Kris: This face isn’t enough for you? Just.. wow.

Tao: Am I too kawaii-desu for you? Should I be fierce and wushu you so we can get back together again?

Luhan: No, don’t break up with me! I promise I’ll be manly. *le pouts* 

Lay: Are we even together?

Xiumin: This baozi can’t live without you. *le shows off baozi cheeks*

Chen: We have to separate? What. Where you going? I’ll drive you there.

Suho: If this is what makes you happy, then, I’m glad I met you..

D.O: I can cook, dance, sing, and beatbox. Why are you breaking up with me?

Chanyeol: NOO! DON’T LEAVE ME I AM INCOMPLETE WITHOUT YOU! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO LIVE NOW?

Sehun: What? If this is about my colorful hair…I swear.*le pokerface*

Baekhyun: It’s okay, girl. Don’t cry, I deserve better.

Kai: *takes off his shirt* You were saying something?