HOW BANGTAN AND TOPP DOGG CELEBRATE THEIR NEW YEARS 

and christmas. 

c:

TOPP DOGG

P-goon : okay kids what do you want this christmas *decides to gift all his 12 children*

Yano : a lamborghini would be nice

P-goon : you punk

Jenissi : i wish for all of you to ing shut up bcs kim jenissi wants a nappy nappy.

Nakta : jesus christ jenissi can you be polite to your leader just once

Jenissi : i cant hear u over my snores

Nakta : god ing dammit

Gohn : NO GOHN JOKES FOR THE ENTIRE YEAR

Gohn : IM GETTING NAUSEAS BECAUSE OF IT OK 

Yano : im laughing 

ok so long shot story =

P-goon = *his mother mode was activated and bought his children gifts* *also he secretly sends namjoon a christmas card anonymously*

Yano = *wishes for a lamborghini but gets a toy car instead* *creates a diss rap dedicated to his hyungs*

Jenissi = *doesnt get anything but instead a duct tape plastered on his mouth to shut him from nagging* *tried hard to sleep but ended up opening tumblr*

Kidoh = *gives seokjin a visit and ends up on his bed* *im so sorry my seokjinhyosang feels are back again* *ok fine heONLY visited bangtan ok* *andthenseokjinpushedhimtothebedand-* *i should stop*

Seogoong =  *purchases a ton of neon hair dye* *plays truth or dare with bjoo* 

Hansol = *believes that santa is actually real and baked himself gingerbreads* *but recieves a frypan as a gift from jimin* 

Gohn = *cries in the corner praying for the gohn jokes to dissapear forever*

Nakta = *meditates and shaves his hair bald* *he asks santa to give peace for his group* *and asks santa to never give him height again bcs he thinks he looks like a giant candy cane* *yeah he believes in santa too* *damn u hansol* 

B-joo = *begs santa to give him more handsomeness bcs he said everyone always mistook him as hansol* *sadly he also believes santa* *plays truth or dare with nakta and seogoong*

Xero = *breakdances aggresively without no specific reason and blamed the neighbors for playing a really catchy song for too loud* *posts 129348129482 selfies during christmas* *12.58 AM = /posts a selfie* *12.59 AM = /posts a pic of yano sleeping with his naruto underwear/* *00.00 AM = /gets too excited and accidently posted a video of him singing the MLP theme/*