Usernames:

 JB: J-Bummie  

 Mark: FlyingMark  

 BamBam: CuteBB  

 Jackson: JacksonGotDaSWAG  

 Yugyeom: FeedTheMaknae  

 Youngjae: Choi-YJ  

 Jr: HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR  

 

→ CuteBB invited FeedTheMaknae to chat

→ FeedTheMaknae accepted

FeedTheMaknae: Yes hyung? ^ ^

CuteBB: This is an emergency meeting!! >3>

CuteBB: But first...

→ CuteBB changed his username to BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN

FeedTheMaknae: So... what's this emergency meeting about? Is there gonna be more people? @.@

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: Yugyeom... I know I've said this before but...

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: I WANNA BE MANLY

FeedTheMaknae: Not this again...

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: I WANNA BE A Y OPPA WHO HAS ABS

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: AAAAAAAAABBSSS I SAID

FeedTheMaknae: BamBam calm down

FeedTheMaknae: I can hear you typing from my room.

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: But I wanna be maaaaaaaaaannnllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

FeedTheMaknae: What are you gonna do to be manly?

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: Not this. XD

→ BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN shared a picture:

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: The interwebs and yeah XDD

FeedTheMaknae: But seriously what are you going to do to become manly?

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: I'm going to find other people who want to become manly and form a MANLY MAN CLUB!!!

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: I've already put up ads around some fan cafes so our club will be complete soon~

FeedTheMaknae: ...Okay...

→ LuMAN has requested to join the chat

→ BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN accepted

LuMAN: ...This is the manly club, right?

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: Yep, it is! ^0^ You're EXO's Luhan, right?

LuMAN: Yeah~ I've never met any of you in person but late congrats on debut!

FeedTheMaknae: Thank you Luhan hyung~!!

LuMAN: You're welcome!

LuMAN: Oh, Xiumin wants to join too. Is that okay?

XiuminBaoZi: (offline message) Please? I wanna be manly too \(-O-)/

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: Anyone is welcome if they want to be manly!!

→ LuMAN invited XiuminBaoZi to join the chat

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: Xiumin hyung... do you mind changing your username to something more manly?

XiuminBaoZi: Oh, sure.

LuMAN: *internet high-fives*

XiuMAN: EXO!! WE ARE ONE!! XDD

FeedTheMaknae: So... what're we gonna do now?

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: Wait for more people. Four isn't even close to enough >.>

LuMAN: Sehun is talking to me O.O

BubbleTea~Thehun: (offline message) Luhannie! We're going for bubble tea today, right?

LuMAN: I'm sort of busy...

BubbleTea~Thehun: (offline message) ...

BubbleTea~Thehun: (offline message) IT'S ANOTHER GUY ISN'T IT

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: What's going on?

BubbleTea~Thehun: (offline message) I KNEW IT TT______TT

LuMAN: Sehun it's not what you think

BubbleTea~Thehun: (offline message) Then explain =___=

LuMAN: This is the Manly Man Club.

XiuMAN: Yeah, I tagged along.

BubbleTea~Thehun: (offline message) You guys have matching usernames... >.>

LuMAN: No, it's just a pun...

BubbleTea~Thehun: (offline message) Can I join?

BubbleTea~Thehun: (offline message) I can be manly too! =^=

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: NO.

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: YOU'RE ALREADY MANLY ENOUGH.

FeedTheMaknae: Sorry sunbaenim, this chat is for non-manly men who want to become manly...

BubbleTea~Thehun: (offline message) .......

BubbleTea~Thehun: (offline message) LUHAN AND XIUMIN IF YOU DON'T LET ME JOIN RIGHT THIS SECOND I'M TELLING D.O UMMA AND I'M NEVER GETTING BUBBLE TEA WITH YOU EVER AGAIN

XiuMAN: You can't get D.O his phone is broken lol 

TaeMAN: :D

LuMAN: *highfives*

XiuMAN: *double highfives*

XiuMAN: EXO! WE ARE ONE! XD

TaeMAN: No! Bling bling SHINee!

