“Exo.” [chat]

PART 1:  --No Kris--

*happyvirus, baekiscool, ummaritehere, yehet, thedarkone, and guardiangramps are online.

Guardiangramps: Hello, Koreans~

Happyvirus: Can we invite Chen and Xiumin online, too?

Yehet: No.

Thedarkone: Waaaeee? D:

Yehet: If Luhan hyung is not coming, they can’t come.

Ummaritehere:  And little Tao ^^

Guardiangramps: AND YIXING!~

Happyvirus: What about Kris??? D:

Guardiangramps: We don’t need him -.-  Can’t I be in charge for one day?

Thedarkone:  I think I just heard someone throw something to the wall…

Baekiscool: Should be Chanyeol ._.

Yehet: Oh, what now?

Baekiscool: He said if there is no Kris, there will be no him.

Guardiangramps: Better off that way  ._.  We don’t need an annoying derp and an “artist” at the same time…

*Happyvirus’s account has been disabled.

Ummaritehere:  Aish, this boy…. What’s wrong with him?

Baekiscool: He said he’s disabling his account because Kris is not coming.

Yehet: Well good.  I'd rather have neither -.-

Thedarkone:  I’m tired of seeing ugly drawings…

Umaritehere: Chanyeol is too loud on this chat…

Baekiscool: You can’t even hear him…

Ummaritehere:  You can hear tapping fingers.

*ohdeer, pandagirl, baoziman, chenchen, and unihealchips are online

Thedarkone:  What a coincidence…

Ohdeer:  What coincidence?

Yehet: Just look up, Hyungs :3

Chenchen: OH MA LAWD U CRAZY FOOLS.  YI FAN IS GONNA KILL YOU.

Baekiscool: Chanyeol said that he’s not coming back if Kris doesn’t.  That’s some hardcore KrisYeol :’(

Ummaritehere:  Don’t worry, Baekkie! :D  We’ll show the fans some hardcore BaekSoo :3

Thedarkone:  Kyungsoo!! D:

Pandagirl:  Guys, we should invite Kris ge online…

Unihealchips: why would we do that….

Baoziman:  “because he won’t buy me anymore Gucci!” *imitates girl voice

Pandagirl: Leave me and my feminine self alone… -.-

Guardiangramps: I’LL BUY ALL THE GUCCI IN THE STORE FOR YOU! ^.^  I ain’t called Joonmoney fo nun!

Baoziman: don’t… type like that… I can’t even imagine you talking that way.

Yehet:  As you see above, fellow viewers, this is what happens when old men try to be cool.

Guardiangramps:  Why am I always the one getting bullied ;-; 

Unihealchips:  I SHALL HEAL YOUR BROKEN HEART! TZZZ! <3 there u go

Baekiscool:  Chanyeol said he can’t handle not being on the chat anymore…

Thedarkone:  That was less than 5 minutes…

Baekiscool: That’s what I was going to say ._.

Ohdeer: Is Kris coming back?

*PICASSO is now online.

Guardiangramps: EXO-K RUUNNNNN!!!!

*Guardiangramps, yehet, baekiscool, thedarkone, and ummaritehere are now offline.

PICASSO:  You little …

Unihealchips: Should we leave too, guys?

Pandagirl: Told you guys it was a bad idea….

PICASSO:  YOU SWEET LITTLE TOMATOES ^.^

Ohdeer:  What the hell….

Chenchen:  Tomato?  I wanted to be a watermelon

Unihealchips: What did we do, ge?!

Baoziman: OMG KRIS I’M SO SORRY, I SWEAR I TOOK NO PART IN THIS ;-;

PICASSO:  Kris? No, this is Chanyeol :3  Thanks for not being mean to me~ I always knew I belonged in EXO-M instead! ^~^

Pandagirl: … did we just get trolled by the happy virus?

Chenchen:  Awwww!!! What a good teacher I am! ^.^  Your hard work is paying off, Yeollie :DD Good job, boy! What do you want as a present? *w*

PICASSO:  OH!  I WANT A FUR HAT, A MATCHING JACKET AND PANTS, GLASSES, COTTON BALLS!!!  AND MORE!!!

Ohdeer:  Cottonballs…  Okay we have a new virus:  Trolling Virus.  ^ How we know this actually isn’t Kris ^

Unihealchips:  I’ll stay away from that…

Chenchen: OK~ Off to the store!

Baoziman: what should we do when Kris gets back on?

*PICASSO is now online.

Baoziman:  RUUUUNNNN!

*unihealchips, pandagirl, chenchen, baoziman and ohdeer are now offline.

PICASSO: LOL HI KRIS :D

PICASSO:  By the smiley face… Chanyeol?

PICASSO: LOL BYE KRIS :D

*PICASSO is now offline

PICASSO:  UGLY DRAWINGS??? OOOHH!! YOU LITTLE KIDS ARE GONNA GET IT!

*PICASSO has injured guardiangramps, thedarkone, yehet and more is now offline.

