Usernames:

 JB: J-Bummie  

 Mark: FlyingMark  

 BamBam: CuteBB  

 Jackson: JacksonGotDaSWAG  

 Yugyeom: FeedTheMaknae  

 Youngjae: Choi-YJ  

 Jr: HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR  

 

→ JacksonGotDaSWAG invited J-Bummie, FeedTheMaknae, CuteBB, FlyingMark, Choi-YJ and HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR to chat

FlyingMark:

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR:

CuteBB:

J-Bummie:

FeedTheMaknae: Wait, what's fanfiction?

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: NOBODY TELL HIM

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: HE MUST REMAIN INNOCENT

FeedTheMaknae: ...??

FlyingMark: Fanfiction is stories that fans write about us and them or us and each other and they are usually romantic and sometimes very creepy.

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: HOW DARE YOU

JacksongotDasWAG: I read some because a fan sent me a link and told me to see it...

J-Bummie: But why?? Haven't you heard about the horrors of fanfiction?!

JacksonGotDaSWAG: YES BUT I DID IT ANYWAY

JacksonGotDaSWAG: I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE THAT BAD

CuteBB: O: But Jackson!!

JacksonGotDaSWAG: Now I'm gonna post it up for you all to read >:D

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: YOU MONSTER

JacksonGotDaSWAG: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FlyingMark: ...I'm actually kinda curious to see what made Jackson so freaked out.

FeedTheMaknae: Me too...

Choi-YJ: Me three. I'm probably going to spam it to you guys later huehue~

JacksonGotDaSWAG: I'm posting it now XD

J-Bummie: Wait, don't post it up all in one because that'll be hard to read. Paste it up sentence by sentence, that'll be better.

JacksonGotDaSWAG: Oh yeah...

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: Wait you guys are really doing this?

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: BUT YUGYEOM!! THINK OF THE POOR INNOCENT MAKNAE!!

CuteBB: Think of this as family bonding time then >W<

JacksonGotDaSWAG: Here's the title: 'I Like You: A MarkBam fanfic'

Choi-YJ: Ugh... isn't that a reference to one of our songs?

FlyingMark: That's so cheesy... =__=

FeedTheMaknae: What's MarkBam?

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: DON'T YOU DARE

CuteBB: Wait, that's the ship name for me and Mark, right?

J-Bummie: YOU GUYS GET SHIPPED TOGETHER?? LOL

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: I HATE YOU ALL TT^TT AND MARKBAM

FlyingMark: >.> Just enjoy the crappy fic.

JacksonGotDaSWAG: Are you guys ready to cringe?

Choi-YJ: Yeah.

FeedTheMaknae: Is it really that bad?

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: YES

JacksonGotDaSWAG: 'Chapter 1: The Confession.'

CuteBB: Confession already?? O.O

JacksonGotDaSWAG: Oh, and this is from Mark's point of view. You might lose a lot of respect for him here.

J-Bummie: Heheh.

FlyingMark: Oh god.

JacksonGotDaSWAG: 'It was a cold day today, usual February. I wrap my scarf around my neck and trie to walk through the wind.'

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: 'Usual February'? 'Wrap' and 'trie'? This person needs to go to school!

Choi-YJ: And Mark doesn't really wear scarves. He couldn't care less about cold weather lol.

FeedTheMaknae: Mark hyung would just run through the wind!

CuteBB: Dramatically with his arms spread out and singing!!

J-Bummie: He would be singing 'Girls Girls Girls' and getting all the noonas!

FlyingMark: YOUR NOONAS ARE MINES.

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: 'MINE' YOU UNCULTURED POTATO

J-Bummie: LMAO 'UNCULTURED POTATO'

JacksonGotDaSWAG: 'The only thing kept me warm was the thought of seeing Bam Bam. My heart beat through my jacket just imagining his y face.'

CuteBB: YES

CuteBB: I AM Y

FeedTheMaknae: You're a big boy now! :D

→ CuteBB changed his username to BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: Let us continue.

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: BamBam... stop.

JacksonGotDaSWAG: 'I nervously walked in the door, looking around for BaBam.'

Choi-YJ: BaBam. BABAM.

J-Bummie: So he smashed into the door while looking for BABAM.

FlyingMark: Is there a BaBam here? *crashes into door*

FeedTheMaknae: The fanfic actually isn't so bad... just the typos. The writer spelt BamBam's name wrong twice...

JacksonGotDaSWAG: 'And then I saw him, standing there. My heart skipped a beat as I called his name.

"BmaBam! Mark hyung is here!"

He instantly turned around, and when he ssaw me and smiled, I nearly melted.'

