The Mystery Virus

It's An OFAK!™ Chatroom

DaeDae signed in.

Moontos signed in.

DaeDae started a conversation with Moontos.

DaeDae: Jongup! I need to ask you something

Moontos: Uhh? Sure hyung ^^

DaeDae: Should I try my new hacking program?

Moontos: Eh? Hacking program? When did you have that?

DaeDae: I downloaded it from a website yesterday. But answer my question please

Moontos: I don't know..? Why don't you ask Youngjae hyung?

DaeDae: I was going to ask him but he said that he didn't want anything to do with me :P

Moontos: Oh. Umm.. Sure..?

DaeDae: Okay, thanks!

DaeDae left the conversation.


Baekon signed in.

SuhoJM signed in.

DuizhangKeuriseu signed in.

Kkamjongin signed in.

Yeollie signed in.

Chensing signed in.

GucciTao signed in.

Dyeo signed in.

LuLu signed in.

KrispyLays signed in.

예헷 signed in.

BaoziUmin signed in.

Baekon started a conversation with SuhoJM, DuizhangKeuriseu, Kkamjongin, Yeollie, Chensing, GucciTao, Dyeo, LuLu, KrispyLays, 예헷, BaoziUmin.

Baekon:  Yeah all 12 of the EXO members!

Yeollie: Yes EXO we are one!

SuhoJM:

DuizhangKeuriseu:

Kkamjongin:

Chensing:

GucciTao:

Dyeo:

LuLu:

KrispyLays:

예헷:

BaoziUmin:

SuhoJM: What made you guys so happy?

Yeollie: It's the first time all of the members are together so I thought we should be happy

SuhoJM: Hey, come to think of it, it is our first time together. Let's celebrate! (ಠ益ಠ)

Dyeo: Are you happy or angry? (ಠ益ಠ)

Chensing: Why are you guys using that emoticon? (ಠ益ಠ)

Baekon: BWAHAHA! Dat face XD (ಠ益ಠ)

Yeollie: Hey bacon why are you laughing? You're using it too hahaha (ಠ益ಠ)

Baekon: What? Only you guys have it, I don't see any on mine :P (ಠ益ಠ)

BaoziUmin: Yah, you all have it (ಠ益ಠ)

KrispyLays: What's with the emoticons?? (ಠ益ಠ)

GucciTao: No I see the emoticon on you guys, there's nothing on mine :) (ಠ益ಠ)

LuLu: OMG you guys are cracking me up XD Stop it with that emoticon already hahaha (ಠ益ಠ)

Kkamjongin: I'VE BEEN GONE FOR THREE MINUTES AND THIS IS THE AMOUNT OF SPAM I GOT. (ಠ益ಠ)

예헷: Yea I agree wuth Kai, I was just looking for something to eat in the kitchen (ಠ益ಠ)

예헷: *with (ಠ益ಠ)

Kkamjongin:  And stop it with that silly emoticon and acting like you guys don't know anything (ಠ益ಠ)

Dyeo: Kai we're not acting, and I'm sure you don't see it behind your replies do you? (ಠ益ಠ)

Kkamjongin:  Well, of course. It's you guys who have it (ಠ益ಠ)

DuizhangKeuriseu: IT'S A VIRUS. I'M SUPRISED IT TOOK YOU GUYS THIS LONG TO REALIZE THAT. (ಠ益ಠ)

Yeollie: Ooh, Kris on caps (ಠ益ಠ)

DuizhangKeuriseu: SHHH. (ಠ益ಠ)

Dyeo: If that's so I think I'm gonna go (ಠ益ಠ)

DuizhangKeuriseu: Yea Kyungsoo's right. Anyone else going? (ಠ益ಠ)

Baekon: But our celebration? ;n; (ಠ益ಠ)

DuizhangKeuriseu: SHHH. (ಠ益ಠ)

DuizhangKeuriseu signed off.

Dyeo signed off.

Kkamjongin signed off.

GucciTao signed off.

BaoziUmin signed off.

예헷 signed off.

LuLu signed off.

KrispyLays signed off.

Baekon: Who's left here? D:

Yeollie: Me

SuhoJM: Here

Chensing: ChenChen here~

Baekon: Why haven't you guys leave?

SuhoJM: I felt like the others are just being plain meanies by leaving you guys

Chensing: Yeah

Yeollie: Aww thanks you guys ;u; <3 <3

SuhoJM: HEY THE VIRUS IS GONE!

Baekon: You're right! Daehyun cheesecake.

Chensing: LOL whut XD Daehyun cheesecake.

