how "please pi-gone" came to be

*BONERUS FEETURE STORIE* the Princess, the pigeon, and the great wall Of korea

once upone atime, there was a process. and that process was actually a princess. but she was a so thy called her moses the process. moses didnt rhyme with procesz, her name wasn't moses either. but she was a

moses

procesz

a pudding pie

One dayshe decided to tak a trip down to the wall of korea. even though is wass a wall you could still walk onit.         so she did.         walk on it.                 she walked all the way from nurth korea military bases to rome. in a few 5 minutes. 

few 5 minutes

walking on walsz

peanis butter tottoer

Hello there gladace" sai a non-gay sound frem behind. 'where are yio of f to gladace darling= *i dont know who you are, but pls go away she said in fear. the camera closed up to the boi's face cause there was a camera, "don[t you mean

pls

PI-GONE

??!?!?!""""

MOSEs turned around in fear looking at the pigoeons, face tilted up {who are you???^ sha asked, puling an ak-47 from her bra with sillocane pudding fillings, pointing it at the giant 6 inch tall pigeon, "the name is the fourthh; 'deadrug frandeer joghson elizabeth the fourthh' 'you can call me butter tost tho' 'i mean eli" 

at that moment the princess exploded into teeny tiny small mininim blood orange pices. 8-bit glasses fell from the sky perfetely onto the pigohns face. the fourthh then his aoutomatic prepeller hat and flew back to his north korean base to meet with the illuminati

 

the end,               maybe...

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