LuMAN: SHINee! We are one!

XiuMAN: SHINee and EXO has officially combined >W<

→ S-Hyukkie changed his username to HyukDaManlyMan

HyukDaManlyMan: =U= Das right.

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: So we're ready to start our first lesson?

FeedTheMaknae: Looks like it.

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: Does anyone know anybody that is very, very manly?

HyukDaManlyMan: Ravi is, and so is Hongbin and Leo.

XiuMAN: Who's the manliest out of all?

HyukDaManlyMan: ...Um...

HyukDaManlyMan: ...Ravi, I think.

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: Quickly, invite him to chat so he can teach us his ways!! =W=

LuMAN: Are we just going to be doing this the whole time?

TaeMAN: Looks like it...

→ HyukDaManlyMan invited RavioliBananas to chat

→ RavioliBananas accepted

HyukDaManlyMan: Hyung...? What's with your username?

RavioliBananas: I lost a bet with N.

XiuMAN: LOL 

RavioliBananas: Oh, it's EXO. Hey!

LuMAN: Hi! It's been a while!

TaeMAN: Hello~

RavioliBananas: Oh! SHINee sunbaenim is here too! Hello!

TaeMAN: Hello, hello~

XiuMAN: Did you just

TaeMAN: I just did.

HyukDaManlyMan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: Right, to the point! Ravi hyung, do you have any special tips on being manly?

RavioliBananas: Points on being manly? Hmm...

RavioliBananas: You can't be a man without chocolate abs, so if you don't have them, hit the gym.

FeedTheMaknae: Are abs really that important?

RavioliBananas: Yes.

LuMAN: Did someone say... chocolate abs?

→ LuMAN shared a picture:

XiuMAN: Did you just

HyukDaManlyMan: Why do you have to do that?! I didn't have lunch TT^TT

TaeMAN: Those are... legit chocolate abs.

FeedTheMaknae: Where is the bellybutton?

RavioliBananas: ...You're right...

BAMBAM-THE-MANLY-MAN: Ignore that. What do you do when you have abs?

RavioliBananas: Show them at every oppurtunity possible.

FeedTheMaknae: What if you're shy? ><

RavioliBananas: ...Well try to build up confidence. Walk around topless in your dorm or something and eventually make it more and more public until you can bare them on stage.

XiuMAN: Welp there goes my shirt.

LuMAN: XD I'm not taking off my shirt.

TaeMAN: I am. I need some confidence @3@

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: I am too.

FeedTheMaknae: I'm not.

RavioliBananas: Hyuk, N-jumma and Ken-jumma wouldn't approve if you took off your shirt so don't. =_= You're too young anyway.

HyukDaManlyMan: I AM 19 YEARS OLD ALREADY!! D:<

RavioliBananas: ...Did you just tear off your shirt?

FeedTheMaknae: He what?

LuMAN: O.O

TaeMAN: To me it sounds like Hyuk is really, really manly already... XD

HyukDaManlyMan: That kinda hurt ;^;

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: Someone is at my door help

XiuMAN: Lock it!

TaeMAN: Locket?? XD

FeedTheMaknae: I see Jackson hyung outside your door.... O.O

LuMAN: Lol what does Key have anything to do with this?

LuMAN: Wait what

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: OH MY GOS HELPPPPPPP

FeedTheMaknae: OMG BAMBAM HYUNG ARE YOU OKAY

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: ASIDAF;YUWFGVUSFS;A ;LDSALRWS F;A ;AJ D A DLSKDJWESKKKKKKKKKKK

HyukDaManlyMan: ...He's not dying, right?

→ BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN is now offline

XiuMAN: ...He died.

TaeMAN: Uh... should we be concerned?

FeedTheMaknae: Not really... this is a daily thing.

LuMAN: That just makes us more concerned

RavioliBananas: ...Do we continue with our lesson now or internet help BamBam?

