...Seriously?
GOT7's Crack ChatroomUsernames:
JB: J-Bummie
Mark: FlyingMark
BamBam: CuteBB
Jackson: JacksonGotDaSWAG
Yugyeom: FeedTheMaknae
Youngjae: Choi-YJ
Jr: HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR
→ JacksonGotDaSWAG invited J-Bummie, FeedTheMaknae, CuteBB, FlyingMark, Choi-YJ and HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR to chat
JacksonGotDaSWAG: EVERYONE
JacksonGotDaSWAG: TJIS IS AN EMERGENCY
→ CuteBB accepted
→ J-Bummie accepted
J-Bummie: What's the big deal?
JacksonGotDaSWAG: I'll say when everyone is here.
CuteBB: ...Do you need to pee again?
JacksonGotDaSWAG: MARK.
JacksonGotDaSWAG: I SEE YOU LOOKING AT YOUR PHONE.
JacksonGotDaSWAG: I SEE THE GREEN DOT BESIDE YOUR NAME.
FlyingMark: (offline message) No you don't. Leave me alone.
FlyingMark: (offline message) I'm not getting caught up in another oif your dumb group chats.
JacksonGotDaSWAG: ;A;
→ FeedTheMaknae accepted
FeedTheMaknae: ...I was sleeping... e__e
CuteBB: Hey Yugyeommie~
FeedTheMaknae: Hello! I'm hungry TT~TT
J-Bummie: Is Jackson sulking? I can't see from here.
CuteBB: Yep. How much time do we have left?
JacksonGotDaSWAG: Too much.
FeedTheMaknae: Hyung, we're only getting our hair re-dyed/styled... it only takes about an hour or two.
J-Bummie: Excuse you, but have you forgotten how...Jackson-y Jackson is?
CuteBB: XDD
→ HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR accepted
HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: LET YOUR MOTHER SLEEP FOR ONCE WHILE SHE GETS HER HAIRCUT.
J-Bummie: Sorry honey!
HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: ...Dafuq JB.
FlyingMark: (offline message) Youngjae is dead to the world. He was sleeping so deeply Jr. and I had to check if he was still breathing.
FeedTheMaknae: ...He's snoring now too.
HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: MARK I KNOW YOU'RE GETTING YOUR HAIR RE-BLEACHED AND DYED BUT MOMMY LOVES YOU SO CAN I PLEASE LEAN ON YOUR SHOULDERRRRRR????
FlyingMark: (offline message) ...No.
FlyingMark: Weren't you like with JB or something? Go lean on him.
HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: Ew no. I'm not dating my great-grandfather.
CuteBB: Wait so JB is our great-great-grandfather now?
JacksonGotDaSWAG: LOL JB WENT FROM GRANDFATHER TO GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER
J-Bummie: GODDAMMIT HOW DID I AGE SO FAST
J-Bummie: ANTI-AGING CREAMS
J-Bummie: ALL THE ANTI-AGING CREAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!1!!!!11!!1!!!!!111
JacksonGotDaSWAG: Just go to Etude House XD
HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: I go there! :D I heard they're having a sale~!
FlyingMark: (offline message) Good. Go with JB then.
HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: NOOOOOOOOOO JR UMMA WANTS TO GO WITH MY HUSBAND MARK
FlyingMark: (offline message) Oh dear God.
J-Bummie: You.
J-Bummie: Got.
J-Bummie: MARRIED?!
FeedTheMaknae: Great-great-grandpa's maaaaddd~~
→ HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR has left the chat
J-Bummie: GET BACK HERE
CuteBB: He put his phone on silent XD
JacksonGotDaSWAG: You could just talk to him you know...
CuteBB: Says Jackson.
FeedTheMaknae: XD
JacksonGotDaSWAG: BamBam you are so gonna get it later.
CuteBB: In what way?
FeedTheMaknae: ...
JacksonGotDaSWAG: ...
J-Bummie: ...BamBam... >__>
CuteBB: That did not turn out how I wanted it to.
JacksonGotDaSWAG: RUN!!
→ CuteBB has left the chat
→ JacksonGotDaSWAG has left the chat
J-Bummie: ...I will find you...
J-Bummie: ...and I will punish you all FOR GETTING INTO RELATIONSHIPS BEFORE I DO
J-Bummie: YOU ARE RUINING HYUNG'S IMAGE
FeedTheMaknae: What image
J-Bummie: ...
FeedTheMaknae: I mean yes haha I will assist you later bye
→ FeedTheMaknae has left the chat
And there you have it, GOT7's teamwork ruined in a mere 500 words and above.
Sorry it was so short... I have exams coming up ;_;
I hope you enjoyed, and if you did feel free to share your thoughts at the comments, be nice to each other, and bye~
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