April 20th, 2014

Jessica: God that's hot!

Seohyun: Mmmm...Sica unnie...maybe just...dip your tongue in a little instead of all the way.

Jessica: But it tastes sooo good Seohyunnie! I just want it all to myself!

Seohyun: Unnie...it doesn't feel good if you just rush it! Please slow down!

Jessica: Mmmmm god Seo! How did you make this taste so heavenly!!! It's like a party in my mouth!!!

Seohyun: I put some rose petals in it to give it some floral scent...to mask a bit of the slightly bitter taste.

Jessica: So this is my present?

Seohyun: No! Of course not! I'm not that cheap unnie! Here. Here is the rest of your gift.

Jessica: Thanks Seohyunnie...but honestly...just having this delicious tea with you is good enough...unnie has missed seeing you all the time Hyunnie.

Seohyun: I've missed you too unnie. Happy birthday.

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Jessica: Oh Yoona...they're so squishy and plushy...unggghhh...

Yoona: Glad you like it Sica unnie.

Jessica: My god it's like they were made for me!

Yoona: *giggles*

Jessica: Soft...warm...just like dough...silky pure ivory white...god I just wanna spend the entire day touching it and sliding my hands all over it!

Yoona: *sigh* Mmmm...well now I don't know whether this was the right gift or not...we already have a hard time getting you out of bed...now it's just gonna be ten times harder...

Jessica: Unnnnnggggggg...yes...omgawd yesssss…

Yoona: Unnie...Unnie! You're not even listening to me! Stop molesting the sheets!

Jessica: But these are sooooo comfy! My god if I had known this...I would have gotten 'Charlotte Thomas Bespoke' sheets years ago!!!!

Yoona: Happy birthday unnie.

Jessica: Thanks Yoong!!!!

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Jessica: Mmmmm....god...oh my GOD TAEGOO!!!!

Taeyeon: Do you like your birthday present Jeshika?

Jessica: Unnnngngngngngnggggg…it f-feels s-so GOOD!!!!

Taeyeon: S-should I…uh…

Jessica: God yes...h-harder please Tae...

Taeyeon: But um…m-maybe you want m-me to…l-leave you a-alone?

Jessica: What?! NO! I SAID HARDER! GIVE IT TO ME HARDER! HARDER TAE!!!!

Taeyeon: Ummm...like this?

Jessica: YES!!! SWEET JEHOSEPHAT YESSSS!!!!! RIGHT THERE!!!

Taeyeon: Man Sica-ah...you sure are loud when you get massages...I guess a new massage chair was really the best present for you...

Jessica: T-thank y-y-you T-Taeng-goo…Unnnnngngngngnggggg!!!

Taeyeon: *chuckles* No problem Sica… Happy Birthday.

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Hyoyeon: Sica...you have to rub harder...

Jessica: I'm trying! It's just so sticky!!!

Hyoyeon: Come on...put a little force into it...

Jessica: Urghhh...my fingers are gonna smell Hyo!

Hyoyeon: I don't care! HARDER!

Jessica: Remind me why I am doing this again...

Hyoyeon: Hey I did it for you last time you asked me to. It can't always be about you you know? It's about give and take you selfish twit.

Jessica: But it's my birthday!!! You should be the one servicing me!!!

Hyoyeon: You were the one who wanted me to teach you how to bake bread so can give it to your mother when you see her later at your family birthday dinner!

Jessica: Hmph!

Hyoyeon: You were the one who wanted to do something for your mom on the day she suffered to give birth to you!

Jessica: HMPH!!!!

Hyoye