Idiots ( 1 )

My Life With Teen Top

I'm sitting between a blabbering freak and a lazy right now. Yay , isn't that exciting ? And in front of me , there is a maknae hitting the punching back continuously like the punching bag is his worst enemy. Beside him is the fake maknae who continuously curse because his 'Jonghyunnie' is not listening to him. On the left there's a freak who kept putting his stupid BB Cream and other kinds of cosmetics. And in the kitchen , the visual is preparing food. For himself. Like always...... I'm starving to death right now. I don't know what Chunji's making but it smells goooooooood......... My wallet is being squashed by the lazy . Poor wallet. My piggy bank is now filled with the chicken's cosmetics while my savings has been drowned in the toilet bowl. Oh isn't that great ? Wait..... Something isn't right here. Why is it so quiet ? Well I can still hear Ricky's cursing and stuff but something is missing. WAIT ?! Did Niel just shut up ?! It's a miracle !  A new year miracle ! Yesssssss ! Finally , some peace and quiet...

*CRASH*

I stand corrected..... Now L.Joe's gonna cry because his beloved mirror just broke...... 

"Awww... It broke. Nah.... I'll just buy a new one later...." Asdfghjkl. Another New year miracle ! The last time L.Joe's mirror broke , he put it in a box and created a stupid funeral. None of us wanted to go but Chunji just had to destroy the dorm until we go because you know , Chunji's obsession towards L.Joe is just 'growing' by the hour. I seriously don't know what the heck is wrong with that idiot.

"Lunch is ready !" Yay Chunji made------- Chunji cooked lunch for us ?! Miracles are happening...... My wishes (besides getting out of here) had been granted ! Thank you god ! I skipped towards the dining room happily only to find the lazy helping the selfish idiot. I didn't see him going to the dining room earlier. Meh , I might be too focused in daydreaming until I didn't saw him went into the kitchen. But still , the lazy is HELPING the selfish idiot ! OMG am I dreaming ?! I should go wash up and enjoy the food Chunji made for us. Or maybe he poisoned it........ Nah , I see Chunji himself tasting the food over and over again (you can say eating it) and I see no harm.... 

I walked into the bathroom only to find Changjo plucking his nose hair. Eww. Gross. And I should probably leave now because he might hit me multiple times for seeing him..... Doing... That... Even though it's his fault for not locking the door. But I'm still gonna get hit.... 

"Ah hyung ! You want to use the toilet bowl ? Go on. I'll get out so you can do your business. And sorry that you have to see that embarrassing thing." I didn't hear a hint of sarcastic. And his fist is also not forming. Woah. He's not mad ?! Is today a lucky day for me or what ?! Anyways , I thank him and went into the bathroom. After I do my business , I wash my hands and face so I'll freshen up more. But as soon as I stepped out of the bathroom , screams can be heard... What the heck ? I ran towards the living room only to find Chunji and Niel hugging each other while screaming their lungs out , L.Joe and Ricky running around the dorm as if this place was a lap meant for running , C.A.P on the dining table while lifting his jeans up as high as he could (if that's even possible) until his knee's were shown and Changjo faint on the floor. What the heck happened here ?! I walked towards the screaming duo and asked them how all of this happened and the answer was simple. A scream. Well , Niel stopped for a while and looked at me for a second and screamed again. Aissh. Seriously this kid. Ricky , who might been listening to my question stopped running and said :

"You see , we saw a lizard. Changjo saw it firest and he was like 'LI-LI-LI-LI-LIZARD !' And fainted. C.A.P hung panicked and climbed up the dining table and pulled his jeans up as if those jeans was a skirt. And then me and L.Joe hyung was like 'Really ?' So we ran around the dorm so the lizard will get dizzy and die. And now you also know why Chunji and Niel hyung is screaming..." Wow , the two 'manliest' member , C.A.P and Changjo are scared of a lizard. And who the heck said that a lizard will get dizzy and die just by seeing two idiots run around the dorm ?! As for Chunji and Niel , it's normal for them to scream because they're...... Them...... I sighed and walked towards the store and took out a liquid which kills insects especially lizards. Then I found the oh-so-very-scary monster and sprayed the liquid at it. It suddenly stopped moving so I took out a tissue paper and wrap it around the now-dead lizard and threw it into the trash can. Changjo suddenly got up , C.A.P got down from the dining table and sat on the chair pretending that nothing had ever happened , Ricky and L.Joe stopped running and grinned at me , Chunji and Niel's scream began to decrease and there's a knock on the door. I wen towards it and twist the knob and the door flew open. There stood a huge guy wearing such glasses and a black suit with a white buttoned up shirt beneath it. He looked around the dorm and smiled. 

"Mr.Kim , since I see that you are handling the kids really well , I think you should replace Andy for a few more years. We alraedy found him but he kept on saying that the kids' are crazy and others. But we know that what he said to us is not the real Teen Top we know. So keep up the good work Mr.Kim and don't worry , we'll raise your salary sooner or later. Goodbye." I slammed the door hard and slide down it until my knees reaches my chin. I let my chin rest on it as I began to think. Wait. I have nothing to think about. But I do have one simple question , WHY ? Why won't they just believe Andy ? Why won't they just let me have freedom at least for once ? WHY ? Well there's two questions I know , but the real question here is WHY ?! But at least they changed. And then that's when it happened. L.Joe ran towards his bedroom and came out with a box in his right hand which writes on ; 'Here lies my dead mirror ;(' while his left hand was carrying another mirror. Then Chunji started to pick up the plates that C.A.P was still using. C.A.P went back to the couch and began to snore like a buffalo (as always). Niel started to inhale until his face was turning blue. Ricky started to curse over and over again while Changjo just ignored him and started to open a can of cola (where did that come from ?). After that , Chunji skipped out of the kitchen with a bowl of popcorn in his hands while Niel finally exhaled along with things I don't even bother to hear. And then Changjo and Ricky argued (just like always) and took out their video games and play it like they always do and believe me , even if there's a flood/tsunami , they're just going to sit there and let the water drown them alive. Hey what about me ? Oh yeah here's what happened to me. I am now sitting on the couch dumbfounded while saying these three simple words :

"WHAT.THE. ???"

 

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chunjixbyungie
#1
Chapter 1: OMG I'm still in the first chapter and omg haha !!!
My brother is telling I look like goofy now because of my reactions !
RavishedByEXO
#2
Chapter 2: " it's normal for them to scream because they're...... Them......" that killed me ! Oh dear god I can't breath !!!
so funny !!
RavishedByEXO
#3
Chapter 1: Trust me it's really funny !!! so excited to read more !!
eunahsoo #4
Chapter 4: This is too funny I love it
MeanMin
#5
Chapter 2: lolz those kids are funny. <3
ILoveYou_Forever #6
Chapter 4: LMAO The kids are so adorable~ And Channie is cute~
AdorableXingMyeon
#7
Chapter 4: Poor niel xD ..
ayumi13
#8
Chapter 4: Oh god lol!! They all need a reality check!
scintellate
#9
Chapter 4: LOL! poor manager.. aish, the manager must be crazy if he stay with them to long.. lol
CapBiased
#10
Chapter 2: I just can't stop myself from laughing