Chapter 1
After they sold Do Kyungsoo's underwear
After they sold Do Kyunsoo’s underwear 
Chapter 1
3rd person P.O.V
(Exo’s Dorm)
“Hyung!” Jong In yelled at their manager
“What” Responded their manager from the kitchen
“Have you seen my favorite pair of underwear?” Asked Jong In desperately looking for his underwear
“No, why would I want to see your underwear?” Said their manager
“Hyung~” Jong In said while pouting with agyeo
“Ugh, fine. You mean the pair that has Elmo all over them?” Said their manager
“Yes! Yes hyung! Those!” Exclaimed Jong In while jumping up and down hoping his manager will know where they are
“No. I haven’t” Their manager said simply and left
As their manager left Jong In ran to Kyungsoo’s room to see if maybe they were there and Baekhyun was entering the house
“Yah! Kai!” Yelled Baekhyun as he was entering
“Yeah? Im here!” Yelled Jong In as he threw the box he was looking in for his very much loved Elmo underwear and ran to the entrance of the house
“Oh my krisus! Kim Jong In! Why? Why? My innocent eyes!” Yelled Baekhyun as he covered his eyes but was secretly enjoying it
“What? Hyung, help me look for my favorite pair of underwear please?” Said Jong In not understanding why Baekhyun was rolling on the floor crying while covering his eyes
“Underwear? Yeah! Go put that on!” Yelled Baekhyun
Yes. Kim Jong In was roaming around the house completely looking for his underwear because he only wanted to wear that underwear and according to him no Elmo underwear; might as well no underwear
“No! I only want my Elmo underwear! Nothing but my Elmo!” Yelled Jong In while stomping his foot and leaving while stomping now towards Chanyeol’s room
Baekhyun just got up from the floor and decided to go to the kitchen since what he has just witnesses made him hungry
As Baekhyun was entering the kitchen he couldn’t help but notice something outside
“What in the whole blue universe of Chan-yoda magical ears?” Asked Baekhyun while standing on his tippy toes peeking out of the window
Baekhyun then noticed a short chubby girl with sunglasses and a cap on running away at full speed but coming to sudden halt stop with something in hand that caught Baekhyun’s attention
“What is that? Looks so familiar” Said Baekhyun trying to climb on the kitchen counter to get a good look out the window when something scared the sleepy unicorn out of him
“1000 ways to die, number 963. Climb on kitchen counters, slip, breaks your neck and then die” Said Kris as he approached a much traumatized Baekhyun on the floor, again.
“Aish! Help me up exterminator! I need to see out that window?” Yelled Baekhyun as he took Kris’s extended hand to help him up and in no time he was being friends with gravity again and was standing up on both his feet
“Why do you need to loo- Oww!” Kris yelled out as a sudden heavu weight landed on his back
“Thank you hyung for the piggy ride! Now move your big head and let me see horsey!” Said Baekhyun
“Aw hell naw! I am not about to carry your fat ! Get off of me!” Yelled Kris in English
“You do not throw your English at me! Mr. Ghetto English fan fan wu!” Yelled Baekhyun and slapped Kris’s head “Now move your big yellow head!”
Kris just stayed silent and let Baekhyun do his stuff because if he said something Baekhyun or Kris
Either one of them was going to experience the red bull wings
They were going to fly out the window into the Atlantic Ocean and beyond
Baekhyun now got a full look outside and saw when the girl dropped something and immediately plucked it up but Baekhyun got a good look
“Oh my krisus!” Baekhyun said as he was getting off of Kris’s back
“What?” Asked Kris as he was rubbing his back
“That girl, she had Kyungsoo’s underwear” Baekhyun said
“Kyungsoo’s underwear? You need help” Kris said and was about to leave but Baekhyun grabbed his arm
“No, hyung it was underwear I know” Baekhyun said
“Oh my, How do you whose underwear belongs to who? Are you like checking us out or something?” Kris asked as he got out of Baekhyun’s grasp
-Silence from Baekhyun-
“Byuntae!!! !! Violation!Aaahhh!” Yelled Kris as he ran away all girly about it to his room and yelling ‘Byuntae, , and violation’
“Not my fault” Was all Baekhyuns said as he got to work on cooking himself some ramen
-Later in the night-
“So, Jong In did you find your underwear?” Asked their manager as Jong In happily came out of someone’s room happily strolling in his Elmo underwear
“Yes I did” Jong In said and modeled showing of his underwear and went right back into someone’s room where they were playing some type of racing video game
Everyone was having a good relaxing time when they were interrupted by a girly yell
Tao’s to be exact
Everyone immediately ran to Tao’s room and circled around him and his computer
All; except for Kyungsoo who was busy trying to cook this thing he saw on TV
“What?” Was all you could hear that they were saying
“Ayo, Check this out!” Tao said as he pointed to his screen and everyone’s eyes widened in surprise
“Oh my kriscasso” Said Chanyeol as he pointed at Kris’s drawing of a deer on the wall
“Oh my or his yoda ears” Said Kris as he pointed at Chanyeol
“My oh my~ Oh my oh my~ My oh my oh my oh my!~” Sang Chen to Girls’ Generation
“Oh my Hunhan” Said Luhan holding his little build a bear doggy
“Oh my dumplings” Said Sehun pointing at Minseok
“Oh my manly deers” Said Minseok pointing at Luhan
“Oh my camel~ Chen Chen~” Sang Baekhyun
“Oh my high unicorn” Said Tao
“Oh my panda wushu my cry babay” Said Suho
“Oh my pokeman cards! Trade with me, yeah?” Said Kai pointing at Baekhyun
“Oh my I am not high but sleepy” Said Lay
Then they all stayed quiet and suddenly yelled out something
“They are selling Do Kyungsoo’s underwear on the interent!” They all yelled out at the same time
And a little while later hearing small but loud footsteps rushing inside Tao’s room
“What did you just yell out?” Asked Kyungsoo
“Look!” They all pointed at the screen
Kyungsoo got closer only for his o.o expression to become O.O!
“Oh my gosh!!! They are selling my underwear on the internet! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!...
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