“Tao, I think you put his diaper on wrong.” Luhan was watching Tao change Ming Yue’s diaper on the floor of the living room while the other members were out doing their own thing, later that day. “I’m sure that’s how it goes Luhan; I know what I’m doing.” Tao sighs as he finishes up on his son. “No, I don’t think you do.” Tao snaps his head up at Luhan “And why not?” Luhan points to the baby still on the floor “Because then he wouldn’t be leaking.” “Leaking?” Tao asks as he looks down to see that sure enough, his son was leaking out of his diaper and onto the changing pad beneath him. Tao groaned. “Ming Yue I just changed you” Tao mutters in Chinese to the little one as the latter just smiles and plays with his feet. Tao hears Luhan mutter “Told you so.” “You still seem brave after Tao went wushu on your there Lulu.” Kris’s voice startled both men. “How long were you standing there?” Tao smiles brightly at his lover. “Long enough.” Kris makes his way over to the couch next to Luhan and sits down. Luhan scrunches his nose at the leader. “My is still sore, thank you very much.” Kris smirks a little before answering. “That doesn’t stop you from ing up the maknae now does it?” Luhan gasps loudly. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Kris shakes his head. “Sure you don’t…..daddy.” Luhan’s eyes go wider than D.O’s and freezes. “You. Did. Not.” Kris smirks in victory. “Did to.” Tao tilts his head sideways. “Why did you call Luhan hyung daddy?” Right before Kris or Luhan can say anything they hear another loud gasp from the direction of the front door. They turn their heads to find Sehun and Kai standing in the doorway to the apartment. Sehun looks like he just got caught by his mother with his hand in the cookie jar when he was told not to even step foot in the kitchen. “Hyung, you didn’t.” Sehun looks like he’s traumatized at this point. Kris lets out a laugh. “You’re not that quiet Sehunnie. I heard you when I got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. And I’m on the opposite end of the dorms, remember?” Kai peeks his head around Sehun and blinks at the older. “Two things. One, I never heard Sehun . And two, Did you just say ‘daddy’?” Sehun’s hand shoots out from his side to smack his best friend on the back of his head. “Shut up Jongin.” Jongin pouts as he rubs the pain away from his head. “I didn’t say anything! Kris hyung did!” From his spot on the floor, a light bulb goes up in Tao’s head. “Ahh I get it now! Luhan and Sehun fu-“ Tao looked down to the baby on the floor in front of him, staring at his momma. “Did the deed, and Sehun was calling Luhan ‘daddy’ is that right?” Tao’s face looked like it would split in half with how hard he was grinning at this new information. “I wonder how Baekhyun would take this news Lu gege” Tao winked at said male. Everyone knew that Baekhyun was the biggest gossip in the group. If you want something to be spread amongst the members in record speed, Byun Baekhyun was your man to do it. He was also the member that would never let anything get passed him and would tease you about things that happened years ago, just to embarrass you. He was as much of a troll as Chen, but at least Chen knew limits. Sometimes. Occasionally. Maybe. Okay no, they’re both the devil’s spawn. Tao momentarily felt bad for their lovers. Luhan looked like he was going to cry or scream. Whichever came first. “Karma’s a , isn’t it?” Kris smiles from his spot. By this time, the maknae’s had made their way into the living room and Sehun was sitting almost on top of Luhan while Kai made himself comfortable next to Ming Yue and helped Tao put a fresh diaper on him the correct way. “Hyung, isn’t that too much though? Luhan only slipped up by telling everyone you’re pregnant, which wouldn’t have been a secret that long, and you already went kung fu panda on him Tao! His is still sore and that effects me too you know!” Sehun huffed out as he cuddled his lover closer to him to make sure he calmed down. Tao chuckled a little before glancing at Kris. “Just this once Lu ge. Just this once.” 
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