 

 

PART 2:  --The Better Fanboy-- featuring: BaekYeol and ________

*Baekiscool and PICASSO are online.

PICASSO: Baeeeekkiiieee!!! ^^

Baekiscool: What do you want.... Chanyeol/Kris... or maybe even Chen.

PICASSO: It's none other than the amazing Park Chanyeol~

Baekiscool: Then, change your name back to your normal name -.- 

PICASSO: Oh, yeah! Okay~

*PICASSO changed his name to: happyvirus.

Baekiscool: Okay, better... what did you want? 

Happyvirus: Can you come with me to buy some Dara Noona merchandise???

Baekiscool:  You want ME to go with YOU to buy DARA merch?

Happyvirus:  Yeah-huh! ^^

Baekiscool:  And disguise as a normal citizen with you to the 2NE1 store?

Happyvirus: Yesh~

Baekiscool:  Is your head empty or something?

Happyvirus:  I don't know, I never looked in there... I should see, brb

Baekiscool: NO I'M JUST KIDDING; DON'T!

Happyvirus: Oh, okay... you were saying?

Baekiscool: *sigh* I'll go in one condition.

Happyvirus:  Okay, what?

Baekiscool: Come with me to get Taeyeon noona's autograph.

Happyvirus: Hell no.

Baekiscool: Exactly~

Happyvirus: Just come with me, pleeeaasseee!

Baekiscool: See, I'm a better fanboy!

Happyvirus:  How....

Baekiscool: I'm not begging you to come with me, for one :3

Happyvirus: Well, I'm a better fanboy because I'm going to buy Dara merch.

Baekiscool:  Well, I was going to get Taeng's AUTOGRAPH :D

Happyvirus: I have her as my wallpaper!

Baekiscool: She's all over MY ROOM!

Happyvirus: Technically, no.  Since we share the room, the whole room is not Taeyeon noona, there is WAY MORE Dara posters!!

Baekiscool: Well, you may have more posters but I have a real life cut out of Taeyeon –w-

Happyvirus:  Who needs a cut out when you can see her in real life?!  I saw Dara noona in real life before!

Baekiscool: And what makes you think I never saw Taeyeon???  We’re in the same flippin’ company! -___-  Your head IS empty!

Happyvirus:  Oh, about that; I asked Kyungsoo, he said that my head really has nothing in it.  He also said yours has nothing in it either… We’re twins~

Baekiscool:  AHH that little!

Happyvirus:  YOU RIPPED DARA!

Baekiscool:  No, I didn’t!  All I did was run out the door to beat Kyungsoo…

Happyvirus: YOU RIPPED PARK SANDARA!

Baekiscool:  YAH!!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE FOOTPRINTS ON TAEYEON’S FACE???

Happyvirus: DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST SHRED ALL OF MY DARAS INTO INFINTY (lol infinite) OF PIECES???

Baekiscool:  YOU BROKE POOR TAEYEON’S LEGS AND ARMS!

Happyvirus:  IMMA TELL ON YOU!!!

Baekiscool:  IMMA TELL ON YOU TOO!!

*Happyvirus changed his name to: “Angryvirus”

*Baekiscool changed his name to: “Baekispissed”

*Baekispissed invited taeyeon_ss

*Angryvirus invited daraxxi

Taeyeon_ss:  What the…

Daraxxi:  Oh, hey Taeyeon!

Taeyeon_ss:  OMO!! Dara unnie!! How are you??

Daraxxi:  GREAT!  How are YOU?

Taeyeon_ss:  Pretty good, I’m gonna love your comeback!  Can't wait!!!

Daraxxi:  I’m gonna love yours too!  Your song’s pretty catchy!

Baekispissed: Noona…

Angryvirus: Noona…

Taeyeon_ss:  Another argument? -__-

Daraxxi:  You guys are too gay for this. 

Taeyeon_ss:  Yeah, go fanboy over each other.

Daraxxi:  Let’s go Taeng, we got a lot of catching up to do!

Taeyeon_ss: Let’s go, Unnie ^^

Daraxxi:  And the next time you have an arguement, dot bring us into this -.-

*Taeyeon_ss and Daraxxi left the chat.

Baekispissed:  OMG CHANYEOL YOU’RE SOOOO HANDSOME

Angryvirus:  OH SHUT UP, YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE!

*Baekispissed changed his name to: "Fanboy04"
*Angryvirus changed his namer to: "Fanboy61"

 

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a/n:

Did anyone get the Fanboy04 and Fanboy61?

Hehe >.< Anyways, what did you think of Dara and taeyeon's appearance?  I thought it would be a good thing to point out after the whole SNSD Comeback vs. 2NE2 Comeback thing.  I really think is was dumb.

So, what did you think of thins long update?  Sorry if there are mistakes, I should be going to sleep right now :P

So, please comment/subscribe/upvote or whatsoever, I don't mind silent readers, just don't try to be one :)

Bye for now! Nom_Nom