...Seriously?

GOT7's Crack Chatroom

Usernames:

 JB: J-Bummie  

 Mark: FlyingMark  

 BamBam: CuteBB  

 Jackson: JacksonGotDaSWAG  

 Yugyeom: FeedTheMaknae  

 Youngjae: Choi-YJ  

 Jr: HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR  

 

June 5, 2014 - 12:47 PM

 

 JacksonGotDaSWAG invited J-BummieFeedTheMaknaeCuteBBFlyingMarkChoi-YJ and HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR to chat

JacksonGotDaSWAG: EVERYONE

JacksonGotDaSWAG: TJIS IS AN EMERGENCY

 CuteBB accepted

CuteBB: You're right next to me... =3= 
 

 J-Bummie accepted 

J-Bummie: *This
 

J-Bummie: What's the big deal?

JacksonGotDaSWAG: I'll say when everyone is here.

CuteBB: ...Do you need to pee again?

JacksonGotDaSWAG: MARK.

JacksonGotDaSWAG: I SEE YOU LOOKING AT YOUR PHONE.

JacksonGotDaSWAG: I SEE THE GREEN DOT BESIDE YOUR NAME.

FlyingMark(offline message) No you don't. Leave me alone.

FlyingMark: (offline message) I'm not getting caught up in another oif your dumb group chats.

JacksonGotDaSWAG: ;A;

 FeedTheMaknae accepted

FeedTheMaknae: ...I was sleeping... e__e

CuteBB: Hey Yugyeommie~

FeedTheMaknae: Hello! I'm hungry TT~TT

J-Bummie: Is Jackson sulking? I can't see from here.

CuteBB: Yep. How much time do we have left?

JacksonGotDaSWAG: Too much.

FeedTheMaknae: Hyung, we're only getting our hair re-dyed/styled... it only takes about an hour or two.

J-Bummie: Excuse you, but have you forgotten how...Jackson-y Jackson is?

CuteBB: XDD

 HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR accepted

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: GODDAMMIT EVERYONE.
 

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: LET YOUR MOTHER SLEEP FOR ONCE WHILE SHE GETS HER HAIRCUT.

J-Bummie: Sorry honey!

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: ...Dafuq JB.

FlyingMark: (offline message) Youngjae is dead to the world. He was sleeping so deeply Jr. and I had to check if he was still breathing.

FeedTheMaknae: ...He's snoring now too.

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: MARK I KNOW YOU'RE GETTING YOUR HAIR RE-BLEACHED AND DYED BUT MOMMY LOVES YOU SO CAN I PLEASE LEAN ON YOUR SHOULDERRRRRR????

FlyingMark: (offline message) ...No.

FlyingMark: Weren't you like with JB or something? Go lean on him.

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: Ew no. I'm not dating my great-grandfather.

CuteBB: Wait so JB is our great-great-grandfather now?

JacksonGotDaSWAG: LOL JB WENT FROM GRANDFATHER TO GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER

J-Bummie: GODDAMMIT HOW DID I AGE SO FAST

J-Bummie: ANTI-AGING CREAMS

J-Bummie: ALL THE ANTI-AGING CREAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!1!!!!11!!1!!!!!111

JacksonGotDaSWAG: Just go to Etude House XD

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: I go there! :D I heard they're having a sale~!

FlyingMark: (offline message) Good. Go with JB then.

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: NOOOOOOOOOO JR UMMA WANTS TO GO WITH MY HUSBAND MARK

FlyingMark: (offline message) Oh dear God.

J-Bummie: You.

J-Bummie: Got.

J-Bummie: MARRIED?!

FeedTheMaknae: Great-great-grandpa's maaaaddd~~

 HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR has left the chat

HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: (offline message) YOU'LL NEVER GET ME YOU OLD EGG
 

J-Bummie: GET BACK HERE

CuteBB: He put his phone on silent XD

JacksonGotDaSWAG: You could just talk to him you know...

CuteBB: Says Jackson.

FeedTheMaknae: XD

JacksonGotDaSWAG: BamBam you are so gonna get it later.

CuteBB: In what way?

FeedTheMaknae: ...

JacksonGotDaSWAG: ...

J-Bummie: ...BamBam... >__>

CuteBB: That did not turn out how I wanted it to.

JacksonGotDaSWAG: RUN!!

 CuteBB has left the chat

 JacksonGotDaSWAG has left the chat

J-Bummie: ...I will find you...

J-Bummie: ...and I will punish you all FOR GETTING INTO RELATIONSHIPS BEFORE I DO

J-Bummie: YOU ARE RUINING HYUNG'S IMAGE

FeedTheMaknae: What image

J-Bummie: ...

FeedTheMaknae: I mean yes haha I will assist you later bye

 FeedTheMaknae has left the chat

J-Bummie: I hate all of you.
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

And there you have it, GOT7's teamwork ruined in a mere 500 words and above.

Sorry it was so short... I have exams coming up ;_;

I hope you enjoyed, and if you did feel free to share your thoughts at the comments, be nice to each other, and bye~ 

 
 

 

 
 
 

 

 

 

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There is a REALLY BIG chapter in progress so it'll take awhile but BE EXCITED!! The may be guests from other boy bands in the chat so keep your eyes open!!

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hellobts1003 #1
Chapter 10: Woohoo I shipped Jr umma and Mark husband(?) Haha XD
hellobts1003 #2
Chapter 9: Everyone wanted to be manly and mature XD
hellobts1003 #3
Chapter 8: HAHAHAHA THE WORST PART LOL FOR BAMBAM! XDD Typo. Yeah, I have found it so many times but I ignored. Haha
hellobts1003 #4
Chapter 7: Aigoo why Youngjae hates so much to Mark XD
hellobts1003 #5
Chapter 6: How mean lol haha Mark can flyyyy~~~
hellobts1003 #6
Chapter 4: Mark, mark, mark.. Hes really a Mark. (What the-??)
hellobts1003 #7
Chapter 3: I thought Mark is the mom of the got7 but it turned out... Jr?! Haha really interesting XD
hellobts1003 #8
Chapter 2: Hahaha XD ITS FUNNY when the part Jackson invited Mark into the chat but he declined haha
Ailinh #9
Chapter 9: XD I can't stop laughing
KilluaIsLove #10
Chapter 9: Luhan, Xiumin and Bambam~ Mahhh baessss