J-Bummie: BMABAM. THIS AUTHOR.

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: Why do you write a fanfic about me without knowing how to spell my name?!

Choi-YJ: Mark doesn't say 'Mark hyung is here!'

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: Except for that time when he was doing aegyo 'cuz he was sugar high.

FlyingMark: Shh. What sugar high?

JacksonGotDaSWAG: 'He walked over to me, still smiling, and asked how was i doing.

"How are you doing?" '

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: Did the author just.

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: DID THE AUTHOR JUST.

J-Bummie: The author just did.

Choi-YJ: *world explodes*

JacksonGotDaSWAG: 'I smiled in return.

"I'm good, except it's a buit cold outside..."

BamBam nodded and shivered.

"We have the heater turned up all the way, but it' still cold!! >.<"

I felt my face reddening. It might be cold for him, but it was really hot for me...'

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: Why is there an emote??

FeedTheMaknae: This author...

JacksonGotDaSWAG: 'I fell silent, not knowing what to say next. BemBem noticed that I stopped talking and quickly looked at me, worried. he put a hand on my forehead, making me jump.

"Mark? Are you okay? Do you have a cold?"

I blushed even more and backed away a little, internally poanicking and trying not to look like a weirdo.

"N-No, it's fine... it's just hot in here since i still have my jacket on..." '

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: BEMBEM. SPELL MY NAME RIGHT FOR ONCE.

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: UGH ALL THIS MARKBAM THIS WHERE'S THE MARKSON

FlyingMark: Wait what

JacksonGotDaSWAG: Markson? Is that...?

JacksonGotDaSWAG: OH MY CHILI DOG BAGUETTE.

J-Bummie: Jr.? You ship people?

Choi-YJ: Why am I not surprised? >.>

FeedTheMaknae: What's shipping?

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: THAT'S RIGHT I SHIP MARKSON

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: MARK AND JACKSON BETTER GET MARRIED OR I WILL CRY.

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: I RAISED YOU ALL BETTER THAN THIS.

FlyingMark: SCREW YOU I LOVE BAMBAM

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: Wat

→ FlyingMark has left the chat

JacksonGotDaSWAG: I CALL HACKS

J-Bummie: ...Youngjae... I swear to god I will beat you up if you hacked Mark again.

Choi-YJ: IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE BY MY PINKY FINGER

FeedTheMaknae: Why is Mark running to BamBam's room?

BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN: OH MY GOD HELP

→ BAMBAM-IS-A-MANLY-MAN has left the chat

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: BamBam? BamBam? Someone go check on them!! MARKSON MUST RULE

J-Bummie: Old Grandpa Lim will do it.

JacksonGotDaSWAG: Hurry! I want to know what's happening...

FeedTheMaknae: What's happening?

Choi-YJ: I hear shouting...

JacksongotDaSWAG: It's not even shouting anymore. It's screaming. O______O

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: JR. UMMA DOESN'T APPROVE OF WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING IN THERE.

FeedTheMaknae: Why? Are they fighting?

Choi-YJ: Shh... it's nothing.

FeedTheMaknae: Okay...

JacksonGotDaSWAG: WHY THE CHICKEN NUGGETS IS BAMBAM SCREAMING DON'T PULL OFF MY SHIRT?!

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: UMMA DOESN'T APPROVE OF ANY OF THIS

Choi-YJ: Grandpa is yelling at the kids to open the door but they won't let him in lol.

J-Bummie: Mark locked the door and won't let me in and BamBam is screaming for help... but I can't get in...

FeedTheMaknae: Oh no is he going to beat him up?? O.O

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: I am going to bust the door down and drag Mark out of there.

JacksonGotDaSWAG: The noises are getting really disturbing...

Choi-YJ: I don't think we should fanfiction anymore.

J-Bummie: It has caused disasters within our dorm.

FeedTheMaknae: I know... BamBam is getting beaten up right now... I'm scared...

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: Mark isn't beating up BamBam. He's just... playing with him.

JacksonGotDaSWAG: PLAYING.

J-Bummie: I think we should just ignore the screaming and go to bed.

Choi-YJ: i don't think I'll be able to sleep.

FeedTheMaknae: Me neither.

JacksonGotDaSWAG: Then why don't we just...

JacksonGotDaSWAG: READ SOME MORE FANFICTION??

→ HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR has left the chat

✖  JacksonGotDaSWAG has been blocked from this chat ✖

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: (offline message) EVERYONE GO TO BED OR YOU WILL BE FANFICITIONED BY JACKSON.

Choi-YJ: I'm not gonna argue with that.

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