PAANO KAYA AAMING BADING ANG EXO?

SUHO: *tutts his finger* I'm sorry. I think I'm not meant for you. I'm meant for MEN. *GOSH!*
D.O.: From now on, ako na ang ILAW NG TAHANAN. *waves ladle then waves his other hand.*
BAEKHYUN: REAL MEN WEARS EYELINER SO~ *binura ang eyeliner at naglagay ng false eyelashes* KABOG!
CHANYEOL: AKO? BADING? DI NOH! CHAROTERA KA~ *eew lang Yeol! eew~
KAI: I'M Y AND I KNOW IT. *may nakitang papa* Psst! *nagtataasan balahibo mo*
SEHUN: WAG NA KAYONG MAGTAKA! LULU DEAR~ THOPPING NA TAYO~   KRIS: I'M KRISTINA MAY JOY ALYSSA MARIE WU. *matagal na naming alam!*

 

LUHAN: SEHUN~ COME HERE BABY. LET'S MAKE BEAUTIFUL BABIES~ *HALA!*
Sehun: after thopping hon.
LAY: *tucks his hair behind his ear* I AM A GAY. *labas dimple. ME? FAINTS. BBGANDANGYIXING?*  CHEN: Bading ako. Pero mahal pa rin kita. Do you still feel the same for me? *OO CHEN? MAGING SINO KA MAN* XIUMIN: *squishes his cheeks* GANDA MONG BAKLA~
TAO: Gege~ TULOY ANG LIGAYA NG TAORIS! *takbo kay KRISTINA*