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Reasons why I don't like Seungri- Too annoying
“Hyung!”
No.
“Hyuuuung.”
Ignore him.
“Jiyong hyung.”
Don’t answer.
“Hyung hyung hyung hyung hyung hyung hyung hy-”
“What the maknae!”
“What are you doing?”
“I’m working on a song.”
Isn’t it obvious? Stupid brat.
“I wanna help!”
Oh great.
“No.”
“But hyuuuung! Whyyyy?”
“Because every time you try to “help” me, you end up giving me more work.”
“Oh, you know that’s not true!”
Yes it is.
“Just sit there. Quietly.”
“...Okay.”
Silence. I didn’t know that Seungri was capable of shutting up. Oh no. Maybe he’s planning something.
“Seungr-”
Oh my god he’s pouting! ing adorably pouting! Wait no. Not Adorably. Annoyingly. He’s annoyingly pouting. He looks like a baby panda!
“You know, maknae, you can sit beside me...”
“Really?”
“Yeah...”
Damn his adorable pout.
“Yay! Can I help you with the song too?”
“Sure...”
. Did I just say sure?
- Borrows things without asking
“Hey, isn’t that Jiyong’s shirt?
What.
“Yup.”
“Why are you wearing it.”
“Because I look better in it.”
No you don’t.
“Did you ask Jiyong?”
“No.”
“Are you sure he’s okay with you wearing his shirt?”
No I’m not.
“What? Are you jealous that Jiyong hyung lets me borrow his clothes without asking, Bae hyung?”
“No. It’s just that Jiyong’s standing behind you and he looks pretty angry.”
“LEE SEUNGHYUN!”
“!”
- Flirts with EVERYONE
“Hyung, I’m gonna go walk around for a while!”
“Okay.”
Wait. Walk around? This is the airport. He can’t just go walking around! There might sasaeng fans!
“Seungr-”
Well. So that’s the reason why Seungri wanted to “walk around.”
“Ya, Seungri! Stop talking to that girl and come back here!”
“...”
Did that bastard just ignore me!?
“Yah!”
“...”
Okay, that’s it. That ing panda is going to die tonight.
“Lee Seunghyun!”
“Stop hyung! Stop pulling my hair! I’m talking to that girl right now!”
“We’re boarding the airplane NOW!”
“But that gir-”
“NOW!”
No way I’ll let that girl take away my panda. I-I mean, I don’t want that girl to experience the displeasure of meeting Seungri.
- He doesn’t like me
“Maknae, come sit over here.”
“No! I always sit with you. I’m gonna sit with Top hyung!”
What?
“Ew no. Go away you little brat.”
Yeah, get away from hyung and come to me, maknae.
“Hyung! Why do have to be so mean?”
“Why do you have to be so annoying?”
“Fine! Then I’ll sit with someone else.”
You should have just sat with me in the first place stupid panda.
“Bae hyung! Let’s sit together!”
Youngbae?
“I’ll pass.”
“Why!?”
“Cause Jiyong’s glaring at me like he wants to stab me a million times over.”
“Yah! I’m not glaring!”
“Yeah sure.”
I wasn’t glaring. Why would I?
“What does Jiyong hyung glaring at you have anything to do with me sitting with you?”
“Because, Seungri, the reason why he’s glaring at me is because he’s jealou-”
“OH MY GOD SHUT UP DONG YOUNGBAE!”
“...Daesung hyung, can we sit together?”
“Why can’t you just sit with Jiyong hyung?”
“I don’t want to sit with him!”
He doesn’t want to sit with me? He doesn’t want to sit with me. He doesn’t want to sit with me!
“I’m going to the bathroom.”
He doesn’t want to sit with me! Maybe he doesn’t like me. , I always knew he liked the other guys better. After all, he always chose them over me. He would always rather play around with Top hyung, have dance battles with Youngbae, or practice Japanese with Daesung. I bet he doesn’t even like spending time with me.
Wait. Why do I care if he wants to spend time with me? I mean, it’s not like I l-like him or something. He can hate me as much as he want for all I care! He won’t be following me around like a lost panda anymore. He won’t bother me with his constant whining anymore. It’ll be amazing!
But I wouldn’t be able to see his cute little pout and his bright smile. I wouldn’t be able to scold him about taking my clothes. I wouldn’t be able to protect him from other people. I wouldn’t be able to...UGH what am I doing!? I should get back before the guys think I’m constipated or something.
“So what’s with you and Jiyong lately? Did he do something?”
Some friend talking behind my back.
“No! He didn’t.”
Yeah, he just doesn’t like me.
“Then why are you avoiding him?”
He’s avoiding me? Great, now I know he hates me for sure.
“I-I Don’t know hyung. I just feel weird when I’m next to Jiyong hyung.”
Weird. He thinks I’m weird. He hates me.
“Weird?”
“My heart beats faster every time I see him. When he comes close to me or touches me, I feel like I’m going to get a heart attack! And every time he talks to someone else I feel really angry and sad.”
“That’s exactly how I feel when I’m with you.”
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