SuhoJM: I spoke too soon.. Daehyun cheesecake.

Baekon: Wait. That name sounds familiar. Daehyun.. AHA! Daehyun cheesecake.

Yeollie: What is it Baekkie? Daehyun cheesecake.

Baekon: B.A.P's Daehyun! I knew the name was familiar. Daehyun cheesecake.

Chensing: I'm sure he doesn't even have an account.. -.- Daehyun cheesecake.

Baekon: Umin hyung said that he met B.A.P's Yongguk, Himchan & Zelo here. Daehyun cheesecake.

SuhoJM: Oh jinjja? Do you know their accounts? We can ask them. Daehyun cheesecake.

Baekon: I don't remember all of them but I think Xiumin hyung said Yongguk-ssi's is Bang or something like that Daehyun cheesecake.

Bbang signed in.

SuhoJM: Daehyun cheesecake.

Yeollie: Daehyun cheesecake.

Baekon: THAT'S HIM! BANG YONGGUK! Daehyun cheesecake.

Chensing: LOL perfect timing too Daehyun cheesecake.

Baekon invited Bbang to the conversation.

Bbang accepted the invitation.

Baekon: Are you the real Bang Yongguk? Daehyun cheesecake.

Yeollie: As in B.A.P's leader? Daehyun cheesecake.

Chensing: Jepp Blackman? Daehyun cheesecake.

Bbang: Uhh yea. And I suppose you guys aren't roleplayers?

SuhoJM: Nope, we aren't roleplayers. And nice to meet you Yongguk-ssi :) Daehyun cheesecake.

Yeollie: Wait how did you know that?

Bbang: Uhh, I met Xiumin here so I'm bound to bump into the other members too.

Yeollie: Oh right. Mianhae ^^;

Bbang: It's fine. And nice to meet you guys too. Anyways, why are you here?

Yeollie: This >>>> Daehyun cheesecake.

Bbang: What? A bunch of >>>>s?

Chensing: You can't see it? Daehyun cheesecake.

Bbang: I see nothing weird

SuhoJM: We have Daehyun cheesecake. at the back of our replies Daehyun cheesecake.

Bbang: What? Daehyun kept talking about some hacking program yesterday. Hold up.

Bbang is now idle.

SuhoJM: Daehyun cheesecake.

Chensing: Daehyun cheesecake.

Yeollie: Daehyun cheesecake.

Baekon: Daehyun cheesecake.

Bbang is not idle.

Bbang: Done. Is it still there?

SuhoJM: Let's see. EXO Suho imnida!

Yeollie: Yeollie YeolYeol :D

Baekon: Kkaepsong~

Chensing: EXO's troll squad leader, Chen!

Baekon: It's gone! Gomawo Yongguk-ssi :D

Chensing: Finally! Gomawo~

Yeollie: Thank you Bang hyung hehe ^^

SuhoJM: Kamsahabnida Yongguk-ssi :)

Bbang: Nah it was nothing. Glad it's okay again


DaeDae


"Annyeong B.A.P's Kekemato here! <3 ㅋㅋ"

DaeDae's Status Updates

"OMG Bang hyung just suddenly came into my room and hit me with a frying pan and yelled at me to remove my virus. Like wtf I didn't set the virus to any of the B.A.P members how did he know that? Ouch it hurts T-T"


I know this was quite long ;u; But I really can't get over the fact that Yongguk hit Daehyun with a frying pan LOL And I think B.A.P's becoming a regular guest here haha

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UltraShawol
#1
wow author-nim :3333
PrinceHimchan
#2
last chapter was pretty creepy tbh lol
update soon, jebal~
ZexyLow
#3
i solemly swear that this is one of my fave stories ever.
Himchan10 #4
Chapter 10: Well thats kinda creepy :3
Himchan10 #5
Chapter 5: OMG Daehyun, lol. Daehyun ♥ cheesecake. and Bbang , really? frying pan? hahaha
Himchan10 #6
Chapter 3: Himchan, really....? poor babyzelo , hehe
yana0702
#7
Chapter 10: omg its scary.....poor luhan><
Catalina390 #8
Chapter 9: hahaha the hyun family~!!
zafizaf
#9
Chapter 8: Haha lol "on you"!!
SunMiJjangWordpress
#10
Chapter 8: Haha the nicknames the came up with XD
Jjong at the end is funny too. Don't worry, you'll always be funny to me (so cheesy omg DX)
I meant to ask earlier but how do you put people's usernames in chat? I've been dying to know (actually I was just making whale noises...).