Anyways meet Luhan. Yes Luhan. Only Luhan that's he's full name. He's from China. He's Baekhyun's bestfriend. He runaway from china since his mother asked him to give me a grandchild by 5 o'clock or pack you're bags then go. How can a gay GAY!GUY! Give his mother a grandchild by 5 o'clock in the afternoon? So that's why he run away. He's background is amazing but let's talk about that in the next chapter because if I say it now THIS WOULD BE A ONESHOT!!

"WHAT DO YOU WANT LUHAN! MY GOD ITS LIKE 6 AM. WHO THE HELL SHOUTS AT 6 AM"

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SHOUTING ON ME FOR SHOUTING AT YOU?!"

"WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING ON ME FOR SHOUTING AT YOU FOR SHOUTING FOR SHOUTING AT ME AT 6 AM IN THE MORNING?!"

"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING ON ME FOR SHOUTING AT YOU YADDA YADDA BIBIDI BABIDI BOO BLAH BLAH BLAH!"

"Okay" Baekhyun sighs, seriously they look stupid doing this "What do you want my lovely bestfried LUHAN? How can I help you today at 6 am?" Oh the sweet sarcasm.

Before I continue this. Let's meet Baekhyun. Byun Baekhyun to be exact. The 2nd eldest in the Byun Family. His older brother now has his own family and living at the atlantis. God knows what happened to him. His Mother is a baby factory and his father is an . He have 3 brothers and 2 sisters. You'll meet them later since the setting of this chapter is in Baekhyun's own flat. Oh and his job now is a freelance model.

"Guess who got the job at the Bubble tea store!"

"Wait" and Baekhyun thinks " My uncle!"

"No!" Luhan shouted " Its me!!!!"

"Seriously how many jobs do you have?!" If you're baekhyun you would ask that yourself. Yesterday he's working at a fastfood chain and the day after that he worked at a carwash and the other day---

"Hey stop that!" Someday Luhan you would really have it "But it's not only me who got the job!"

Baekhyun gasped

Wait for it

 

Wait for it

 

 

Here it comes

 

"YOU! YOU AND ME WILL BE WORKING AT THE SHOP!" Luham clapped his hands

 

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahha

 

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

HA

HA

HA

NO

NO!!!

CAPITAL N-O

"No!" Baekhyun shouted " For the love of everything holy No!"

" Oh common the last time we worked together wasn't that bad" luhan defended "And it has money written all over it!"

"NOT BAD!" And Baekhyun's trigger has been pulled "IF YOU'RE CALLING BEING FORCED AS A STRIPPER IS NOT BAD THEN I'M SAYING THAT WE CAN NOW BREATH UNDERWATER AND FLY!! AND THATS WHAT YOU SAID THE LAST TIME!"

"Please baekhyun!" Luhan begged "They won't accept me if I'm the only one who will be working and it has really money written all over it" Luhan explained and showed Baekhyun the flyer with the words "MONEY" written all over it "Please?! Please?!"

Oh wait

 

Wait for it

 

 

Wait for it

 

 

 

Here it comes

 

And then

 

 

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