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Random CracknessScript One
**ON AIR**
Emi: Hello Everybody! I’m Emi Amaya, and today we are with the one and only, AKANE TSUKI!! Give a round of applause everybody!
*Audience starts clapping & cheering*
Emi: Okay Miss Tsuki…. What is your personality like? I mean, how does the REAL Akane Tsuki act? *Puts mic infront of her*
Akane: Emmm *touches her cheeks* aaaaa…I’m speechless *runs out of the studio screaming*
Everyone in the Studio: O.o’ WTH??
Emi: Errrr… alright….? Emmm... Sorry people, seems like we have to tell Justin Timberlake that Akane…. Doesn’t feel well at the moment. We will be back.
**OFF AIR**
-During commercials-
Emi: *Thought to self *Poor Justin, He was going to propose Akane on air... Now maybe he will marry me instead! *Laugh Evilly*
*Audience looks at Emi all weird, Children starts to cry*
Emi: umm… Heheheh *laugh nervously*
**ON AIR**
Emi: Welcome back and Miss Tsuki is here with us again. Let’s just hope she feels MUCH better….
Akane: I’m back from all the screaming, ‘cause I forgot to drink my Pepsi. ^-^v
Emi: Errrr…alrighty then~ -__-“
Akane: Oh, My name’s Akane Tsuki, I’ve been living in Japan for nearly 5 years…..
*5 minutes later*
Emi: That’s IT??!! O.o’
Akane: I’m thinking here! -.-
Emi: *Falls back from chair* Uhh? Take your time….?
*15 minutes later*
Emi: Uhh… Miss Tsuki? *Shaking Akane’s body*
Akane: *Snores. A snot bubble coming from her nose*
Emi: O.o’ SHE”S BEEN SLEEPING THE WHOLE TIME???!!!
Akane: WOAH!! And I’m 17! Umm... Where was I??
Emi: Grrrr~ *Pissed*
Akane: HeheH... I’m not serious in show-biz… ^.^’
Emi: *Annoyed. Cracks Knuckles*
Akane: Awwwww~ saweeyy~ *Hugs*
Emi: WHAM!!! *Kicks Akane out off the studio*
Akane: *Flies out of the studio through the roof* *Screaming in terror* CURSES!!!!
Emi: MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! JUSTIN’S MINE!!!! ALL MINE!!!! MUAHAHAHHAAHA!!!
Everybody: O.O” What the…..???
Director: Okay, CUT!!!! Good job everybody… IT’s A WRAP!!!!
*Movie Crew Starts cheering*
Emi: ALRIGHT!!! *Starts running of to fake sunset in slow motion*
-END-
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