Kibum’s favorite pair of jeans.

The other four hold their breaths as they counted to three, watching the way Kibum’s face changes into three different colors—pink to red to purple—before all hell broke loose.

Jinki-hyung should have known better, Taemin thinks a few minutes later, now casually flipping through channels on the TV, able to hear Jinki’s loud sobbing and begs for mercy as Kibum’s threatens him with death and endless pain.

"Music to my ears~" Jonghyun sing-songs, only half-joking and chuckling when another stream of curses come from the closed room barricading in Kibum’s wrath and keeping Jinki inside.

"HOW ING DARE YOU ING STRETCH OUT MY FAVORITE JEANS!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT YOUR ING FAT TO FIT INSIDE—"

Minho choked on his water while Taemin and Jonghyun burst into unabashed laughter.

Another day in the life of SHINee.

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the game.