“Luhan, from the first time I laid eyes on you, I thought you were a girl or you’re just a guy that loves to crossdress. To be honest, I was kind of freaked ou- Ouch!” Sehun rubbed the area that was punched by Luhan. “However, the more I got to know you, the more girly – I mean the more I fell in love with you. We have been together through thick – like my heart size that grew only for you – and thin – like the air surrounding me when you’re not in my presence. I love you, Luhan, and I know we will have a bright future together ahead of us.”

In the audience, a certain Byun Baekhyun wailed and cried about how sweet Sehun’s vow was. Chanyeol was doing his best to calm his husband down while Kris was glaring at the puppy for interrupting his feels.

Luhan grinned sweetly. “Oh Sehun, you had no idea what a pain in the you were. When we first met, I honestly thought you were some emotionless dude that seeks pain – like an emo. But then I figured out that you had this obsession for hair colors and so I dyed your hair different colors every week until you turned into a parrot.” The crowd snickered. “I got to learn that you were actually a sweet and playful boy and that I want to stay by your side until death do us part. Actually, death won’t part us because even in heaven or hell, we will be together. Forever yours, Oh Sehun. I love you lots.”

The audience ‘awed’ as Baekhyun’s cries got even louder. Kris shed a tear while Tao was laughing hysterically. The awkward-looking priest seemed to be fidgeting for a while before smiling at the couple. “Awwwwwwwwwww ! Ain’t that cu – I now present you, parrot and dear.”

Silence.

“What the hell?” Luhan questioned. “Aren’t you suppose to say ‘husband and husband’?”

The priest smiled. “Just kiss and I’ll tell you the importance of it since ancient times.”

Sehun smirked and his lower lip. “Ancient. I like it.”

The younger leaned in a pressed his lips onto Luhan’s softly, his hand cupping the guy’s cheek while the other hand supports his neck. Luhan smiled into the kiss and wrapped his arms around Sehun’s neck.

Very discreetly, the priest took out a camera and took a few photos, squealing now and then. Everyone must be blind to not see the monkey-like actions. They were probably too busy getting boners from the hot yet sweet scene.

After a few seconds, Luhan broke the kiss when he realized that everyone was staring. He quickly whipped his head over to the priest and caught him with a camera.

“Why did you just take a picture of us?” Luhan tilted his head.

The priest chuckled nervously and slowly put her – ahem – his camera away. “A-About that..”

“HAH!” someone shouted.

Everyone turned their head to find the owner of the voice. Turns out it was Suho.

“I knew there was something wrong with the – and I quote – priest!” Suho grinned victoriously. “He’s not actually a priest and he is a she. I remember her from our last fansign. She kept throwing questions at me about Hunhan’s marriage.”

The about-to-be-married couple looked at the priest with judging eyes. “Is that true?”

“I-I..” the girl scrunched up her nose. “Screw this!”

She tore off her wig and priest disguise, waving her camera in the air. “At least I got some hot Hunhan make out scenes to replay!”

With that, the weird girl ran away.

“Well then,” Sehun breathed. “I guess this wedding didn’t end up very well either.”

Luhan shrugged. “This one is better than the last one if I do say so myself. The last girl ripped off my underwear and forced me to wear a bra.”

“I guess we have to wait until next time..”

“Yeah, next time..”

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