"KYA! OMG THEY'RE DAATING!"

No, why is this happening?

"OMG I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS!"

No, i'm not.

"I SWEAR I'M GOING TO CRY TEARS OF HAPPINESS!"

No, i'm crying tears of pain.

"YOU TOTALLY MAKE A GREAT COUPLE. OMG YOU LOOK SO GOOD WITH EACH OTHER!"

I hate this, please, I want to leave

"I'VE ALWAY'S KNOWN THIS WOULD HAPPEN!"

 But I can't....