FeedTheMaknae: I think we should help him since he's the leader of the group...

HyukDaManlyMan: Lol who decided that?

XiuMAN: ...I dunno.

LuMAN: Bubble tea...

TaeMAN: Banana milk!!

XiuMAN: BAOZIIIIIII

LuMAN: Wat

TaeMAN: That's not a drink...

HyukDaManlyMan: Wtf are we doing

RavioliBananas: Hyuk! Language!

HyukDaManlyMan: More like MANguage.

HyukDaManlyMan: And look who's talking D:< 

FeedTheMaknae: What is going on here? O.O

LuMAN: I miss Sehunnie... bubble tea... I want bubbe tea...

TaeMAN: *bubble

LuMAN: BUT SEHUNNIEEE

RavioliBananas: Did you just talk back to me? I'm getting N!

HyukDaManlyMan: What? D:

RavioliBananas: DAS RIGHT!! CHA HAKYEON RIGHT IN YO FAYCE

LuMAN: I WANT SEHUNNIE BUBBLE TEA!!!

TaeMAN: wat

XiuMAN: Don't worry, it's only a mental breakdown since he's been seperated from Sehun for too long.

HyukDaManlyMan: NOT CHA HAKYEON

RavioliBananas: YES CHA HAKYEON

TaeMAN: So HunHan is real?.____.

XiuMAN: Is 2Min real??

TaeMAN: You have a point...

LuMAN: SEHNNIE RANBOW BUBBE TA

TaeMAN: *SEHUNNIE RAINBOW BUBBLE TEA 

TaeMAN: DAMMIT LUHAN GET YO FACE TOGETHER

LuMAN: MY FACE IS TOGETHER I WANT SEHUNNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

XiuMAN: Luhan calm down Sehun will come back in a few minutes and it will be all okay

HyukDaManlyMan: jhdsfhsjkfhsjkfhsjfhshfs

RavioliBananas: Resistance is futile, I have N right here.

HyukDaManlyMan: sjfhskjwueiryuefshsdjkdhwhsjiookyppppppppp

LuMAN: ...bubb... tae................

→ TaeMAN has left the chat

XiuMAN: Look Luhan you scared him away with your weird Sehun obsession D:<

LuMAN: BUT SEHUN

→ RavioliBananas has invited LeoTheLionRAWR to the chat

HyukDaManlyMan: What did you do that for? .-.

RavioliBananas: Wait what

XiuMAN: I thought Leo doesn't have an account?

LeoTheLionRAWR: Hello

RavioliBananas: HE'S TALKING

HyukDaManlyMan: HYUNG ARE YOU OKAY

LuMAN: Shunnie buble te

RavioliBananas: LUHAN THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY STOP SEHUNNING

XiuMAN: Haha history

RavioliBananas: =________=

HyukDaManlyMan: Hyung... are you really okay?

LeoTheLionRAWR: ...

LeoTheLionRAWR: MY LITTLE ADORABLE HYUK DARLING I LOVE YOU

RavioliBananas: Wait what

→ LeoTheLionRAWR changed his username to CHA_NNNNN

HyukDaManlyMan: OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

XiuMAN: Lol N XDD

CHA_NNNNN: SARANGHAEYOOOOOOO MY CUTE HYUK

RavioliBananas: N... wtf

→ HyukDaManlyMan has left the chat

CHA_NNNNN: Oh, I made an account for Leo. I'll change the username back later.

CHA_NNNNN: WAIT WHAT HYUK COME BACK

→ CHA_NNNNN has left the chat

LuMAN: OMO

XiuMAN: What

LuMAN: SEHUNNIE CAME BACK FOR ME

LuMAN: HE BOUGHT BUBBLE TEA FOR THE BOTH OF US

LuMAN: ASDFGHJKL

→ LuMAN has left the chat

→ XiuMAN has left the chat

RavioliBananas: I'm just going to go then...

→ RavioliBananas has left the chat