TWO
Random CracknessThe Park
Akane: *Walking along the path, thinking of plans how to video cam Justin Timberlake in the shower* Hehh.. *Evil smirk*
???: *jumps out of nowhere* BOO!
Akane: AAAHH!!! *Falls on near pond* EMIIIIIII!!!!!! *shrieks*
Emi: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *rolling on ground*
Akane: DON’T DO THAT!! *throw daggers at Akane*
Emi: *dodge daggers* Hah! Missed! *dodge* missed again! HAHA!
Akane: -_____-’ You almost killed me! *points at pond*
Emi: says the one who throws daggers at people! *rolls eyes* ‘Sides, I didn’t try to kill ya’… yet. *evil ora appear*
Akane: Oh. No… O.o
Emi: *Takes out Samurai sword from thin air* Now, I am!! *Evil grin*
Akane: Whaaa…? O.O AHHHHHHHH!!!!! *starts running around in circles, screaming in terror*
Emi: -____-‘ *thinks* WTF is she doing….?
Akane: *Still running around in circles, screaming bloody murder* HEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! SOMEBODY, ANY BODY!!!!
Emi: AKANE! WATCH OUT FOR THE—
WHAMM!!!
Emi: …tree -_____-‘
Akane: *falls unconscious*
Emi: *sighs and thinks* Why do I even bother?
???: DON’T WORRY MA LADY! I WILL SAVE YOU!!
*A heroic song starts to play in the background*
Emi: What the—? *looks around* Where’s that coming from…?
*A masked guy came out from the bushes*
Emi: WTH? -_____-‘
???: TADAAAA! *strikes a cocky heroic pose*
Emi: *sweat drop* who are YOU suppose to be?
???: Well, I’m—
Akane: *groans, waking up, rubs head* ouch.. My head hurts… *looks around* hmm? *sees masked Guy wearing a Pink Tutu* WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!! *Points at pink tutu guy*
Emi: Why are you…? *Notices the pink tutu* WHAT THE…???!!! *Joins laughing maniacally* PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Pink tutu guy: -____-‘
Akane: POWERPUFF REIZO!!!!!! *Laughing*
Emi: Reizo…? *light bulb lights up Emi’s head* PUAHAHAHHAHAHHA!! *Rolls on floor*
Reizo: O.O’ *Thinks* , I got discovered!
Akane: HAHAHA, why are you wearing that stupid pink skirt, Reizo?!! HAHAHAHA
Reizo: HEY! *Vein popping* Do not insult the skirt, it happens to be cute…
Akane & Emi: *stops laughing and stares at Reizo* O.O
Reizo: And besides, it makes me feel like a beautiful pink princess!!! *squeals like a little girl, twirling*
Akane & Emi: WHAAA…???
Reizo: HIT IT!!
*a song starts to play*
Emi & Akane: *thinks* Why do I have a feeling I know this song…… OH NO!!! O.O`
Reizo: *pulls out a pink microphone from nowhere and starts singing*
-- Barbie girl.
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